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Pmommy bald shaved pussy

bald shaved pussyMy bald shaved pussy gets so wet for pdaddys. Submissive whore momma gives slutkins to perverted men like you. Not any pdaddys but the ones who love a good sick and twisted Pmommy like myself. I know you are edging to some brat fantasies’ and need a good worthless fuck doll to help you. My evening go pretty much the same during the weekday. My son and daughters get home to a masturbating mommy. I miss my darlings and need them between my legs before those backpacks hit the ground. Mommy is the afterschool snack they need. Sometimes Mommy has some cream-pie left over that they can slurp right down. And the only homework they need to do is how to make mommy cum. One plus one divided with chubby legs over mommies face. Equals all the perverted Milf phone sex you can handle. I know that sometimes I need a big strong long pdaddy cock to do them with me. I love watching you fuck my daughters while I suck my sons small pink hairless cock off. Just look at his tight tucked boy balls. Dive your face in my pussy while they ride mommy! Mommy loves getting fucked and fucked up pmommy Little boy & Little girl phone sex is the best! 

Phone Sex Fetish for a Hairy Pussy on Chia Pet Day

phone sex fetishTomorrow is Chia Pet Day and if a hairy pussy is your phone sex fetish, then you should celebrate Chia Pet Day with me. My sons and steps son gave my pussy the pet name Chia when they were teenagers still. They thought my hairy snatch looked like a Chia Pet. They still call my pussy Chia. I had no idea tomorrow was Chia Pet Day. In fact, I had no idea there was even a Chia Pet Day. They have been gag gifts since I was a school girl. I still remember the song that went along with the ad. My sons sometimes hum that song as they are licking my hairy Chia Pet. I tried shaving my cunt once when they were younger. They hated it. They demanded my Chia Pet back, so I grew my bush out again. Real women have a Chia Pet growing between their legs.

phone sex fetishMy sons and stepsons are not the only ones who have a phone sex fetish for a hairy pussy. Most of my callers do too. It is because my body, especially my hairy Chia Pet, reminds them of the pussies they saw as young boys. If a man is over 35, chances are his mother, aunt and any other hot milf he knew had a hairy beaver. My husband has a stack of Penthouses, Hustlers and Playboys from the golden age of the hairy pussy, which is the 70s and 80s. Hell, my sons have been through all those magazines many times. I know the edition with Demi Moore in an 80s Playboy pictorial has sticky pages because my boys all jacked off to her hairy Chia Pet too. In the 70s and 80s, women had fur on their pussies. Some women started waxing and shaving their Chia pets to hide the fact that they were not natural blondes. I never had anything to hide because I have always been a brunette. When I did try to fit in with the masses, my sons and stepsons protested until I grew back my Chia Pet.

phone sex fetishThe boys were with me all weekend. They had to leave yesterday to get back to reality until the next holiday. As a gag gift they gave me each a Chia Pet as a present. Gag gift of course because tomorrow is Chia Pet Day, and they love my personal chia pet. They ate my hairy pussy before they left, with my oldest son leaving his cum on my hairy Chia. What is your phone sex fetish? If it is for a hairy Chia Pet, I might have you covered, LOL.

Phone sex Hairy chi pet day!

Phone sexPhone sex and Hairy loins go well for Chia Pet Day! Celebrate with me on November 29th is the day for chia pets! No shave November is ending with a bang. My sons and daughters and I have been letting my mommy bush thrive! Musty creamy bush that needs to be trimmed Soon. Or do they need trimmed. I know a lot of our men who have been using us Enjoy my curly Q’s! Even telling me that hairy pussy and man bushes are the new in thing! I’m just loving waiting it grow in! My daughter says its so soft when she eats me out! She even feel asleep down there last night!

Do you have a big man bush that will mix with my forest of lush soft hairs? Our phone sex naughty sessions can be so Chia Like! My son is more waiting on when he can later me up with shaving cream and make me bald again. He says its a waste to cover my baby girl looking mommy cunt up! Although some men like my David would be right under My pussy as it gets trimmed up! Mommy pussy shaving gets some men right in the cock!
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Last night my son gifted me with a chi pet cock and Barbara bush he found on eBay! You really can find kinky in anything around! He said as soon as my bush gets shaved he will Keep theses little pants alive. That means if mommy lets her bush grow the chi pets die! I wonder how long this phone sex whore will be able to keep her beaver bare?
I never doubted having a bald pussy before this month. Many men enjoy the silken smooth baby girl lips of a younger milf. I love reminding men that slick is best for a dick!
Naturally hairy pussy and cute little plants that look like hair are fun! But momma just wants to fuck. SO if you have a hairy knob that needs slobbered, or a hairy man crack that loves being cleaned Mommy Elizabeth is ready for that scene!Phone sex
Are your ready to get the razor out and mow my pussy lawn? Perhaps just watch as my son expertly removes any trace of a vast curly bush! Shaving your balls and need help? My hands are stead and my little ones mouths are great after shave! Hell bring out the wax! Mommy is a pain slut anyways!

Group Sex, Family Style is What I am Thankful for This Thanksgiving

group sexIt is not a holiday in my house unless there is some family group sex action. This is one of the reasons I love holidays. I am thankful for family fucking. My daughter came home from college this weekend. My stepsons arrived last night. And my two sons will be here tonight. I have started the fun without them though. They will have plenty of time with mommy’s fuck holes when they arrive. My husband and I cater in Thanksgiving dinner. This way I can spend more time in the bedroom than the kitchen. I love my kinky blended family. My stepsons call me mom. Their mother died when they were schoolboys. I have raised them. They are in their forties, not much younger than me, but that is because my husband is 20 years older than me. Once upon a time, I loved older men. I had daddy issues. Now that I am in my 50s, and it is those younger men who this phone sex milf enjoys fucking the most, and that includes my offspring. After dinner last night, my stepsons wanted to show me how much they missed me. I wanted to show them how much I missed their cocks. My daughter went out to see some high school friends, so it was just the three of us. My career as a dirty milf began with them before I even became a mother. My sons and daughter can thank their half brothers for turning me into a dirty mommy. I got a taste for those young, teenage cocks and it’s a taste I have had ever since. My husband wanted to watch. Back in the day, it was a secret we kept from daddy. But turns out my husband is almost as big of a pervert as I am. He likes to watch. He got to watch two of his sons fuck his slut wife. When our daughter came home, he got to watch her lick their cum out of my fuck holes. It is the holidays, and I will be filled with family cock and hot phonesex tales.

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Submissive phone sex is where I met mommy’s little slut. He needs mommy to find him a slutty outfit and she will do whatever mommy asks. He knows mommy loves when she is a good little girl and sucks on mommies’ tits. But especially when she sucks on mommys hard cock. You have been wanting me to impregnate you ever since you let mommy fuck your Tight shave pussy. Your man pussy was screaming for mommy to stuff you with my hard tranny cock. When I finally filled you up, you screamed for more. That is how I knew you were born to be fucked and filled up. You beg for more of mommies’ hard cock, and you bounce that pussy back like a good little slut. I try to hold it but when you tell me to get you pregnant, I lose my load. My mommy she-cock starts pumping all that baby making milk into you and your clitty leaks all over her panties. Mommy made you squeeze that sissy asshole and hold my nut inside your sweet pussy so you can feel mommy in you for as long as you could.

Fetish Phone Sex Fun with a Real Woman

fetish phone sexAre you into fetish phone sex? I have all kinds of fetishes. I am a nasty freak. I am a fetish for most guys, however, because I have a hairy pussy. Guys under 35 act like they have never seen hair on a pussy. I guess most of them have not. Somewhere in the 90s all the women went bald. I was bald for a bit, but I decided that I was a woman and women have fur on their pussies.  I stopped shaving. I trim the sides, but I do have a full bush. I picked up a guy on Tinder last night because of my hairy pussy. He told me it was on his sexual bucket list to eat a hairy pussy. I warned him that I might become his next phone sex addiction. It happens more than you think. Guys go down on me and instantly fall in love with a hairy cunt. The scent of a woman is between her legs. That aroma is stronger if her pussy is hairy. Tyler is 25 and had only seen a hairy pussy in his father’s old Penthouse and Playboy magazines. He thought the women were more real back then. I must agree. That was before Botox and bald cunts. Women had fur. They had wrinkles. They had real tits. There were some silicone girls, but most had real breasts. I am all natural. No Botox. Real tits and a furry pussy. Tyler was in love. He was eating my hairy snatch all night. I kept coming on his face. I joked that I was putting my scent on him to mark my turf. He did not seem to mind either. I loved fucking Tyler. He was hung. He appreciated a real woman. And he could fuck like the Energizer Bunny. This phone sex MILF wants more men like Tyler.

Mommy Issues Phone sex whore

Phone sex whoreMommy Issues Phone sex whore chronicles. Yes it is time for good boy David to lavish in his mommy kink. If you read down a few blogs or maybe more, you will see that I am enamored by his deep embedded mommy lust. Connecting with David gives me unrelenting pleasure. I have seen his mommy shrine. Excuse me his jack off all over pregnant pictures of his mommy alter!

A place to worship her feminine Divinity. It’s almost like she cast a spell on him as soon as his penis slid through her vagina. I have to admit David’s mommy is fucking hot. I have seen his son comes splatter all over the pages of her pregnant with him. He needs his mother to know that every woman he fucks is always going to be her in his mind. After I fuck my own sons Will this happen to them? Or if I never fuck them well this still happen? It’s a great honor and if it does I want my boys to tell me. Because there is nothing like your own kin lusting and pretending to fuck you with another’s vagina. 

If I could write a letter to David’s mother it would read… 

I hope this doesn’t come as a shock to you but I have something to tell you. Do you know that day you put your leg up on a side of the tub and shaved your bikini line! Your son was in the bathtub and that memory is imprinted on him forever. Did you know that? Did you get aroused by the fact that your son couldn’t stop staring at your hairy bush? I have so many questions for you. All those close encounters were just one little detail could have pushed you onto his cock make me think that you know your power you have over him. 

It’s time for you to give your body to him it’s been way too long. Let David push you down and fuck your throat until you vomit. Pull your ass and hairy pussy up into the air and give him what he’s needed for so many years. Mommy’s pussy is a powerful tool but if you don’t use it you’re a fool! 

This Phone sex milf whore is most defiantly not a fool when it pertains to son cock! 👄

Discreet Phone Sex Is Hot and You Will Not Get Caught with Me

discreet phone sexDiscreet phone sex means no one needs to know you are calling a sexy woman like me to get off. I am a whore. I am a married slut who fucks 100s of guys a year who are not her husband. I know how to be discreet. My husband loves that I am a slut wife. He has no problem with me fucking all the boys and men that I do. He likes to watch. My sons and daughter know I am a slut too. The only one I need to be discreet for is men like you. Most of the guys I fuck are married or not old enough to vote. I do not care if a guy is married or still in high school. I am not looking to marry anyone. I am happily married. I know it does not seem like I am because I am a cheating whore, but we have a great marriage. I am just a whore. And not just a phone sex whore. I have always had lots of lovers, even when I was a schoolgirl. I have been discreet all my life.

Last night, I fucked a man in his house with his wife there too and she was clueless. I met him on Tinder. His wife never leaves the house. We were going to fuck in the garage, but it was like 30 degrees. I was okay, but his dick could not stay hard with the chilly weather. I told him I could be quiet. He snuck me in the backdoor. He told me how to get upstairs and what room to go into while he distracted his wife. She was watching some sappy Hallmark Christmas movie. I heard him say he was going to work out on the treadmill, and he would come back down. I felt so naughty. This phone sex milf has done some kinky things, but this was the first timely that I literally fucked a man right under his wife’s nose. Not my fault she not using his huge cock. It was such a hot fuck knowing she could come upstairs and bust us.  After about 45 minutes of fucking, I slipped out the back door and he went back to his wife smelling of my hairy cunt, I am sure. No need to worry with me. I am the queen of discreet.

Phone Sex Humiliation and CBT are Often Necessary

phone sex humiliationAs a sexy mature woman, I know size matters. I am not against phone sex humiliation for men who do not measure up. I am a whore, but I will not fuck a grown ass man with an itty bitty clitty. I shame men and cuckold them on the phone daily. Sometimes, life imitates art. I met Sam at the park. He was a tall and burly man. Younger than me, but maybe just a decade. He was full of bravado. He walked with a swagger too. My experience has always been than men like that often have big cocks. Or at least a cock big enough to get the job done for me. I cuckold my husband who I love, so I have no problem with small dick humiliation with some one I am not vested in yet. My husband has a decent sized cock. His issue is age. He is 20 years older than me, and his dick is limp now unless he takes a Viagra. And the little blue pill does not always work sadly. So, this phone sex whore has many lovers. I fuck all kinds of men. The key for me is a big, stiff cock. No shrimp dicks. No limp dicks. Well Sam talked a mean game. But when it came down to getting dirty, his dick could not do the job. It was not stiff. He was a decent size, but only half mass. Now, I would have been nice to him, offered him a Viagra, but he got mean spirited. I can dish it out, so do not mistake me as your doormat. He knew my age. He knew I had a hairy pussy. He started saying I was too old for his dick and that my hairy bush was a turn off, when not 30 minutes prior he was telling me he hoped I had a hairy bush. I screamed at him for 20 minutes, hurling all sorts of limp dick jokes at him. I even kicked him in the balls for being rude. He deserved it. I am not desperate for cock. I am in my 50s, yes. But I look good, and I fuck even better. This sexy phone sex milf does not need your limp dick, your small dick or your bad attitude.

Hottest Phone Sex Women are Mature Babes

hottest phone sexThe hottest phone sex women are mature women. I hear that daily. I am not knocking a young, tight girl. There is an allure with girls with bald cunts and barely existent boobies. They lack experience and skills though. Older men can teach them of course. Just like older women can teach younger boys. I visited my daughter at her college campus last weekend. I go visit her at least one weekend a month. I love my daughter. I miss her. Plus, I love all the college boys that she knows. A cute coed has a lot of frat boy friends. And every time I visit, those frat boy friends want to hang with this phone sex milf. Friday night, I went to a frat party with her. I may be the only mature woman they want to party with because I bring booze and I am down to fuck. Other coeds hate me because I take the focus away from them. If a college boy has a choice between a coed and a mature sexy woman, he will pick the mature sexy woman every time. That is because the mature sexy woman knows how to deep throat a cock. She has a hairy pussy which is a novelty to young men. A mature woman will take cock in the ass. She will also share her holes with his friends. Mature women are freaks in the sheets. Younger men know that, and they crave that. My daughter did not feel left out, however.  She enjoyed those frat boys with me. Her and I got gang banged. Down on all fours, side by side, frat boys fucked all three of our holes. We were guzzling beer and getting double, even triple penetrated. A milf phone sex slut like me will always be the life of any party.