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Test Drive

Hot phonesexI had to take my car into the shop this morning.  Nothing was wrong with it, it was just time for it’s check up.  I rolled in, and noticed that there was a Ferrari in the garage area already.  I love my car, its a very nice car, and I am very fortunate to be able to have it, as it is a major luxury brand, but a Ferrari it is not.  Ever since I was little I have wanted one, that and a Lambo, but I cannot afford to have either … yet.  I am working on it, believe me.

I walked into the office to talk to the man behind the desk and he saw me looking into the garage while I was filling out the paperwork.  He asked me if I had ever driven one. I laughed and said no.  He asked me if I would like to.  I just looked at him.  He said he was serious, it was his boss’s car and his boss was out of the country and he let the guys in the shop use it while he was gone as a perk.  I told him I would think about it.  I would of said yes right away but my mind kept thinking, “what if you have an accident with it.” 

I waited for my car to be done, but I kept looking at the Ferrari.  Another guy came in and tossed me the keys.  He said, “Go on, take it.”  I told him alright. I walked over to it and just let my fingers glide over it’s perfect surface.  I opened the door and went to get into it when the first guy came over to me and told me that I could drive it, but for a price. Of course, I knew there had to be catch.  I really really wanted to drive it.  He said, we want to see you.  I said, “I’m right here.” He said no, I mean really see you!

I told him that I would be happy to show them what ever they wanted if they would let me keep the car for a couple of hours.  He went back and talked to the guys. It was one thing to let someone drive it around the block, but a whole other to allow someone to take it for a few hours.  I was looking around the inside of the car, when he came back and said that if I stripped, and took some pictures by his Boss’s car that he would give the okay.

I couldn’t get my clothes off fast enough.  All four of them kept taking pictures of me, I was having so much fun  posing that I almost forgot about the drive.  When they were satisfied, I got dressed, they opened up the door, and off I went.  I thought for sure that they would ask me for blow jobs or a fuck since their cocks were all hard as hell when we were done with the photos. Holy shit!  That car was so damn amazing!  I went to everyone’s home I could think of and let them take a drive with me.  I had so much damn fun.

I brought the car back after a few hours, and I left the shop with a huge smile on my face.  They told me to come back anytime, I said I would.  Next time I hope they have a Lambo in the shop because God only knows what I would do to be able to drive that around the city for a little while.

P Babysitter

Phone sex

 

It’s not just the girls on my cheerleading team that I pimp out to horny older men, I pimp out the little brats that I babysit too. I like being an accomplice to horny P men and finding tiny young cunnies for them to fuck. I had a client who wanted to fuck two sisters in one night and asked if I could arrange it for him. I found the perfect pair of sisters for him to have some fun with. I had both of the little brats strip down naked and touch each other’s cunnies and put on a show for the client. They rubbed each other’s tiny little tits and fingered their little pussies while both of us watched and directed them. They were eager little sluts and loved all the attention they were getting. Then they both sucked his big cock while I held their pig tails behind their heads. They were perfect little cock suckers and made him cum sooo good. Then both of them licked up all the yummy cum. They loved the taste of cum so much that they were begging for more. I can tell that these two are going to be my best little sluts yet.

Naughty Phone Sex Whore

phone sex whoreI am such a phone sex whore. I went shopping today. The only thing I enjoy almost as much as fucking is spending my husband’s money. I wanted some new shoes. I put on a sexy dress and no panties. I like to flash the shoe clerks helping me or anyone in the mall for that matter. The guy helping me try on shoes at Nordstrom’s was a young man. He could have still been in high school, but I think he was in college and working on his break. He was nervous. There was a chance he was gay, so I gave him a pussy flash. I saw him shift his dick in his pants. Straight. A gay man wouldn’t get a boner from my hairy muff. I spread my legs a little wider. I made eye contact with him. I wanted him to know that I knew he was staring at my pussy. Cute boy. After I bought a few pairs of shoes that cost more that he will make in a year, I slipped him my phone number. I wasn’t out of the store yet when he texted me a dick picture. Much better than I expected. He took a break and we had a dirty fuck in a mall bathroom. He didn’t last long, but I didn’t think he would. I cock teased the fuck out of him in the store. I rubbed my pussy as he was fucking the shit out of me bent over the sink. Just a typical day shopping for a phone sex milf like me.

A Clear and Frosty Morning

Fantasy phone sexI saw you this morning as you left for work.  You had to get out of your car to scrape your windshield off.  I watched you, your breath like a cloud enveloping your head.  As you were turning to open your car door you looked up at me.  I stood there, almost completely naked.  I touched my finger to the frosted window pane and drew the words “come inside and get warm”.  You looked back at your house and shook your head no but you blew me a kiss.  I saw your wife open the front door to yell something to you as I quickly erased the words from my window.

I laid back down on my bed beneath the warm covers.  I started to think about you and I, our first kiss, the first time I felt your mouth on my pussy.  The way you moved your tongue over my wetness.  I grabbed the dildo that was in the night stand and started to suck on it lightly, just like I did to your cock the first time we were together.  I moaned as I thought about the way your hand swept over my hair as you looked down at me, feeling your cock grow in my mouth.

I heard a knock at the door and sighed.  I put the toy in the bathroom so I could wash it off before I used it again, pulled on some leggings and went downstairs to see who was at the door.  It was you. You quickly came inside, took off your gloves, hat, and coat then pushed me against the wall to kiss me hard.  You told me you called off of work and you took an uber from the park and ride back to my house.

You lifted me up in your strong arms and took me upstairs, I quickly got undressed as you did the same.  My warm body pressed hard against yours, I could feel the chill start to leave your skin as you pressed your hand between my legs.  I grabbed your cock and softly started to stroke you.  You turned me around to kiss my neck while you ran your hands over my tits, stomach and down to my pussy.

We fucked. Slowly at first but as the day went on we became more and more aggressive as our time together was short.  By the time you left it was already dark and I knew it would be a while before I had your hard cock inside of me again.  That was okay, because I knew that tomorrow I would see you again as you got into your car, and maybe, just maybe, I might be able to coax you in from the cold once more.

I Made a Phone Sex Porn for Christmas

phone sex pornI made a homemade phone sex porn for my husband for Christmas. I called it, “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” I wanted him to see what a naughty whore he married. All my sons and stepsons and my daughter too are home for the holidays. He was at his office on Christmas eve, when he should have been with us. He works all the time, which is why I must find my own fun. While he was slaving away at work, I was being a sex slave to our boys. So was my daughter! With the iPad I got last year for Christmas, I set it up to make a video. It started with my daughter and I wrapping presents, then unwrapping each other. Eventually, some horny elves joined in on the fun and we were unwrapping some large packages. My daughter and I got gang banged in front of the tree by 5 horny boys.  Side by side, my daughter and I proudly took some holiday cheer in all our fuck holes. I was just happy to be with family. It is what the holidays are all about. I hope daddy loves his dirty home movie. Maybe next year he won’t pick work over family fun!

Phone Sex Whore Christmas Party

phone sex whoreI am such a phone sex whore. I have a naughty story to share. About ten years ago, my husband and I were invited to the Playboy mansion for a Christmas party. My husband helped the Playboy Club in NYC get out of a legal matter. Mr. Hefner was so grateful, he personally invited us himself. I was super excited to see the pleasure palace. I mean the Playboy mansion is legendary, as was Hugh Hefner. Now, I had heard rumors that a lot of the crazy sex stuff no longer happened because of Hugh’s age. That was expected. He was older; even Viagra can’t work miracles when you are that old. Men, even celebrities were hitting on me, but if it was possible, I wanted to play with Hugh. I have always had a thing for much older men, especially wealthy older men. When I met Hugh, there was a connection. He felt it too. If a woman has a chance to fuck the original playboy, they would be silly not too. I would never think of sharing this story while he was still alive out of respect, but now he is gone, so it is okay. He struggled getting his dick hard, even with my excellent cock sucking skills and a pretty blue pill. He suggested I find another person to join us. He meant a woman of course. I came back to his private bedroom with Alana, a former bunny from the 80s. She was a raven-haired mature goddess like me. We started eating each other’s pussy while Hugh stroked his cock. I never got to fuck him. Closest I got was his cock in my mouth and a little taste of pre-cum. That was fine because I got some of the tastiest pussy ever. And to be honest, I got the best voyeur ever.  I have lots of dirty phone sex stories to share.  I just always think about my time at The Playboy Mansion this time of year,

Kinky Phone Sex Stories

kinky phone sexKinky phone sex stories are something I have plenty to share with callers. I like having no taboos. I was drunker than I have been in ages. I was at a bar looking to fuck. A woman of any age can get laid at a bar. I met Brantley. He is this 30ish stock broker. He is new on Wall Street. What my husband would call and up and comer in the finance world. He was drunk too. He was out with this girl celebrating his first big trade and she dumped him for some one flashier. He was there at a table with a bottle of champagne and two glasses. I felt sorry for him. He was cute, so this wasn’t a pity fuck. When I sat down, his eyes lit up. I saw the hole thing go down, but I played it cool. Didn’t want him thinking I was hitting on him out of pity. He poured me a glass of champagne. We hit the dance floor. As I was bumping and grinding against him, I felt a sizeable cock. I pushed him into a dark corner, pulled out his cock and started sucking on his neglected dick. I had my glass of champagne with me. I dipped his cock into my glass, so I could have a proper champagne toast. He couldn’t believe my cock sucking skills. I’m about twenty years his senior, but he didn’t mind. No boy minds an older woman with excellent oral skills polishing his nob.  We fucked in that dark corner too. We joked that the champagne was lube. I was super fucking wet, so no lube was necessary. But it was hot to pour expensive champagne over my big boobs while he licked it off. He told me this was the best day of his life. He made his first big trade, netting him a sizeable sum and he met a sexy millf. It was my lucky day too. I met a young stud who fucked me like I was the only woman in the world. I love meeting new people.

If the price is right

phone sex whoreI would do anything for the right price. When I found out my boss loved an excellent phone sex whore I decided to divulge in that. I knew his dark secrets and could play along with him. In all actuality, he was a small cock loser who was getting cheated on by his young hot wife. He tried endlessly to get in my pants but that sure as hell wasn’t going to happen. I like men who can make me orgasm not men with a Napoleon complex. He was a short man with an even smaller cock. I had no interest in entertaining him. I did however find an area that piqued my interest. I was all for letting him tie me up and spank me. A little BDSM for the loser would have me pocketing plenty of coins. It was hard to contain my laughter seeing him with a leather whip. Tying me up with ropes and watching him jerk off was more of a comedic release than anything. Thankfully I was able to save my laugh for after the sessions. Calling him big daddy when he was a nub owner was the highlight of my year. 

Phone Sex Number for Anal Sex

phone sex numberWhen you call my phone sex number, you get no taboo fun. I have never been the type of woman who worked well with limits. Not even my credit cards have limits. I love anal sex. Many women won’t even consider it. My daddy fucked my ass when I was a teen girl. He wanted to try anal and I wanted a new car to drive to high school. Turns out, I liked it up the ass. That means my sons are lucky to have an anal sex mommy. They never had to bribe a girl to give up her booty because mommy always gave up the ass. With my sons home for the holidays, we had an anal gang bang by the fire and tree last night. My sons tell me they have yet to find a woman who likes ass sex like mommy. I doubt they will. I can cum with a cock up my ass and no other stimulation. I think I have a G spot in my ass, because my ass squirts too when a big fat cock hits the right spot. My husband and daughter watched as my sons took turns ramming their young cocks up my back door. My youngest son started singing The Doors’ song, “I’m a Back Door Man,” as he nutted up my ass. After every boy made a deposit of cum up my ass, my daughter got into position to clean me up. She loves licking her brother’s cum out of my ass. I push it out like it is candy right into her mouth. It is great to have my family with me for the holidays. Anal sex with me will become your phone sex addiction because I cannot get enough ass sex. I don’t care how big the cock is either! The bigger the better.

Hottest Phone Sex for the Holidays

hottest phone sexThis is going to be the hottest phone sex Christmas ever. I am looking forward to talking to men on the holidays that love incest. I have been an incest slut since I was a school girl. My sex drive came early. When most of my friends were playing with Barbie dolls, I was sucking daddy’s dick. It is funny because most of my callers would love to have a young girl initiate sexual contact with them. My father is no longer with me, and my mother and siblings don’t talk to me because daddy left me everything making me a very wealthy woman. That was my plan all along. The way to a man’s money is through his cock. I am not the sugar baby age anymore, but I still get my man or girl. I married a man just like daddy. I didn’t need his money, but I did need his cock to get knocked up. His sons from his first wife, were just icing on the cake. I have a beautiful daughter and two sons from my husband and all of them, plus my step-sons are home for the holidays. That means lots of family group sex. I raised my offspring to take care of mommy’s needs, and trust me, I have a lot of needs, even in my 50s! My husband’s cock doesn’t work anymore, but he doesn’t mind that I enjoy our fuck trophies. Our sons and daughters are supposed to take care of us in old age, right? My daughter is taking care of me as I write this. It is amazing I can focus with her tongue going a million miles on my clit. She is a great cunt licker. I just love the holidays when my entire brood is back home to take care of me properly.