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Nerdy Librarian Pussy

How to phone sex

There’s a shy little librarian nerd at the college library who needs some help unleashing her inner sex goddess, so I took her under my wing and started teaching her how to phone sex, cyber sex and please her pussy with strangers online to help her inner cock lover break out of her shell.  She needs it really bad, you can see it in her eyes.

I was in the stacks looking for some interesting reads and a little coed cum when this mousey little waif wheeled a bunch of books by on the cart of check-ins.  I gave her a smile along with my usual deep eye contact, which made her feel really awkward.  Her whole body reacted, not just her face, I felt so bad for the poor thing as she walked away.

I probably wouldn’t have given her much more thought, but as she shrank away with her work load, I couldn’t help but to notice her thick, dick bait of an ass and that her hips are the kind that are perfect for getting ahold of while she’s being banged from behind.  Her cheek hams wiggled just right in her calf length pencil skirt, I think they hypnotized me a little.  Whatever it was, I couldn’t resist asking her if she had any bookworms crawling into her holes!

If the eye contact was awkward, this was absolutely mortifying for the darling little dorkette!  Of course she wasn’t seeing anyone, she told me she had only ever had one boyfriend in high school and that’s it.  I told her that wouldn’t do anything for her sanity and that I wanted to help her.  I gave her my number and told her to call me when she’s ready to open up her naughty side, kissed my finger and put it to her lips then sauntered out of the building.

She called that night.  Poor thing, the first guideline I gave her was never call the same night you get the number.  You want them to want you and think about you.  To do that, you have to play it cool.  She apologized and was going to hang up, but I told her that was silly and that I’d love to start right away.  That night was just us getting to know each other and me figuring out what she likes, anyway.  You have to be easy with these shy types, can’t hit the gas too hard or they’ll fall out of the van!

The next night started as phone sexing but I got her to click on her webcam so I could see what she looks like naked.  She didn’t have shit for tits, but that’s just fine.  Tiny boobs are cute, too, especially on a chick with a thick bottom half!  When I saw her tight little prudish pussy, though, I fell in love!  I could tell it was sooooo tight, I absolutely had to know what it feels like as it quivers and cums on my fingers and tongue.

We spent the next few nights fucking around and masturbating with each other, but I went back to the library when I was done with the book I didn’t bother reading to see if I could get some hands on action.  I wasn’t let down, she was there diligently doing her job just as expected.  This time, when we made eye contact, she didn’t get weird.  She kept as strong of a gaze with me as I had with her.  It’s working, I’ll make a sex goddess of her yet.  Making her sit her big ass and tight shaved pussy right on my face in the rows of books was a hell of a start!

 

Sorority Girl Slit Licking

College girls phone sex

 

I fucking love hanging out, wildin’ out and eating out college girls!  Those creamy little coeds really know how to party and are always so fucking horny that they practically advertise the fact that they’re willing to let anyone who wants a to give their fucklips a lick get as much cunt juice out of them as they desire.  I like to gulp down gallons of the sweet and sticky stuff so, you can imagine, I’m really popular in certain circles on several college campuses.

The most surefire way to find a slew of slutty teens all packed together is to simply head down to sorority row and search out the houses.  They’re so fucking full of tight shaved pussy having teens and their sleazy slimy slits that you don’t even have to try to find a fun little female to eat out, they come right to you!  All you gotta do is get in the door of just one of them, the rest is as easy as hair pie.

Here’s a tip; if you show up to any Greek party with booze and weed and tell them you’re Taylor’s aunt, you’re good to go.  Frats and sororities, alike.  “Which Taylor?” will be their question and your response should be something like “I guess you’ll have to find out.” or “Wouldn’t you like to know?”  That’s it, easy-peasy-pussy-pie.  As long as you’re cool and show them all you can hang, you’re good for the duration.

I like to find the girls who seem like their muffs haven’t been messed with very much but are obviously dying for some oral attention.  I like showing them what a true tonguing should feel like on their tiny twats and what they should expect from everyone who ever goes down on them.  I tell them not to be shy about letting their licker know what they like and to be a little forceful when they tell someone how they want their pussies to be eaten.  I even show them how to angle their assholes up so that a flicking tongue will slip right into them when they want it to.

School girls are funny and the studious wannabe sluts I seek out are just so eager to learn all about the wonders of having their tight holes kissed, licked and sucked.  If you’re going to give my methods a try, just remember what I told you.  And, above all else, remember this when you’re going down on all of those sleazy sorority schoolgirl sluts; if you don’t eat the ass, you’re not really eating the pussy!

 

Tight And Trippy Twat

Tight shaved pussy

 

My tight shaved pussy feels so good, every single push inside of my sugar walls is pure ecstasy on a prick guaranteed.  When you make the decision to give me the sexy fuck action we both crave, you had better be prepared because my slick little slit will have you seeing stars and tripping the fuck out if you aren’t careful!  No joke!

I got a friend with benefits who likes to fuck so hard and long that it seems like he might have a heart attack before he busts his nut.  I love the hell out of it, but I worry about the guy.  I don’t need anybody keeling over and dying while they’re ramming their rod in and out of my cock polisher.  That’s how he likes it, though, so that’s the way he takes it.

Last time we got together for a furious fuck session, he went at my cunt like he was running a race, pounding hard and fast like an out of breath bunny!  I got on top of the poor guy to give him a rest and, as he was watching my pussy grind back and forth on his big bone, he said that the butterfly tattoos I have above my cunt were moving.  I slowed down and tried to let him catch his breath so he could think clearly, but he grabbed me by the hips and made me keep on fucking and grinding hard.

I rode his hog like a champ and, just before he passed out from lack of oxygen, he blew a huge load that couldn’t be contained by his condom.  As his fuck fluid broke through the latex, his eyes crossed and he blurted out “The butterflies!” then passed right the hell out.  He was fine, but it scared the shit out of me, for sure!  That’s why I always warn guys about the hazards and health risks of my tight shaved pussy!

 

Denny’s Blonde Daughter

Blonde phone sex

 

My favorite Daddy Denny likes to treat me so good that you would think that I’m the only object of desire in his life, but he has a fine little fair haired daughter that he lavishes with attention and has blonde phone sex with all of the time!  He treats both of us the same because we both do the same thing for him… drain his bank account and his ballsack!

She lives with her mom so he’s always had to shell out all kinds of cash for her.  Monthly support is not cheap, he told me one time that almost half of his paycheck goes to his ex wife to care for their girl.  That’s a lot of fucking groceries if you ask me, but I stay out of it.  Plus, she’s 18 now anyway, so he doesn’t have to shell out to his old ball and chain anymore. He gets to focus almost all of his spending on his flaxen headed cum slut and smoking hot mistress!

The first time I ever met her, he invited me over so we could both bond while blowing him together.  That was perfect, I don’t think there’s a better way to get to know another slut than to suck a daddy dick with her.  You learn a lot about a bitch by seeing how she takes care of a cock with her mouth.  Anyone can ride a rod or take a deep drilling, but only a real whore can work a wang with her lips and tongue until it’s completely satisfied.  And we all know that I only like to kick it with the filthiest females!

She’s on top of her dome game, I can tell Denny has made certain that his hot little golden haired girlie knows what she’s doing with a daddy dong.  In fact, whenever she’s visiting him, I don’t have to do much oral pole work at all.  That blonde bimbo acts like she’s cock starved and Denny has the only sex sausage in town.  She’s so fucking cute though, so now I just let her gobble his knob all she wants and I just take it to the back.  I mean, someone has to eat his asshole for him anyway.  That’s how you get the real good dinners and jewelry and shit out of him.  

 

Little Girl Shower Pic Sessions

Little girl phone sex

 

I’ve been talking to guys who love little girl phone sex since I was, well, a little girl!  I learned at an early age that I could use my body to get what I want out of men and I’ve lived my entire life around that very fact.  Must be something to it, I got money in the bank, gas in the tank and cock in my stank on the reg, y’all!

It hit me one day when I caught my second foster dad stroking his schlong while he watched me change and take a shower.  I had the water running and was stripping out of my jean shorts when I noticed him peeking through the cracked open door in the mirror.  I didn’t react, I just kept peeling out of my panties and hopped into the tub.  I figured the veil of the shower curtain would ruin his fun and he would go away, but when I got done rinsing the shampoo out of my hair and opened my eyes, there he was peering at me through the open part of the curtain at the back of the shower with his big daddy dick in his hand.

I didn’t get it, my tits were barely as big as ant hills and my hourglass figure was definitely not in full effect yet.  Why wasn’t he creeping on one of the older girls with juicy jugs and heart shaped asses?  I was stooped.  Was he going to try to have sex with me?  There was no way my hairless little twat would be able to take his fat fatherly fuckstick, why would he even want to try?  He gave me a quick answer to that.

While I soaped myself up and wondered what he was about to do, he pulled out his old camera and started taking pictures of me getting all cleaned up.  When he didn’t like my position, he would tell me where to put my arms and legs so he could get the sexiest shots.  I wasn’t sure about it at first, of course, but the more pictures he took, the more into it I got.  I kept modeling for him as he snapped away, talking the whole time about how those Polaroids were going to fetch him a pretty penny.  

When he was out of film, he pulled off all of his clothes and got into the shower with me, hands first.  He ran his big gorilla paws all over my thin little body, mashing and mulling my soft skin when he got to my extra fleshy parts.  I have to admit, he knew what he was doing.  It was as though he had plenty of experience in dealing with virgin vagina and barely used beaves.  He made me feel safe and got my snatch really slimy before he even slid one of his fat fingers into me.  He kept that digit buried deep in my dick pocket and lightly stroked my clit with his thumb until I came in his hands.

From then on, my showers were rarely taken by my lonesome and there was almost always a camera present to document my cum filled cleansing sessions.  It was usually around when I was pissing or taking a shit, too.  After a while, I started signing them for the guys who bought them.  If they paid enough, I even invited them over for a little shower of their own.  Pussy really is a powerful thing! 

 

Gotta Play To Win!

Phone sex games

 

I’ll play any of the phone sex games you can think of and, I promise, I will not let you win.  In fact, you’re going to have to try really hard to beat me.  I don’t even know what you want to play yet, but my competitive side is pretty crazy and will drive me to do whatever I have to do to end up on top.  

In fact, why don’t we just wrestle around a little, do some tumble fucking?  Bend ourselves into all kinds of crazy positions to see if we can bang it out like a couple of circus performers?  How’s that sound?  I can contort myself into all kinds of crazy positions.  We can have our own fuck filled Cirque De Soleil act, complete with ropes and shit, if you want.

How about Poker/Twister/Poke Her?  That’s where we play strip poker until we’re both naked then head over to the Twister mat and try to get through an entire round without fucking each other.  The first one to put their hands on the other person’s cock or cunt loses.  The best part about that is, we both win no matter what!

I don’t know, don’t you have an idea of some sort of sexy game to play?  I’m down for whatever, but you’re going to have to try really hard if you want to win.  Don’t worry, you’re going to blow a hot load or two inside of me no matter if you win or lose.  All you have to do is play! 

 

Many Men’s Mistress

Mistress phone sex

 

My many mistress phone sex men all love me because they know that I’ll treat them in a way that their prudish wives never will.  I don’t have any sexual hang ups, I’m down for whatever!  The fact that you have a woman at home sitting around on her blobby butt and gossiping on the phone while you work hard to provide for her and your family kind of pisses me off for you.

I’ll be real with you, you never should’ve made a boring bitch your bride in the first place.  I know, you were young and thought you were in love and never thought it would end up like this, right?  As far as I see it, most marriages are like that.  It’s all good, that gives me plenty of misters to flirt with and fuck.  I give them the things their wives never do and they give me the dicking that my nympho pussy craves.  

Who cares how many guys I’m fucking at any given point in time, isn’t the only thing that really matters is that I’m banging you, too?  Your stupid life slug isn’t going to be sucking your deserving dick anytime soon, just come over and let me do it for her.  Just don’t think about how many other cocks I’ve had in my mouth in the last 24 hours and you’ll be fine.

 

Pussy Licking Parties

Group sex

 

I’ve been having group sex for as long as I’ve been fucking.  I lost my virginity in a room full of horny high schoolers and have taken every opportunity I could to put together plenty of pussy pleasing parties since then!  If you’ve never gotten to bang it out in a basement full of bitches and all of your buddies, then what the hell kind of sex life have you had?

It’s not hard to put together a little slit licking soiree.  All you do is tell girls that you’re going to gather a bunch of guys who love to munch muff and you need any and every wet and willing wang drainer that needs a good eating out to attend.  You’re guaranteed to find at least a handful of filthy whores who are just champing at the bit to get their greasy boxes orally cleaned out and moistened up.  

I don’t wait for everyone to be ready, either.  Once I feel like I have enough people at my place, I start pulling down panties and flicking my tongue in and out of every tiny hole around.  That is why I throw these parties, no need to beat around the bush when you can lick around it!  I play a part in the lubing up of every happy little cunt in my crib, need to make sure they’re good and juicy before they start taking all of those giant cocks.

Want to eat some pussy, just come to one of my parties.  There’s always plenty to go around.  Need to fuck a sloppy little slit, I’ll get one or two of them all slimed up and ready to hole for you.  That’s what we’re all here for anyway.  Sucking and fucking!

 

Poppy Knows His Whore Stuff

Phone sex humiliation

 

When guys come to me for a hard round of phone sex humiliation, I like to give them exactly what they want.  Like my foster daddy always said, “You can’t fake the funk, Sugarlump.”  It’s hard to act ashamed if you aren’t full of shame, so I do everything that I have to do to really make my callers feel the mortification I have inside of me.

Yes, I know I’m a dumb bitch who was only born to be used as a piece of walking fuck meat, and of course I know I’ll never amount to anything more than being a vessel for the holes that I let every guy get a piece of.  What good is it if I don’t really make you feel like I know it?  Not much good at all, wouldn’t be “worth the hassle of a refund, Honeybun” as my foster daddy likes to say.  I can tell you with my words, but if I’m going to believe it then I have to live it, so I like to invite a heavy hand into the mix while I’m jerking off cruelty loving cocks over the phone.

I’ll never forget my foster pop telling me “Any blow job worth doing is worth doing well, Silverbell” the very first time he shoved his uncircumcised prick in my young little slut mouth.  So I always give my Poppy a call to help me make my callers cum by putting me through all of the humiliation they want to see done to me.  I can’t whore write all over my own body.  I can’t believably slap myself until I make myself cry.  Poppy can do it all and then some, even coming up with stuff that my callers couldn’t even dream of concocting.  

I like being put in my whore place and taken down a peg or two, but If I’m going to talk about it then I’m going to live it.  There’s never been a shortage of men in my life who want to make me feel like a real cum loving gutter skank.  Poppy is the only one who’s always done his best to make me “walk the cock pleasing walk, Beanstalk.”

 

Give It To Gladys

Phone sex granny

I hang out with a phone sex granny who gets tons of calls from a bunch of old wolf pussy loving phone perverts.  Who knows why all of those guys crave a crusty gray gash and her small, shaky voice.  They sure as hell do, though.  I wonder what happened to those men when they were boys that made them want to whack off to ladies who are a little long in the tooth.

To hear her tell it, it’s because their grandmas liked to play with their young little boy peckers and used to make them cum really hard on an almost daily basis and no one else has ever sucked out their cock snot like their good ol’ granny did.  She says she used to watch all of her dirty little descendants while her offspring went to work and had all of the immature cocks and unsplit cunts she ever needed to satisfy herself.  

Obviously, she never stopped.  My young loving old lady friend loves thick rods that are a third of her age, so I make sure to offer her every dick that I drain.  I fuck guys of all ages, but almost all of them are younger than she is.  Most of my pussy pounding poles are into it, some of them are a little uneasy about it.  In the end, everyone gets what they want.  They get to bang out two whores, good ol’ Gladys gets to gulp down all of the younger cock cream she wants and I get the fucking I need and to help my friend all at once!