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My Phone Sex Hotline for Perversions

phone sex hotlineI have a phone sex hotline for perverts. I love talking to guys from all walks of life with all sorts of perversions. I am a no limits whore. On the phone I am always no taboos. In life I am too, just have some things on my sexual perversions bucket list left to do. Last night, I checked one of the list. I have had sex with a father and son, but I have always wanted to play with a family not my own. A husband and wife and their little ones is something that has alluded me until last night. A random encounter last night made it happen. There are riots going on in my city, everywhere. I saw a family fleeing the chaos. I think they were just caught in the crossfires, so I ushered them inside. They had no clue the protest was in Central Park, lol. The roads were blocked. The city had a curfew, so I told them they should buckled down for the night. We have plenty of room in a 4 story brownstone. I was very hospitable. Made them a nice dinner. The adults drank wine and smoked some good weed while their little ones watched movies. We got drunk and my mouth started rambling. I am not modest about my perversions or experiences. The husband and wife were checking me out. I got a group sex vibe from them. I was correct too. A few more glasses of wine and the woman was eating my pussy while her husband fucked my mouth. After an hour of the adults fucking, their little one came into the room and no one batted an eyelash. The couple I rescued has a family like mine. I got to eat some sweet young pussy and get nailed by a little boy dick too. Not much sleep happened last night. My city could have burned to the grown and I was playing house with another family. It was even hotter than I had imagined all these years. We exchanged information because once this city settles down, we are hooking up again. Do you have family orgy fantasies?

Being Perverts Together During Phone Sex

phone sexPhone sex will never replace fucking, but during times like these, I will take phone fun over no fun. I picked up a new caller during this pandemic and he is a hoot. We push each other. We encourage each other and we get off together. Yesterday, we were both outside naked talking dirty. I was laying out soaking up some sun and showing off my hairy cunt. He was in his back yard jacking off to his neighbor girl. He has a hot teen slut who jumps on a trampoline all day.  She goes up and down and he goes back and forth, lol. And I go in and out of my pussy listening to him describe the neighbor girl’s sweet young body. The girl is oblivious to the effect she has on her neighbor. Now, my neighbor knows the effect he has on me. He drilled a hole through the privacy fence just so he can spy on me naked in my backyard masturbating. I have developed a phone sex addiction to talking to guys outside. I am an exhibitionist slut and a P woman. So, if I can masturbate while looking at my high school boy next door while listening to you describe the Lolita slut next door, I can promise you will hear me cum hard. My neighbor boy heard me moaning and scaled the fence like Spiderman to fuck his sexy MILF next door. If only my caller could have been so lucky. He was jacking his cock while the little slut looked over the fence with every jump. I know girls like that. My daughter was like that. Sexually curious. I encouraged my caller to invite her over. She saw his dick and did not scream for her mommy. He interest was piqued. He promised me he would tell me what happened next. After our call, I put my focus on my teen boy neighbor. He fucked me in my backyard with my family just a few feet away.

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A Horny Phone Sex MILF

phone sex milfThis phone sex milf is a BBC whore too. I am not exclusive to black cocks, but I live in New York City. Finding a hung black man is not a problem. Not even during a health crisis. My daughter and I placed a Postmates delivery for booze. I never know who my Postmates delivery person will be when I place an order. I have the money, so why not order online and help someone else make money while staying safe. Most of my delivery people have been moonlighting until they can go back to work or find a new job. Yesterday’s delivery guy was a black boy. He appeared to be about my daughter’s age. He had a sexy Jamaican accent too. Been awhile since I had some dark meat and it had been since my daughter was living on campus since we shared a black cock together. I asked him if he could go offline a bit and come inside. He turned himself off and my daughter and I turned him on. She pulled out his cock and I grabbed it. He was more than a mouthful. He had a cock that two could share. I got on my knees to suck his huge nut sack into my mouth. My daughter worked her magic mouth on his throbbing shaft. He was moaning like he was in a porno. Maybe he was? I mean he was a black delivery boy in the very white and rich part of NYC. The Housewives of New York City could not fantasize something as hot as my daughter and I were doing. Our sexy stud enjoyed sharing a sexy milf phone sex slut and her daughter too. After he came in my daughter’s ass, I sucked his dick back to life. I never mind tasting my daughter’s girl goo on a dick. If trophy wives were smart, they would  get postmates delivery too.

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Big Tits and Asses are Popular

big tits and assesI answered an ad in a porn rag looking for women with big tits and asses. I was not sure if it was legitimate or not because of the times. They were offering $500 cash for what, I was not sure. I did not need the money. I am bored. I called the number and a guy said he would come over the next day. I asked a few questions but was unsure what I was agreeing to do, lol. I thought it was nude modeling. I just knew I would be perfect for the gig whatever it was. I have been gang banged by a fraternity house; I have fucked black guys; I love double penetration and incest. There is little I have not done. Whatever this dude wanted to pay me $500 for, I was game because I am tired of being cooped up with my husband. He is old with a broke down dick and I am in my sexual prime and horny.

I put on nothing but high heels and greeted him at the door. He was a nerd. Black rimmed glasses with coke bottle thick lenses. He was sporting a vintage Star Wars shirt too. He was cute in a nerd kind of way. I was thinking he wanted to cum on my tits or my ass. Maybe fuck me. He came inside and I asked him what he wanted. I was not prepared for the answer. He wanted me to shame him for his little dick and fart and piss on him. Now, I was disappointed. I wanted to fuck. At the least, I wanted cum on me. He had a small dick and a weird fetish even for a seasoned fetish phone sex slut. But guess what? $500 is $500 and cabin fever had the best of me. I laughed at his small willy, pissed on him then got my big ass in his face and did my best to fart on the loser. Turns out it was quite amusing for me. No mater how cute he was, he was a pathetic pervert with a shrimp dick. I would not have fucked him for $10,000. We talked a bit afterwards and I discovered he has a full-time mistress, but she will not see him right now because of the virus. He offered me $500 a session, so I guess I am officially a Covid relief mistress.

You Need The Best Phone Sex Lines Right Now

best phone sex linesThe best phone sex lines are what you need right now. Being under quarantine is likely making you crazy and horny. I know it is me. Most people think this has been easy on me since I work from home. The truth is it has been tougher than I thought. I am a social woman. I go all over the city many times a week. I go to bars. I go to yoga. I go to the theater. I go to Central Park and the local museums to pick up fuck buddies. My daughter is home with me, so at least there is that. My husband too, but he is still working from home and he is 15 years older than me, so he is no fun for me sexually. Normally, we are on a don’t ask don’t tell kind of sexual relationship. He knows I have lots of lovers but does not want to hear the details. He is home with me. I cannot go many places, so he is my trapped cuckold now. I invited this college stud I know over for Sunday funday. He went to high school with my daughter. I have fucked him for years, but he went to college in California and I have not seen him in over a year. He is home now until the Fall like my coed daughter. She has been chatting with him and he asked about her sexy mommy. I hit him up on Snap Chat. I sent him a spread shot of my hairy pussy he used to love eating and he came over yesterday to fuck me and my daughter. I made my limp dick husband watch a 19-year-old boy fuck his wife and his daughter. He enjoyed the show. His broke down old dick got hard for the first time in ions. He acted like he hated it, but his dick betrayed him by getting hard. My daughter sucked her friend’s cum out of her mommy’s hairy twat and fed it to her father. Now that was a kinky phone sex moment, I had to share.

MILF Phone Sex in the Park

milf phone sexMILF phone sex? Most men say hell yes to that because they prefer women with experience. Men say yes to me all the time off the phone too. I am a sexy mature woman with a hairy pussy, big tits, a nice ass and did I mention my pussy squirts too? Men of all ages love me. Even when I am not on the prowl for cock, it finds me like yesterday. I was at this local park to meet a friend for a walk. Honestly, I didn’t think either of us would get much attention because sadly, there just aren’t many people out these days. We can go to the park if not in crowds and we practice social distancing standards. The moment my hot MILF friend and I sat down on a bench, men flocked to us like vultures. It was like we were the only chicks left on earth. We chit chatted with the men that had gathered around us and even flaunted our big boobs. No one seemed to care about the partial nudity in the park, so we took it further and got naked. It was a little chilly, but the fresh air felt nice. The male attention felt even better. The guys sucked and pinched our tits. We sucked cock like dirty street corner hookers. Just we were not in an alley. We were on a park bench in broad daylight. It was just that there were so few people outside and this is NYC. We had a variety of men to play with too. A couple college guys, a back stud, some old guy and a teen boy. I was so happy that pussy trumped social distancing standards because me and my hot pal were horny for cock.  We bent over the park bench and took every guy surrounding us in our pussies and asses.  I was so busy being an exhibitionist slut, I didn’t notice the police officer watching us. My friend and I took care of him last. It was the least we could do for not arresting us.

Phone Sex MILF Likes Young Girls Too

phone sex milfThis phone sex milf is still horny. The longer I go in quarantine, the hornier I become. There was a parade yesterday in my city. A school parade. Many parades were going on in cities all over cities. It was a way to cheer up little ones confined at home. I went out to the corner. I stayed away from others. Our governor is enforcing the social distancing guidelines, so it is hard to get laid. Not impossible though. I made friends with some cute young ones. Sisters. Not twins, but close in age and resemblance. Their mother works at the city hospital and their big sister is watching them. They live in the Dakota, which means rich. That’s the building where John Lennon was shot. My guess was their mother was not a nurse. More like a doctor or administrator. Likely mommy comes from money too. I didn’t care if the girls were rich or poor. I wanted to play with their sweet bald pussies. I am sure you can understand that! I invited the girls over. They didn’t hesitate. One of them told me their big sister is boy crazy. Most teen girls are. They gave their sister some excuse, and they came to a stranger’s house. Either they were just that bored, or these were naughty little girls. It was a mixture of both. Both girls were sexually precocious. They saw my big dildos on the couch and asked me to show them how I use them. They wanted to know if I had a hairy pussy and if I took it in the ass like porn stars too. They knew all about sex. I have no problem showing off my body to young girls. I have no problem eating little girl pussy either. I seduced those sisters. I ate their pussies. I taught them to eat my pussy. I even fucked them with my dildos. I know. I am a naughty woman. I just love little girl phone sex. Do you?

MILF Phone Sex in the Middle of a Pandemic

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Lots of horny teen boys wanting milf phone sex lately. I get it. This generation of horny boys has Internet porn. Confined at home? No problem if connected to WIFI, lol. If this epidemic had hit when I was a teen in the 80s, boys would have to hope their father had a hidden stash of Playboy or Penthouse magazines, or maybe a neighbor had a porn cable station they could tune into all scrambled on a little TV with an antenna. Some of the young horny boys calling me are old enough to do a call, some aren’t. For the ones who are not legal age or don’t have a credit or debit card, at least they can read my blogs, look at my hairy pussy pictures and watch porn on their phones. When it comes to the horny boy population in my neighborhood, well, that is a different story. I don’t care about age. I care about a hard cock and cum filled balls that can give me a hot time while I am stuck at home. New York City is like a war zone. Never in my life have I seen Central Park desolate. My daily routine now includes sitting in my big bay window waiting for a teen boy to ride by on his bike or walk past my brownstone alone. This morning, I found a boy that fit the bill. I flashed him my tits from the window and he walked right up to my door. I pulled him inside quickly as to not be detected and I ravished him in my living room. Stripped him naked, pushed him on the couch and rode his young hard cock until he filled my hairy cunt with cum. It didn’t last long. I never got his name. But I got some cock and a young boy got to nut inside a sexy phone sex milf. That is a good day in these times.

Hot Phonesex in the Age of Quarantine

hot phonesexHot phonesex is all most of us got right now. I am not trying to rub salt in the wounds, but I know many guys out there aren’t getting laid as much as they need to get laid. I know, I am not getting as much cock as I want or need. My husband has always been a cuckold. He is just more of one now because what cock I am getting, I am getting at home. Yesterday, I got a neighbor guy to come over. He is married and a player. His wife is clueless about how much pussy he gets. He likes his women younger than me and I like my cock younger than him, but we are both in NYC and on lock down. The governor means business. Greg lives a block away and we got to talking about our lack of sex lives. We helped each other out. He came over last night and we gave my old husband a show. I have a stripper pole in the bedroom. I know what you are thinking. I am too old to work a pole. Nonsense. I can out pole dance most nubile girls at any strip club. Greg was impressed with my skills. He got an instant boner. My husband was aroused too and at his age, a boner is a challenge. I rode Greg’s dick for hours. He told me he thinks he has been making a mistake not fucking women over 30. I showed him things he didn’t know women could do with their fuck holes. My husband loved watching too. It has been awhile since I have fucked in front of him. He fell asleep before the show was over, but that was only because Greg and I fucked into the morning. We had some lost time to make up for. This quarantine shit has put a damper in people’s sex lives, but where there is a will, there is a way.

Little Girl Phone Sex Fun

little girl phone sexDo you enjoy little girl phone sex? I can promise you that it makes being stuck at home more fun. My daughter is home early from college. All New York colleges and public schools are shut down for the rest of the term. My daughter is back home with me and she is making this quarantine shit bearable. Honestly, I would be lost with out my daughter here with me. I can’t go to Central Park to pick up dick. I can’t go to bars to get laid. I can’t even find a man on Tinder lol. This state is shut down tight. As tight as my daughter’s sweet tight young pussy. If I can’t get cock, at least I can have pussy. My daughter and I had a pussy eating contest last night. It was to see who could lick cunt the longest before coming up for air. She won. I thought because of my age and experience, I would last longer, but my jaw got sore after 5 hours. I still think 5 hours of eating my daughter’s wet pussy was impressive. My girl, however, was more impressive. She ate her mother’s pussy for 6 hours. She could have kept going too, but she won, and I had cum about 3 dozen times. Her face and hair were drenched in my juice. She looked like some one had dumped a bucket of water on her head. What did she win? She got to fuck her sexy momma with a strap-on. She didn’t do it for 5 hours, but she did fuck my ass for what felt like an eternity. It was only an hour, but she fucked my ass harder than some big black cocks have in the past. She is frustrated she can’t hang with her friends or go shopping. I just let her take it out on my asshole. After all, she did win the privilege. Plus, we are home together for a while. I will get her back.

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