Tag: Kinky Phone Sex

Bet You Can’t Get Me Pregnant

Impregnation phone sex

 

I know a lot of guys like impregnation phone sex and that’s cool with me, I’m happy to take every load that cums my way.  They never get what they’re after, though.  I’ve taken shot after shot in my mommy spot and have never even had a pregnancy scare, not once.  No, I don’t use birth control and I think condoms are for fucking pussies!  I guess I’m just lucky that no one has ever managed to put a baby inside of me no matter how much cum they dump in my cooter.

It’s probably a mix of a couple of things.  For starters, and I mean no offense here, but a lot of you guys don’t really know how a woman’s body works.  If you fellas want to plan a family with a gal then you’re going to have to learn some stuff about female anatomy first.

Contrary to popular belief, you will never get a woman pregnant by leaving your pearly white dick deposit in her butt.  Sorry to tell you, but if that’s how you’re trying to make a young one, it’s just not going to work.  Don’t get me wrong, I won’t stop you from trying.  You can gape my ass gash and fill it up as much as you want, but the only thing that will come of it is chocolatey, shit stained spunk.

Sperm also can not travel down my esophagus, through my stomach and all of my guts to my pussy and fertilize my eggs.  Does that even seem logical?  The butt stuff even sounds doable, by comparison.  You don’t have super swimmers with egg homing devices attached to their heads, they’re just regular little spermies.  Stomach acid and fecal bacteria are too much for those little guys even if they could magically find their way through my body.  I hope that isn’t too much science for you, Dude.  It’s pretty common knowledge.

I don’t just let my mouth and asshole swallow up all of the creamy loads I’m given, my cunt takes more than its fair share of cock shots.  I don’t know, maybe I’m barren.  Maybe every guy who bangs me up is sterile.  Whatever it is, I’ve never gotten pregnant no matter how much I fuck.  You can bust your nut in me and I’ll totally take any pregnancy test you buy.  I’m not wasting my money on that shit, though.  I’ll never have any rugrats to interrupt my life no matter how many creampies I take.  I’ll put money on it.

 

No limits phone sex slut Marilyn

no limits phone sex

Just wait until you see how nasty and freaky a no limits phone sex whore like me can be! I’ve been rubbing my cunt and watching the nastiest porn all day. I’m waiting to talk to a kinky daddy with a big, fat dick. I’ll let you fantasy fuck my perfect cum holes, just like my real Daddy used to do! Bend me over and ram it in my soaked cunt! My hot, little pussy is going to feel so good being stretched around your fat pole! I hope you don’t mind if I call you Daddy while you’re pumping this tight pussy! I can’t wait until you drain your balls into me! Feeling Daddy’s cock throbbing and shooting a creamy load is the best! I’ll clean your dick up with my slutty mouth while your cum drips out of me!

 

Phone Sex Addiction for Mommy

phone sex addictionAre mom fantasies your phone sex addiction? I love working on Mother’s Day so I can talk to horny boys. All my sons are visiting for the weekend. My daughter too. She has one more week of college then she will be home for the summer. My two sons and two stepsons arrived on Friday. They wanted to celebrate the woman who gave them life. I never mind having all four boys and my daughter in the house at the same time. We went out to dinner Friday night, so I could work some today. But before I signed on just a bit ago, I was served breakfast in bed. I had no need for the French toast and fruit. I ate it, but what I wanted was cocks and pussy. My husband came into the room with his Go Pro. He was going to film us having group sex for breakfast. I love our home movies. I have quite a few over the years.  I am a natural on film. This morning began with my 4 boys and my daughter eating my hairy pussy. They love to make mommy feel good. They do it so well too. I love the feel of their tongues probing my pussy and ass. I must have cum a dozen times on their faces before we started fucking. My husband’s old dick was hard watching the love fest. My sons and daughters love worshiping the pussy they came from. I love it too. The orgy started after everyone of my offspring made me cum with their tongues first. Do you have family orgy fantasies? I think with Mother’s Day here, many of you are having family fun fantasies. My fantasies are experiences. I am grateful for holidays and special occasions that bring us together. They still love me. They still know how to take care of me.

GranGran’s Cookies and Cream

 

Phone sex granny

When I think of grandma’s cookies I think of her hot gooey snatch! My grandma has always been a black whore that tricked out all of her granddaughters and grandsons. A lot of old school perverts love a good young tenderoni to fuck on! There was one time that even GranGran couldn’t resist this young twat. She wanted to join in on the fun, so she fucked Grandpa right in front of me while I rubbed my slit. I’ll never forget how hard it made my young cunt quiver to see my granny riding a BBC with her phat ass jiggling. She even let me drag my bald shaved pussy on his wrinkly old face while they took turns licking my mound! Gran Grand’s cookie creamed all over her hubby’s dick while I leaked pussy juice all over the place! There’s nothing better than a phone sex granny that’s ready to let hunch.

1 Nigger Cunt and 12 Guys

Orgy fantasies

The basketball team gang banged me last night after the school pep rally and I made all of them cum. It was fucking amazing. All 12 of the guys took turns eating and fucking my black cunt. Shoving their cock in my mouth, my ass and cumming all over my tits. I was working my mouth like a pro. I dropped to my knees and deep throat those cocks taking two and three at a time. “Yo! Suck that dick bitch!” “Fuck yeah bro she’s a pro.” “Suck my balls too you fucking nigger.” The guys were lucky to be fucking a freaky whore like me. Although I was only a freshman in college, I knew how to make any guy weak in the knees. After I was done sucking their cocks, they tossed me up against the locker room bench. Some guys held my legs exposing my creamy black pussy, some of the others held my arms. The rest of the guys lined up with their hard cocks in their hand ready to creampie all my fuck holes. “Give me those white cocks. Breed this filthy black pussy. I want all of you!!” Some of them stood there jerking off while some gag my mouth with their balls. I was a creampie dumpster and I was proud of it. I was tongue fucking these guys assholes and everything. “Ughh fuck!! Yes! Fuck me!! Give me all that creamy white cum boys!” “God this whore is such a fucking slut I love it!” “We going to cum deep in this filthy cunt bitch you ready?” “Yes! Yes!” I was on a choo-choo train, and they boys were the conductors and the next stop was Breeding town. One after the other the guys creampied my mouth, my asshole and my creamy chocolate cunt. Some of them even decided to pee on me and I didn’t mind. A slut like me will do whatever I have to do to make a guy orgasm. You want to fuck me next baby? I am waiting for you.

Cream Saver!

Fetish Phone Sex

My favorite sun tan lotion? Your hot creamy cum! One of the best things I’ve discovered as a cum whore is that hot creamy loads should never go to waste! Whenever I have hot studs over to fuck I save a little bit of cum that leaks from my sloppy wet pussy after we fuck. I save it all up in a special bottle that I keep in my fridge for anything that comes up. I add a little to my smoothies, my sundaes, my face lotion and my sunscreen! Cum is my favorite secret ingredient and I need lots of it to keep my supply up, that means I constantly need to drain a pair of balls in my cunt so I can save some of that special sauce for later!

caught in mommies panties

sissy phone sex“You are caught in mommies panties and bra again aren’t you! Filthy and naughty brat you are! Come and let mommy spank that bum and don’t you dare get that pee-pee hard you hear me! Don’t touch it!”
‘Whack, whack goes mommy Elizabeth’s hands as she spanks that soft young bum! I feel a pee pee getting hard on my inner thigh, so I raise a leg up and put it on your back. But that makes it worse, you can smell my wetness, momies musky scent! You start humping as I’m spanking your little motherfucking ass!
‘Your fucking nasty do you really want to fuck your own mommy!”
I also found your spank bank of milf porn in your room. “But why are you wearing my panties if you want to fuck me?” I question. Maybe panties should be replaced with a diaper for your little sissy slut ass! 
I already know my son is a fucking dirty sissy who needs punishment, I understand I really do! This dirty Milf is going to make you fluff my boyfriends big black cock!  And then, and only then, will think about letting you fuck me!

I Have Orgy Fantasies

orgy fantasiesI have orgy fantasies. I think most women do. I am in my 50s. I was too young in the 70s to really understand the swinging era. But now that I know, I so want to bring back swinging. My husband is older. He remembers when swinging was popular. He was not as sexually adventurous as he is now. When we first got married, I made him a sex machine. He had a hard, working cock then. Now, he is almost 70, so he has some dick issues. He still loves to watch me in action. It has always sort of been his thing. When our sons were still living at home, he would watch me have group sex with the boys, sometimes their friends too. The only one at home now is my daughter, but she is in college.  My husband and I have gone outside the family to look for sexual entertainment.

Last night, I convinced him to go to this swingers’ party. I found out about this rich couple in Manhattan who like to swing. They are in their early 60s, but still fucking. How great is that? It is an elite club.  You sign an NDA. You must buy into the club, but you get your money back in a year if you have followed all the rules. I got us in. I passed all the screening, and we had our first encounter last night. It went well. My husband even banged a younger woman than me. He took a Viagra before we showed up, but there was a candy dish at the home with Viagra and Ecstasy. I fucked everyone there. I even ate some creampies I love to eat pussy too. My daughter can tell you what a great cunt licker I am.  The age range in couples ranged from folks in their 20s to couples in their 70s. We had kinky fun. I had a lot of dicks inside me. It gave me some hot phonesex stories to share.

No Limits Phone Sex Freak

no limits phone sex

I know you have alotta fantasies that you need to get out with a kinky slut like me. Whatever that fantasy may be just know that your secret is safe here and i love to have no limits phone sex. Do you like getting big black cock rammed up your tight sissy ass while you suck on another cock that is stuck to the wall? Or, do you fantasize about sinking your meat into a barely legal babe with wet bald pussy that’s hasn’t even grown hair yet as her high-pitched voice moans your name? Regardless of what your twist is, I can guarantee that it’ll make my cunt soak. All you have to do is give me a call and this chocolate drop will make sure your cock explodes to your wildest fantasies. Other bitches cant handle an extreme freak like you but i know exactly pervs like you enjoy. We can be in phone perverts paradise together while we rub one out to all your freaky desires.

what is kinky phone sex?

kinky phone sex

Kinky phone sex is whatever you make of it and whatever you want it to be. What a turn-on for you might be a turn-on for me. I’m ready to get inside your mind and learn all that makes you want to pull your jimmy out to jerk. I’m a weakness for men with pcock, and I like to explore that with those who enjoy that kind of play fun. I’m really into hearing someone get all riled up and excited. I will feel an excellent wet spot drench thru my panties while talking to you. You know I’m rubbing my cunt while you tell me your deep desires. I want to help you explore each one and make you explode.