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Category: Kinky Phone Sex
Mall Santa’s Make Me Drip
I have a secret fetish, and it’s going to sound like I’m flipping your pancakes. I think Mall Santas are so fucking hot! I love those red costumes with the white fur trim, and I love me a bear of a man! I have some kinky fun every year trying to seduce those sexy Holiday cheermeisters. I want those bright red Santa cocks, and I want those whiskers tickling my balls as Santa sucks on my cock. I’m even going to let Santa stretch out my tight little asshole with his holly jolly cock.
As soon as I see them, I get rock fucking hard. I go absolutely crazy, because I know I wat to be their little ho ho ho so fucking badly! I’ll hop on top, and ride Santa Daddy’s thick juicy cock until he blows a white Christmas right in my tight fucking ass pussy! When I was young, i got jacked off by a Mall Santa, and I think that’s why I think they’re so hot now. Oh my little girl cock came so fucking hard all over his gloved hand, and ever since then, I’ve been driven wild by them.
Last year I fucked thirty five. This year, I want to double that number. I need that cock, and I need that cum. I want to fucking feel those loads dripping out of my beat up shit box. I need to know I’ve been good and used by these sexy fucking Santas. It’s a weird kink, but damnit does Santa Daddy get me fucking horny!
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I’m a Phone perverts Paradise filthy P mommy Milf and proud. It’s my every pleasure to fuck the young neighbor boys and their dads. It excites me to be that whore. I’m promiscuous and always have been. I’m married and have a slew of rugrats but I need cock. I love cocaine and cocks dripping with precum. My pleasure is found with double penetration. My brats getting that daddy dick also is exciting. Boys and Girls at sweetly delicious ages. My family is a kinky kind of family. My husband is kinky and loves my cunt dripping with another mans cum. I guess you could say I cuckold him. He is barely ever home and understands my needs must be met. He is often deployed somewhere and leaves me plenty of cash to provide for the brats and myself. But he knows he cannot provide my nymphomaniac needs when he is away. Thing is. My husband is very devoted and calls me up for phone sex daily. I always make sure to make him cum hard. We have the greatest kinky sessions of me sucking his cock and him making me have our sons and daughters join in and please my mommy body. He gets excited knowing we are enjoying each other.
Hot Phonesex Tranny and Mommy! Boy asses and Boy cocks!
My little tranny son needs some hot phonesex Sissy training! Do you think you could help with his little boy pussy? I know Lady boy Raina can! She is the fucking hottest chick with a dick to make my son a little tranny slut sandwich! Can you imagine a hot mommy making sure her boy turns into the biggest Shemale whore around.
Well My sexy seductress of men Raina Is helping me turn him out for you. Many men want to fuck my daughters but my lady boy in training is got the smoothest back side and tightest little boy pussy around.
Raina comes over to fuck him in his hot little hole and make my son suck her off about once a week. She says it’s her debt to her own mom for making her a nasty whore she is today! Just look at that dick and cock sucking skills on this hot Tranny Bitch! I know your mouth is watering and your dick is leaking for this hot bitch! My son’s tight backside and his bald dick appeal to you for so many reasons. You want to suck him and fuck him don’t you. Well, Raina wants too suck and fuck you just like she does my boy. We can make a sandwich out of you with my sons ass and Raina’s Big cock. whether you a P-daddy who needs help fucking a sweet boy or a sissy phone sex lover, we can milk your cock and prostate together!
Field of Creams
I sucked the team to a winning season!
Our town has not had a winning baseball team for years but last year, I saved our season and Phone Perverts Paradise brought home the title!
This super hot guy was trying out for the team and his swing was not very good!
I tried to tell him he was standing wrong and I could clearly see that it was his giant balls that were getting in the way!
I knew I could fix that!
After all, I was runner up in the town cock sucking contest, I still say the two headed girl should not have counted as one person!
So I went right out there and squatted over home plate and started sucking his long hard fuck stick!
His wood was so swollen and hard that I almost couldn’t take the whole thing!
But I knew what I had to do! So I massaged his massive meat with my tongue and deep throated his cock until he exploded, overflowing my fuckable mouth with his hot creamy load!
I stood up, wiped my mouth and told him to knock the hell out of that ball!
He got a home run!
For the rest of the season, I sucked the entire team before each game and the whole town cheered me on!
They even made up T-shirts with my name on them saying, “If She Sucks It, They Will Cum!”
Like I said, we won the season and I even won the Sheldon Bender Award!
Coach wants to see what I can do to help the basketball team next!
Mrs. Claus Has A Panty Surprise
So, you thought sneaking to the North Pole to try and spy on Santa was a good idea, did you? I can guarantee you weren’t expecting my ten inch shemale surprise, were you? I caught you, and have you tied between some posts in Santa’s Workshop. You had been trying to obtain information, but now, I was the one with questions. The table beside us had several tools laid out on it; scalpels, a belt, a flogger, a whip. My fingertips danced over them, picking up a big pink feather. Your eyes go wide as I wrestle your ankles into stocks so you are “seated” in mid air, suspended by your wrists between the posts.
I giggle as I begin to rub oil on your feet, especially the soles. I drag my sharp nails from your toes to your heel, and I watch the panic ensue on your face. You are deathly ticklish. “Now, I’ll ask you again, who sent you?” I started to tickle your feet, making you squirm and helplessly giggle, gasping for breath. I’m cruel, and relentless. For two entire minutes, which feel like hours to you, I tickle right below your toes, your arches, your soles. Your cock is rock hard by the time I’m done; you’re sweating, trembling. Already this is too much. “I’ll talk.” You whine.
But, I’m not ready for you to talk. I spend hours tickling you, your feet, your rib cage, your armpits. Within the first five minutes, you swear you’re going to die, that you can’t take it. I prove you wrong. You take it, and more. You take as much as I say you do. And then, I make you suck this thick shemale cock I have for you. “Please, Mrs. Claus! Let me talk!” You beg, but I think I’ll just keep tickling, edging, and throat fucking you until Christmas.
Kinky Hot Phonesex With a Genuine Slut
When you call me you can always count on one thing – you’re going to get some smokin’ hot phonesex. I’ll make you cum like no other woman ever has and you’ll be addicted to me after just one call. I hope your wife doesn’t look at your credit card statements because there are going to be a lot of charges you’ll have to explain. It’s not going to say what it’s for on your statement, so she’s going to have a lot of questions for you. But it’ll be worth it because you’ll be getting phone fucked and that’ll be better than the actual sex you’re having with her.
I have NO inhibitions, so whatever you’re into, I will do my best to make it perfect for you. I’m even up for some taboo fun with you, as long as you promise to make me cum as hard you do. I know there has got to be some fantasy or fetish that gets your cock harder than anything else. Call me so we can get the hot phone fucking underway. I don’t know how much longer I’ll be able to hold off before I start touching my hot, wet pussy.
My Phone Sex Hotline is Open Even on Holidays
My phone sex hotline will help you through the holidays. This is a much different Thanksgiving than ever before for all of us. Times are stressful, but that is what I am here for. I plan on getting my stuffing from my son and stepsons, drinking some gravy from my daughter’s cunt and then talking to perverts like me on the phone. Holidays I get to talk to different guys than my regulars usually. Men stranded alone on a holiday or men who just need a nice escape from their crazy families. I try my best not to leave men hanging alone on holidays, especially holidays during a pandemic. I am lucky to have my family with me. They accept me for the phone sex whore that I am. I never have to hide who I am from them. I feel sad for the guys who call me who have fetishes or fantasies that they cannot share with their families. Last year, I did a long call with a guy on Thanksgiving who long coveted his mom. He called me because my hairy pussy reminded me of his mother’s pussy growing up. That was the 70s. Everyone had a hairy pussy then. Holidays often invoke feelings for family: mommy, daughter, sister, aunt, maybe even mother in law. I am happy to be that surrogate family member for you. Trust me, you will be thankful for this mommy. I take care of my boys and my girl. I love sucking cock and eating pussy. I raised my daughter to be the family whore I am. I am trying to convince her to be a phonesex whore like her mother. She is helping me take care of her brothers this week while we are all home together. Even though I will be with my family this Thanksgiving, I will still have plenty of time for my horny callers.
He Loves To Be A Cuck
Sometimes all he wants to do is have cuckold sex. We go out, find a couple of hot young men, of his choosing of course and then we come back to have a little fun. As he sits at the corner of the bed, he directs us, kind of like he is producing his own porn movie. He pulls out his cock and as he strokes, we become his minions. To do as he pleases. I love it really, watching him get so excited as other men use my body. He always requests that I keep my thigh highs on and keep as much eye contact with him as possible. He loves watching my eyes as I cum. I laid one of the guys down beside him as I got between his legs and started blowing him, always watching daddy of course. The other guy started rimming my sweet ass with his tongue and playing with my clit. With a mouth full of cum daddy nudged me towards him to kiss him. I unloaded that wad inside of daddy as he continued stroking. Then I lowered my wet cunt onto the guy and started sucking the other one’s cock. He watched as we all came to orgasms and then I went over and sucked daddy dry to finish him off.
Ode To A Cock
What is it about a foreign accent that just gets a girls panties all wet and wadded up in her clenched cunt?
So exotic, and the way he licks my clit…so completely erotic.
I may have met my match!
When he speaks, my body comes to him, completely submissive and obedient.
All I can think about is my lips just grazing on his skin, feasting on his engorged cock!
To call it a massive fuck stick does not even begin to do it justice!
Don’t even get me started on those yummy scrumptious juicy balls!
The cock and balls together….talk about your Royal Family!
I close my eyes and I can feel every inch of his magical milk maker pushing, prodding, burrowing through my very tight shaved pussy.
I can still feel his hands caressing my hips, tickling my tits, exploring every inch of my body as if it were a wonderous magical playground.
So y’all know me…if it’s good…we must sing it’s praises!
I call this…
There was a gent with a magnificent cock!
He would make me squirt and I could not stop!
My sweet young cunt twitches and drips
As his thick hard dick would split my lips!
Just when I thought he would rip my seams
The air would be filled with my orgasmic screams!
I would beg and plead for every ounce of cum
To forever be dripping of my hungry tongue!
Not a single drop will ever go to waste
For there is no other package with such a scrumptious taste!