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Group Sex Burns off Those Turkey Calories

group sexGroup sex burns off those extra Thanksgiving calories. I eat whenever I want. I have a voracious appetite for food and cock. I gorged myself on Thanksgiving. I did not feel badly about it either because I knew I could fuck the calories off that I consumed. I eat whatever I want because I will fuck whomever I want afterwards and burn the calories off the best way I know how. I am not a gym rat. I jog occasionally but fucking as always been my preferred way of getting a good cardiovascular workout. I have been picking up random men since my stepsons and sons had to return home to work. Living across the street from Central Park makes it easy to have group sex whenever I want. Even in the thick of the Covid days, I could always find people at the park down to fuck a slut wife like me.

group sexLast night, I picked up two sexy Aussies. They are in New York City having a holiday. This is a great city for tourists. Men out of their country will never pass of free American pussy. They had sexy accents. They were pretty buff too. Older men. Not older than me, but not 20 somethings either. They were checking me out at the park, even though I felt like I was in a fat suit from all the food I have been eating lately. Not only did I stuff my face with Thanksgiving food, but I have also been feasting on leftovers since. When one of the men told me I was sexy as fuck, I just blurted out, “Want to help me burn off some of those turkey calories I consumed?” They thought I was asking them to join me for a run. I guess they are not accustomed to the boldness of American women. I will tell any man I find attractive that I am down to fuck.

group sexI had to get more explicit with the sexy men from down under. I told them I wanted to have group sex with them. I brought them to my place and let them each have a hole. My husband watched. Now, watching his slut wife does not help him burn off calories, but it does bring his old cock back to life. The Aussies had big cocks too. Each man was about ten inches long, and equally as thick. They got my motor running. Soon, I was sweating off all the turkey, stuffing and pie that I had been eating. Fucking is the best work out any woman can get. The most fun way to burn off calories too.

Season’s Breeding’s Daddy Phone Sex

Tis the Season for breeding fun with Daddy Phone Sex. I’m the hot mama with some sweets for that pervert dick. Come on by my place and play Santa Claus with my little family of fuckables. I will just lay back here in the meantime and help myself to their holes.

Masturbating with the littles and showing them the joys of the season. First up is the peppermint stick slip-it-in game. Those little holes must be worked and these candy canes come in so much variety in thickness… kind of like dick. The tasty pepper minty sweetness is a great little treat too. Getting the little anuses penetrated and minty is a hit time. But I really do enjoy the cinnamon  flavored ones for some hot pussy Cunnilingus. 

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Phone Sex Fetish for a Hairy Pussy on Chia Pet Day

phone sex fetishTomorrow is Chia Pet Day and if a hairy pussy is your phone sex fetish, then you should celebrate Chia Pet Day with me. My sons and steps son gave my pussy the pet name Chia when they were teenagers still. They thought my hairy snatch looked like a Chia Pet. They still call my pussy Chia. I had no idea tomorrow was Chia Pet Day. In fact, I had no idea there was even a Chia Pet Day. They have been gag gifts since I was a school girl. I still remember the song that went along with the ad. My sons sometimes hum that song as they are licking my hairy Chia Pet. I tried shaving my cunt once when they were younger. They hated it. They demanded my Chia Pet back, so I grew my bush out again. Real women have a Chia Pet growing between their legs.

phone sex fetishMy sons and stepsons are not the only ones who have a phone sex fetish for a hairy pussy. Most of my callers do too. It is because my body, especially my hairy Chia Pet, reminds them of the pussies they saw as young boys. If a man is over 35, chances are his mother, aunt and any other hot milf he knew had a hairy beaver. My husband has a stack of Penthouses, Hustlers and Playboys from the golden age of the hairy pussy, which is the 70s and 80s. Hell, my sons have been through all those magazines many times. I know the edition with Demi Moore in an 80s Playboy pictorial has sticky pages because my boys all jacked off to her hairy Chia Pet too. In the 70s and 80s, women had fur on their pussies. Some women started waxing and shaving their Chia pets to hide the fact that they were not natural blondes. I never had anything to hide because I have always been a brunette. When I did try to fit in with the masses, my sons and stepsons protested until I grew back my Chia Pet.

phone sex fetishThe boys were with me all weekend. They had to leave yesterday to get back to reality until the next holiday. As a gag gift they gave me each a Chia Pet as a present. Gag gift of course because tomorrow is Chia Pet Day, and they love my personal chia pet. They ate my hairy pussy before they left, with my oldest son leaving his cum on my hairy Chia. What is your phone sex fetish? If it is for a hairy Chia Pet, I might have you covered, LOL.

Fetish Phone Sex Makes Me Squirt So Hard!

Fetish phone sexI love Fetish phone sex! Makes me squirt so hard! My BF’s friend came over the other night when my BF was out with the boys. He told me that he had heard that I was a squirter and he had to see for himself. He wanted to know if I was squirting or peeing?

l let him know that I am definitely a squirter with the right one and that if you do me right I will squirt all over you.

Anyway he says he wants to see and feel me squirt and I asked him if he has what it takes to make me squirt and that I squirt for my BF regularly.He said he don’t want to hear about my BF and to take off my panties and lie back on the sofa. He starts eating my pussy and let me tell you, he was good. By that time he got that long ass 10 inch  dick in me I was squirting all over him. He was lying on his back moaning and begging for more. Now he calls me all the time begging me to squirt on him. Hell No, I have to save that for my man!

Milf Phone Sex for Naughty Perverts

The season of Football is always a little interesting for this Milf phone sex mommy. The thing is these men and their Football parties can be interesting. I offer a great half time show for them also. I don’t watch games, or get into any of that. My sport of choice are orgy parties with little ones.

I get a house full of men watching the screen. They get worked up and drink alot. Then I gather the brats and get them all ready to put on their show. The show of tight holes and little penises. I will have them parade around scantily clad and the little whore girls all made up to tease the cocks and make these men cum.

Last weekend I had my family of brats all ready for the game and well, seems I did good on that as the game was looking pretty sad the guys were easily distracted by me and my big bouncy boobs wearing very little. Then comes the little whores into play and the huddle of men and tight pink holes were quite the show stealer. Let’s keep warm with something kinky and taboo.

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Fetish Phone Sex Fun with a Real Woman

fetish phone sexAre you into fetish phone sex? I have all kinds of fetishes. I am a nasty freak. I am a fetish for most guys, however, because I have a hairy pussy. Guys under 35 act like they have never seen hair on a pussy. I guess most of them have not. Somewhere in the 90s all the women went bald. I was bald for a bit, but I decided that I was a woman and women have fur on their pussies.  I stopped shaving. I trim the sides, but I do have a full bush. I picked up a guy on Tinder last night because of my hairy pussy. He told me it was on his sexual bucket list to eat a hairy pussy. I warned him that I might become his next phone sex addiction. It happens more than you think. Guys go down on me and instantly fall in love with a hairy cunt. The scent of a woman is between her legs. That aroma is stronger if her pussy is hairy. Tyler is 25 and had only seen a hairy pussy in his father’s old Penthouse and Playboy magazines. He thought the women were more real back then. I must agree. That was before Botox and bald cunts. Women had fur. They had wrinkles. They had real tits. There were some silicone girls, but most had real breasts. I am all natural. No Botox. Real tits and a furry pussy. Tyler was in love. He was eating my hairy snatch all night. I kept coming on his face. I joked that I was putting my scent on him to mark my turf. He did not seem to mind either. I loved fucking Tyler. He was hung. He appreciated a real woman. And he could fuck like the Energizer Bunny. This phone sex MILF wants more men like Tyler.

Mommy Issues Phone sex whore

Phone sex whoreMommy Issues Phone sex whore chronicles. Yes it is time for good boy David to lavish in his mommy kink. If you read down a few blogs or maybe more, you will see that I am enamored by his deep embedded mommy lust. Connecting with David gives me unrelenting pleasure. I have seen his mommy shrine. Excuse me his jack off all over pregnant pictures of his mommy alter!

A place to worship her feminine Divinity. It’s almost like she cast a spell on him as soon as his penis slid through her vagina. I have to admit David’s mommy is fucking hot. I have seen his son comes splatter all over the pages of her pregnant with him. He needs his mother to know that every woman he fucks is always going to be her in his mind. After I fuck my own sons Will this happen to them? Or if I never fuck them well this still happen? It’s a great honor and if it does I want my boys to tell me. Because there is nothing like your own kin lusting and pretending to fuck you with another’s vagina. 

If I could write a letter to David’s mother it would read… 

I hope this doesn’t come as a shock to you but I have something to tell you. Do you know that day you put your leg up on a side of the tub and shaved your bikini line! Your son was in the bathtub and that memory is imprinted on him forever. Did you know that? Did you get aroused by the fact that your son couldn’t stop staring at your hairy bush? I have so many questions for you. All those close encounters were just one little detail could have pushed you onto his cock make me think that you know your power you have over him. 

It’s time for you to give your body to him it’s been way too long. Let David push you down and fuck your throat until you vomit. Pull your ass and hairy pussy up into the air and give him what he’s needed for so many years. Mommy’s pussy is a powerful tool but if you don’t use it you’re a fool! 

This Phone sex milf whore is most defiantly not a fool when it pertains to son cock! 👄

Phone Sex Humiliation and CBT are Often Necessary

phone sex humiliationAs a sexy mature woman, I know size matters. I am not against phone sex humiliation for men who do not measure up. I am a whore, but I will not fuck a grown ass man with an itty bitty clitty. I shame men and cuckold them on the phone daily. Sometimes, life imitates art. I met Sam at the park. He was a tall and burly man. Younger than me, but maybe just a decade. He was full of bravado. He walked with a swagger too. My experience has always been than men like that often have big cocks. Or at least a cock big enough to get the job done for me. I cuckold my husband who I love, so I have no problem with small dick humiliation with some one I am not vested in yet. My husband has a decent sized cock. His issue is age. He is 20 years older than me, and his dick is limp now unless he takes a Viagra. And the little blue pill does not always work sadly. So, this phone sex whore has many lovers. I fuck all kinds of men. The key for me is a big, stiff cock. No shrimp dicks. No limp dicks. Well Sam talked a mean game. But when it came down to getting dirty, his dick could not do the job. It was not stiff. He was a decent size, but only half mass. Now, I would have been nice to him, offered him a Viagra, but he got mean spirited. I can dish it out, so do not mistake me as your doormat. He knew my age. He knew I had a hairy pussy. He started saying I was too old for his dick and that my hairy bush was a turn off, when not 30 minutes prior he was telling me he hoped I had a hairy bush. I screamed at him for 20 minutes, hurling all sorts of limp dick jokes at him. I even kicked him in the balls for being rude. He deserved it. I am not desperate for cock. I am in my 50s, yes. But I look good, and I fuck even better. This sexy phone sex milf does not need your limp dick, your small dick or your bad attitude.

Hottest Phone Sex Women are Mature Babes

hottest phone sexThe hottest phone sex women are mature women. I hear that daily. I am not knocking a young, tight girl. There is an allure with girls with bald cunts and barely existent boobies. They lack experience and skills though. Older men can teach them of course. Just like older women can teach younger boys. I visited my daughter at her college campus last weekend. I go visit her at least one weekend a month. I love my daughter. I miss her. Plus, I love all the college boys that she knows. A cute coed has a lot of frat boy friends. And every time I visit, those frat boy friends want to hang with this phone sex milf. Friday night, I went to a frat party with her. I may be the only mature woman they want to party with because I bring booze and I am down to fuck. Other coeds hate me because I take the focus away from them. If a college boy has a choice between a coed and a mature sexy woman, he will pick the mature sexy woman every time. That is because the mature sexy woman knows how to deep throat a cock. She has a hairy pussy which is a novelty to young men. A mature woman will take cock in the ass. She will also share her holes with his friends. Mature women are freaks in the sheets. Younger men know that, and they crave that. My daughter did not feel left out, however.  She enjoyed those frat boys with me. Her and I got gang banged. Down on all fours, side by side, frat boys fucked all three of our holes. We were guzzling beer and getting double, even triple penetrated. A milf phone sex slut like me will always be the life of any party.

Diaper phone sex

Diaper phone sex

Oh, did mama’s big boy have an accident on himself? Come on over here so mama can put you on a big boy diaper. It is perfectly OK sometimes we can’t control our peepee and what comes out of it. Mama’s gonna be here to always be here to help you.  We can just put you in this big boy diaper, and you can just let yourself go whenever you feel like it. I’m gonna be here to clean all between the creases of your cock and your ass making sure it’s clean enough to lick. Mommy loves that little man’s PeePee.

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I left your legs up cleaning from your asshole all the way to your cock. Mommies tickling the inner creases of your thigh and rubbing that pecker all in my face. I blow on your belly and your cock in mama’s mouth. You like that big boy mama knows how to take good care of you handsome. I seal up that diaper and go get in the shower.

Diaper phone sexYou come in there winning, so I check you again feeling the outside of your diaper. It’s slightly squishy so,

I put my hand in the front of your diaper it’s sort of wet, and rub my hand across your PeePee. I put my hand down the back of your diaper feeling a few shit nuggets.  I take off your clothes and place you in the shower with me. Wiping your asshole getting you all clean sicking my finger up inside of you making you feel good. After we get out and put on another diaper on you mommy kisses you from head to toe.