I know a lot of guys like impregnation phone sex and that’s cool with me, I’m happy to take every load that cums my way. They never get what they’re after, though. I’ve taken shot after shot in my mommy spot and have never even had a pregnancy scare, not once. No, I don’t use birth control and I think condoms are for fucking pussies! I guess I’m just lucky that no one has ever managed to put a baby inside of me no matter how much cum they dump in my cooter.
It’s probably a mix of a couple of things. For starters, and I mean no offense here, but a lot of you guys don’t really know how a woman’s body works. If you fellas want to plan a family with a gal then you’re going to have to learn some stuff about female anatomy first.
Contrary to popular belief, you will never get a woman pregnant by leaving your pearly white dick deposit in her butt. Sorry to tell you, but if that’s how you’re trying to make a young one, it’s just not going to work. Don’t get me wrong, I won’t stop you from trying. You can gape my ass gash and fill it up as much as you want, but the only thing that will come of it is chocolatey, shit stained spunk.
Sperm also can not travel down my esophagus, through my stomach and all of my guts to my pussy and fertilize my eggs. Does that even seem logical? The butt stuff even sounds doable, by comparison. You don’t have super swimmers with egg homing devices attached to their heads, they’re just regular little spermies. Stomach acid and fecal bacteria are too much for those little guys even if they could magically find their way through my body. I hope that isn’t too much science for you, Dude. It’s pretty common knowledge.
I don’t just let my mouth and asshole swallow up all of the creamy loads I’m given, my cunt takes more than its fair share of cock shots. I don’t know, maybe I’m barren. Maybe every guy who bangs me up is sterile. Whatever it is, I’ve never gotten pregnant no matter how much I fuck. You can bust your nut in me and I’ll totally take any pregnancy test you buy. I’m not wasting my money on that shit, though. I’ll never have any rugrats to interrupt my life no matter how many creampies I take. I’ll put money on it.
