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It Hurts If You Don’t Do It Right

Anal phone sex

 

 

 

 

I absolutely love anal phone sex now, but I remember when taking a long, rectum loving rod in my asshole used to hurt.  In fact, the first guy who ever reamed out my tiny rim wasn’t very nice about it at all.  I don’t know if he was just excited or if hearing me scream really made him jizz it, but the dumbass who took my anal virginity made me hate the idea of taking it up the ass for a good while.

We all know that the first thing you do to an asshole you want to fuck is lick it.  Tickle that dirty hole with your tongue and squish it inside of that tight little sphincter so you can wiggle around inside of it for a while.  That’s standard.  You get a lot of spit in there as you suck and lick and prod that ass-pussy with pointed tongue.  Once it’s all lubed up with mouth slime, you can start adding fingers into the equation to gently massage and explore that hot hole with care.  Loosen a crap chute up really easily so you can straighten out that hershey highway without hurting anyone.

This asshole had obviously never heard, or done, any of that.  All he did was bend me over and told me to get ready because he was about to put it in my ass.  He spit on it once and stuck a pokey finger as he jerked his own cock.  I screamed and told him to go slower but all he did was say “Shhh.  It’s okay, shhhh.” and kept jamming his dry digit deeper inside of me.  He hocked a loogie on his knuckles and started pushing it in with another finger, which might as well have been his whole hand, the way it felt.  With that wail, he was so hard his cock could’ve bent steel.  Instead, he gave it one more coating of his frothy spit and pounded his eight inch pole into my pooper like a piston.

“That’s how we do it.” he whisper-growled at me, keeping his massive meat buried as deep into my ass as he possibly could, no matter how much I screamed or protested.  He rocked back and forth, up and down for a while, stretching my asshole out so it would better fit his dick.  Once my screams lightened a little, he spit on my rim/his prick one more time and started pumping into me.  Not soft and easy with little strokes, long hard pounding that made my legs quiver.  The kind that made his body and balls slap against me and produced a sharp slap!

Reflexes made me squirm off of it a few times, which he absolutely wasn’t having.  He locked my arms into position behind my back and took my backhatch honey hole to pound town.  I kept begging him to stop and to just fuck my pussy, but that was not on his agenda in any way.  When I realized my shithole was in for the long haul, I tried to tighten up and make him blow his load as quickly as possible.  I started yelling “Please cum!  Please just cum!” in an effort to get his goop and get him out of me, which did the trick after a few agonizing minutes.

He told me it would be better the next time and it kind of was.  I didn’t believe him, but he was a little right.  By the time we stopped dating, I took his terrible ass fucking like a champ.  Now I don’t even think about letting a guy put his dick in my butthole unless he licks it first.  It’s not that I can’t take it, it’s that I won’t take it.

 

Every Guy Wants 2 Girls. Right?

2 girl phone sex

 

Of course every guy in the world loves 2 girl phone sex!  Who wouldn’t want to blow their loads in a couple of cum guzzling cock lovers in one steamy sex session?  You can’t tell me that every man alive doesn’t have the desire to cram their dong into two slick and slippery fucktoy sluts and stretch out both of their slits like they were nothing!

What, you don’t think you would want to dig out the dugouts of two chode loving chicks?  You must be a crocodile in Egypt, Man, because you are in DENIAL!  You know you’ve dreamed of having two moist mouths on your dick at the same time, make one of us suck on your nuts and taint while the other slobs your knob, working you over like it’s a part time job.  I love to eat ass.  Wouldn’t you like me to flick my tongue all over your puckered little sphincter while my bestie gives you a juicy deep throat fucking?  Whatever, Dude!  We’d have you squealing like a schoolgirl in no time!  Get the fuck out of here with that shit!

How about stacking us up so you can go from one cunt to the other really quick like?  I guarantee we’ll get you so hot that you won’t have any problem blowing back to back loads deep inside of both of our tight and trusty twats.  You can say you don’t think you’d like that, but if you did, then I’d have to say that you just don’t think.  Not with the right head, anyway!

 

I’m The Man, I Guess

Sissy phone sex

I’m really happy that some of my boyfriends like sissy phone sex because there’s a question I always wondered before I started turning my cum craving men into wussy little women; just exactly how deep is a sissy’s ass?  Seriously, it seems like they can take the biggest and longest dicks and dildos that push their way into them.  How?!

I can take big dicks with the best of them.  I love it!  But if you’ve ever seen a sissy slut get their ass pussy pounded like it should be, then you know that those bimbo boys can take foot after foot of fuck toy into their overly willing rectums.  And don’t even get me started on how wide they stretch out, I mean, what the actual fuck?!

I don’t turn men into femboys for a living or anything so I’m no expert, but there has to be something about these girly guys that makes them, not just able, eager to see how big of a thing they can stuff into their dirty shit slits.  It’s like they have something to prove, I don’t fucking know.  Then, when I have my strap-on jammed as far into their boy pussies as humanly possible, they always ask me to touch their “little clitty” or whatever.  That part makes me laugh hard!

Isn’t that your cock, guy?  I don’t know, I just do what I’m told.  You want me to make you feel like a woman, I totally will.  I find it interesting, for sure.  Just don’t be offended if I giggle.  I like it just fine, I’m just not used to being the man in the situation.  And if I ask you questions, it’s only because I’m fascinated with just how much fuck toy you’re letting me force deep inside of you.

 

BBC Hurts So Good

Hottest phone sex

 

The hottest phone sex I ever have is with the biggest, blackest dicks I can find!  They make every one of my hot and horny holes feel like they’ve been reamed out and completely wrecked, just how I like it.  Can you blame me?  Getting my pink pussy pounded and my shit pushed in by a massive coal-black cock makes me feel like I’m getting fucked for the very first time again, every single time!

I remember the first time I sucked a dick.  It was a regular white schoolboy wanger, pretty average but it felt like my mouth was stuffed completely full.  Boy, was I wrong!  It wasn’t until I started choking down awesome anacondas from big, buff black dudes that I realized there was way more to blowjobs than just jerking a guy off with my jaws.  The very first mahogany meat I ever gobbled on did way more than test my gag reflex, it obliterated it!  No white weiner has ever worked my throat and used my windpipe like a pitch black power pole can, they just don’t have it in them.  That’s fine and all, but pleasing a BBC with my esophagus as they fuck the hell out of my pretty face.

I’ll never get tired of taking big ol’ black boners and making them cum all over me.  The gigantic ones make me feel like I’ve never had anything in my fun little fuckholes before.  I love feeling like a virgin in the arms and on the cock of a gorgeous black man.  I think they like that it hurts me so good.

 

Super Hot Diaper Mess

Diaper phone sex

 

What do you do when a super hot woman wants to have diaper phone sex with you?  Hopefully you do exactly what I did and go fuck the shit out of that prime pull-up wearing pussy!  I don’t give a damn how much shit and piss she’s dumped in that dipey, I’ll clean it up really quickly then cream her cunt super slow like to make sure that she wants to have me back over to take care of her some more.

Last night, the hottest house wife I’ve ever laid my eyes on sent me a video message asking me to come over and play with her.  My tight little pussy got so wet at the thought of teasing her ticklish parts that I soaked my sofa cushion before her naughty clip was even over.  Once I changed my panties and freshened up a bit, I was on the road headed for fun!

I don’t know what I was expecting, but when I arrived she was just going about her business, doing chores like a normal wifey, only she was wearing a big, white, puffy diaper as she did them.  She greeted me with a big smile and hug then invited me in with a slap on my ass, then led me to the kitchen where she was finishing up the last bit of dishes.  That horny house whore washed and rinsed as she told me about her life, with a big focus on her inattentive husband, giggling and humming in the spaces of the conversation.  When she was drying a big frying pan, she paused for a moment as her eyes got a far away look in them.  After a couple of seconds of silence, she grunted real big and let out a loud fart as the back of her diaper puffed out.  It did its job fairly well, but some of her pee leaked out and trickled down her leg as she finished filling her nappy.  That was my signal.

I went over to her and gently led her to the changing station set up in the next room.  I laid her back, undid the adhesive closures and pulled down that diaper to see what kind of mess that smoke show made for me.  It was not good, I can tell you that.  It smelled like rancid garbage sludge and was somehow both thick and creamy and really runny at the same time.  I kept my cool, wiped her down and discarded the soiled shit catcher, then started licking her freshly cleaned, sopping wet snatch.  

I made sure that shit liquid wasn’t the only thing she was going to give me.  I ate her pussy for hours, fingering her tight twat and dirty asshole the entire time.  We fucked and licked all night long, not even stopping when her dipshit of a husband wandered into the room to see what was happening.  I won’t hesitate to go back over there again, only next time she calls I think I’m going to take my own diaper bag.  

 

Bet You Can’t Get Me Pregnant

Impregnation phone sex

 

I know a lot of guys like impregnation phone sex and that’s cool with me, I’m happy to take every load that cums my way.  They never get what they’re after, though.  I’ve taken shot after shot in my mommy spot and have never even had a pregnancy scare, not once.  No, I don’t use birth control and I think condoms are for fucking pussies!  I guess I’m just lucky that no one has ever managed to put a baby inside of me no matter how much cum they dump in my cooter.

It’s probably a mix of a couple of things.  For starters, and I mean no offense here, but a lot of you guys don’t really know how a woman’s body works.  If you fellas want to plan a family with a gal then you’re going to have to learn some stuff about female anatomy first.

Contrary to popular belief, you will never get a woman pregnant by leaving your pearly white dick deposit in her butt.  Sorry to tell you, but if that’s how you’re trying to make a young one, it’s just not going to work.  Don’t get me wrong, I won’t stop you from trying.  You can gape my ass gash and fill it up as much as you want, but the only thing that will come of it is chocolatey, shit stained spunk.

Sperm also can not travel down my esophagus, through my stomach and all of my guts to my pussy and fertilize my eggs.  Does that even seem logical?  The butt stuff even sounds doable, by comparison.  You don’t have super swimmers with egg homing devices attached to their heads, they’re just regular little spermies.  Stomach acid and fecal bacteria are too much for those little guys even if they could magically find their way through my body.  I hope that isn’t too much science for you, Dude.  It’s pretty common knowledge.

I don’t just let my mouth and asshole swallow up all of the creamy loads I’m given, my cunt takes more than its fair share of cock shots.  I don’t know, maybe I’m barren.  Maybe every guy who bangs me up is sterile.  Whatever it is, I’ve never gotten pregnant no matter how much I fuck.  You can bust your nut in me and I’ll totally take any pregnancy test you buy.  I’m not wasting my money on that shit, though.  I’ll never have any rugrats to interrupt my life no matter how many creampies I take.  I’ll put money on it.

 

Pussy Packed Dinner Party

Orgy fantasies

 

I think orgy fantasies are something everyone dreams of, but last night I helped at least three dozen of those dreams become a beautiful reality for a house full of horny girls!  I mean, I like pussy as much as the next guy, but there were so many squirting cunts in my dining room that I thought I was going to drown in a saucy sea of pussy juice.  

I threw, what I had planned to be, a little dinner party; a few drinks, a few friends, good food and fun for just us girls.  Of course everyone looked stunning and the drinks were constantly flowing so I was feeling loose as a goose and ready to cut loose!  Every last one of my glamorous guests texted their girls to let them know that the soiree was swinging and that they needed to make an appearance.  Before I knew it, I had around fifty fine ass females at my party enjoying each other’s company.

After a bit, I wanted to crank that clambake up a notch or five so I slipped a little ecstasy into the blue coconut pina coladas.  It wasn’t long before every beautiful bitch in the place started dancing around and stripping off their clothes.  We were all gyrating to the music when the kissing and groping started.  One sucked titty led to another and, after just a few minutes of rubbing and heavy petting, we all had our faces buried deep into each other’s pussies, all of us licking and sucking while being lapped on and slurped up.

I can’t count how many fingers and tongues there were that made my sweet snatch cum, gush and squirt, but I know I made my fair share of tight pink holes quiver and quake and fire streams of hot cunt jizz all over me.  I had no idea that I was going to throw a massive lesbian orgy when I planned my little dinner party, but I sure am glad I can go with the flow and fuck on the fly when I have to!

 

Jessie Loves Fresh Meat

Little girl phone sex

 

Look, I like little girl phone sex as much as the next slit licking slut, but this new guy I’m fucking is proudly addicted to the fat puffy nips and pink little clits of tight teen whores.  I’m serious, I don’t even think addicted is a strong enough word for it.  It seems like hot little holes and beautiful budding boobies are the only things in the world that Jerk Off Jessie lives for.

His social media feeds are full of flat chested and big nippled nubiles and dewy little pussies with holes so tight that it’s hard to imagine that they would even be able to take a middle finger, let alone a big, fat, gash gaping cock.  They are super sexy blossoming sluts, there’s no denying that, but Jessie spends every waking minute curating, editing, posting and whacking off to all of the little girls he finds online.

His raunchy feeds are a P lover’s wide awake wet dream.  He has so many luscious little lass loving followers, it’s insane!  I had no idea that so many people like to look at barely used tiny little fuckholes and barely there itty-bitty chesticles to juice their junk.  I don’t consider myself to be naive, but judging by my reaction to his never ending list of followers, I guess I might be!  That’s also what made me feel safe enough to join in on the fun and start following him.

I’m just another profile on Jessie’s ever growing list of fuck freak followers.  I’m surprised he even responded to my dick hunting DM, but I did play up the fact that my pussy is super tight and wet and offered him the chance to get inside of it to test it out for himself.  He liked the way it felt and didn’t even mind that my gigantic jugs are way bigger than all of those tiny tits he usually ogles, but I couldn’t get him to blow his boner batter until I pulled out some butt naked pics of me as a tawdry little teen tease to show him how I looked when I was fresh meat.  Once he caught a glimpse of my glamorously glistening gash and pre boob job jigglers, he filled my like new cunt with so much cum that I thought I would never be able to push and squeeze it all out of me.

I don’t know how he does it, but somehow Jerk Off Jessie gets away with showing the world the prettiest young pre-whores that have ever been posted on the web.  Of course I had to let him put those old snaps of my snatch up for everyone’s enjoyment, I want them to jack off to me, too!

 

Cum Covered Cover Girl

Phone sex hotline

 

My phone sex hotline is so popular that I got featured in “Cum Lovers” magazine, they even put my cum splattered face on the cover!  I always knew that my boy toys loved coating my money maker with their sweet, sticky spunk, but I never thought that my pole pleasing exploits would make me so popular that a national publication would want to do a piece on little ol’ me!

Apparently the word got out that I give all of my guys the undivided, semen sucking attention they crave.  It doesn’t matter to me if they’re a lonely, cheating husband looking to find a little flare in his life or a single man about town who just loves lustful ladies, I make each one of them feel like they’re the last man on earth and let them blow their hot loads wherever they want.

That’s why the editors reached out to offer me the cover.  They called it an in depth think piece on a charming woman who wants nothing more than to make her men’s meat sticks shoot their slimy sauce all over and inside of her.  They didn’t have to twist my arm, I was really excited at the thought of being a cum covered cover girl!

The article was great, but the pictures were absolutely amazing and it’s a great advertisement for my phone sex hotline!  Hopefully, by the time you’re done jerking off to it, you’ll ponder on who the cum lover really is: the girl gulping down gobs of goo, the guy giving it to her, or you, the reader.  They weren’t kidding, it really is a think piece.

 

Girth Loving Gash

Tight shaved pussy

 

I don’t share my tight shaved pussy with just anybody.  I might be a cum craving slut but my cunt only wants to catch the creamy nut that comes from the thickest, fattest cocks.  No offense to anyone, but the long thin ones just don’t get me off.  I’m a girth loving girl, I’ll take a chode over a footlong coney any day.  The snot spitting sausage I love the most though, is a long and beefy, bulky, lengthy horse cock of a dong.  

Those aren’t the most common, believe it or not.  It’s not as easy as you’d think to find a forearm sized fuckstick.  You might be thinking “Just find a black guy, stupid bitch” or something like that.  Trust me, I had that thought, too, I fucking tried that already.  Contrary to popular belief, black skin does not automatically mean a man has a gigantic gash gorger.  You have just as much chance to find an enormous nookie loaf in a white dude’s pants, race doesn’t really matter.  I’ve even had a humongous hole stretching Mongoloid man meat before and I know you know the stereotype about Asian cocks.

I don’t care what color you are or how far down your leg your dick hangs.  All I want to know is how wide that mother fucker gets when you get turned on.  I’ll take it even if you’re only 3 inches long as long as you’re at least 4 inches around.  That’s what my tight shaved pussy needs.  Well, that and your cum.