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Welcome to My Phone Perverts Paradise

phone perverts paradiseWelcome to phone perverts paradise. What does that mean? To me it means a pervert is King or Queen. I am a pervert too. I am also a nymphomaniac. I have been using my body to seek pleasure since I was a young schoolgirl. First, I had daddy wrapped around my finger, then I had professors. Now, it is my husband. He loves me. He accepts the fact that he will never be man enough for me to be faithful. Honestly, I do not think any man ever has because my sexual appetite is as big as the ocean. This is why I am loving having my son home with me. He just got off a 10-year tour of duty in Afghanistan and he had little pussy in those years. We are making up for lost time. He has been drilling my holes for weeks now since he is home. Not just my pussy and ass either. He is enjoying his sister’s pussy and ass too. My stepsons were here for a week too, which meant I had 3 boys fucking me every which way but loose. Oh, I loved it too.  I have three holes for a reason. Might as well fill them all up at once. My daughter knows that I miss that three-hole stuffed feeling since her stepbrothers left. She had a remedy. She called up some old high school friends of hers and invited them to a party with her whore mother. These are trust fund boys benched because Princeton is on a COVID hiatus. They do not need to work, so why not fuck and party with a phone sex milf like me? Would not be the first time I fucked trust fund boys or the last. They were as happy to see me as I was them. My son never minds sharing his mommy whore either. They fucked my daughter too. I had three 20 something boys competing to be master of my pussy and ass. I fucking loved it. My daughter has a new job now. She oversees the cock department as in she is responsible for getting mommy fucked.

So Many Fuckable Combinations

Hot PhonesexPussies and penis’ are like snowflakes.

No two are exactly alike!

That is why I plan on fucking as many throbbing hard cocks as possible!

You take the length, the thickness, head size, hooded or clipped,  and then add in lip smacking flavor….

There are endless possible combinations…and I want to try them all!

Don’t even get me started on those curved cocks…oh my god!

I mean, how do you know what you like the best until you try every single fuckable possibility!

My panties are already getting creamy and wet just thinking about spreading my legs for a juicy throbbing cock, pushing deep inside my hot dripping tight shaved pussy!

And you have to try them in all the different positions!

I love being on top,,,grinding my pussy down hard and deep on a short and chubby in a reverse cowgirl, which happens to be my favorite!

And everyone knows that long straight and narrow is best for being rode deep and hard with a hot little slut on top!

Trust me…this cunt has played host to a cock or two (sometimes at the same time!), so I know all about the best possible ways to to take it deep and hard for maximum orgasm potential!

But right about now…I am so damn horny!

My tight bald shaved pussy has been aching to be stuffed all day!

I just need to be fucked hard with something warm that is not afraid of drowning in an ocean of squirting pussy juices!

 

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   I’m a Phone perverts Paradise filthy P mommy Milf and proud. It’s my every pleasure to fuck the young neighbor boys and their dads. It excites me to be that whore. I’m promiscuous and always have been. I’m married and have a slew of rugrats but I need cock. I love cocaine and cocks dripping with precum. My pleasure is found with double penetration. My brats getting that daddy dick also is exciting. Boys and Girls at sweetly delicious ages. My family is a kinky kind of family. My husband is kinky and loves my cunt dripping with another mans cum. I guess you could say I cuckold him. He is barely ever home and understands my needs must be met. He is often deployed somewhere and leaves me plenty of cash to provide for the brats and myself. But he knows he cannot provide my nymphomaniac needs when he is away. Thing is. My husband is very devoted and calls me up for phone sex daily. I always make sure to make him cum hard. We have the greatest kinky sessions of me sucking his cock and him making me have our sons and daughters join in and please my mommy body. He gets excited knowing we are enjoying each other.

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Field of Creams

Kinky Phone SexI sucked the team to a winning season!

Our town has not had a winning baseball team for years but last year, I saved our season and Phone Perverts Paradise brought home the title!

This super hot guy was trying out for the team and his swing was not very good!

I tried to tell him he was standing wrong and I could clearly see that it was his giant balls that were getting in the way!

I knew I could fix that!

After all, I was runner up in the town cock sucking contest, I still say the two headed girl should not have counted as one person!

So I went right out there and squatted over home plate and started sucking his long hard fuck stick!

His wood was so swollen and hard that I almost couldn’t take the whole thing!

But I knew what I had to do! So I massaged his massive meat with my tongue and deep throated his cock until he exploded, overflowing my fuckable mouth with his hot creamy load!

I stood up, wiped my mouth and told him to knock the hell out of that ball!

He got a home run!

For the rest of the season, I sucked the entire team before each game and the whole town cheered me on!

They even made up T-shirts with my name on them saying, “If She Sucks It, They Will Cum!”

Like I said, we won the season and I even won the Sheldon Bender Award!

Coach wants to see what I can do to help the basketball team next!

 

 

Mrs. Claus Has A Panty Surprise

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So, you thought sneaking to the North Pole to try and spy on Santa was a good idea, did you? I can guarantee you weren’t expecting my ten inch shemale surprise, were you? I caught you, and have you tied between some posts in Santa’s Workshop. You had been trying to obtain information, but now, I was the one with questions. The table beside us had several tools laid out on it; scalpels, a belt, a flogger, a whip. My fingertips danced over them, picking up a big pink feather. Your eyes go wide as I wrestle your ankles into stocks so you are “seated” in mid air, suspended by your wrists between the posts.
I giggle as I begin to rub oil on your feet, especially the soles. I drag my sharp nails from your toes to your heel, and I watch the panic ensue on your face. You are deathly ticklish. “Now, I’ll ask you again, who sent you?” I started to tickle your feet, making you squirm and helplessly giggle, gasping for breath. I’m cruel, and relentless. For two entire minutes, which feel like hours to you, I tickle right below your toes, your arches, your soles. Your cock is rock hard by the time I’m done; you’re sweating, trembling. Already this is too much. “I’ll talk.” You whine.
But, I’m not ready for you to talk. I spend hours tickling you, your feet, your rib cage, your armpits. Within the first five minutes, you swear you’re going to die, that you can’t take it. I prove you wrong. You take it, and more. You take as much as I say you do. And then, I make you suck this thick shemale cock I have for you. “Please, Mrs. Claus! Let me talk!” You beg, but I think I’ll just keep tickling, edging, and throat fucking you until Christmas.

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Fun With Feet

Kinky Phone Sex I love getting pedicures!

My cute feet always look so sexy when they are freshly polished!

So of course I had to treat myself to a sexy pair of strappy stilettos to shoe them off!

The man at the shoe store practically hopped over the counter to greet me and seemed to be holding and touching my soft feet a little longer than normal.

Then I saw the nice puffy package in his pants!

Oh, this is going to be fun!

I pointed my toes, flexing the length of my leg and I think he almost shuttered!

Then he lifted my pretty foot to his lips and wrapped his mouth right around my middle toe, swirl his tongue and sucking so gently!

This time, I was the one that was starting to quiver!

He pulled his hard cock out and I started rubbing it with both of my silky feet, squeezing his hot hard meat!

His thick cock looked so big next to my feet and he was dripping precum all over the strappy little stilettos!

Then he grabbed my ankles and wrapped that throbbing cock with the souls of my feet!

His hot creamy cum felt so good on my silky smooth arches!

My tight shaved pussy got so wet when he flicked his strong tongue, lapping up every drop of cum!

Who knew feet could be so erotic!

Like A Good Neighbor…Jake’s Cock is There!

Hot PhonesexEveryone knows that I am a nymph and I can cum pretty damn easy! Just give me a hard cock, or even a nice voice on the phone saying something sexy and I can take care of the rest!

But this guy that I was on the phone with wasn’t giving me anything! He was actually killing my orgasm, which I didn’t think would ever be possible!

Just about the time of this call, my neighbor was walking by and knocked on my door. I opened it up and motioned to him that I was on a call.

He said that he normally hears my orgasms at this time and loves hearing me get off while he drinks his coffee!

So I tried as best as I could to mime the fact that I need a little help with this one!

Like a good neighbor, Jake was there!

He dropped his khakis and whipped out his giant hard cock!

Oh My!

Tight shaved pussyOne look and my tight shaved pussy was soaked!

It took both hands to hold that massive fuck stick in my mouth and Jake was nice enough to hold the phone near my mouth while I jerked and sucked him off!

My caller was loving how much I was getting into “our call” but said he wanted to hear me cum for him….

Jake was happy to assist and let me ride his throbbing meat while my tits bounced in his face!

I came so hard that I dropped the phone, but I just kept fucking him anyway!

So now, if I ever need a little help again, I just knock on the wall and like a good neighbor, Jakes cock is their!

 

 

Blasphemous Sunday is Funday

My little fuckions are ready for daddy dick. It’s all about as blasphemous as we can get with them. I know Father Roberts loves the little hairless holes of my brat pack. I am always inviting him over for tea. He is always declining and nervous. So, I decided to take it a step further today. We attended church for the first time in years. I really wanted to get into something blasphemous and he will just have to give in to the invite when we offer a little something extra in the donation basket. Well it wasn’t really in the basket. The youngest of my girls was dressed really cute and innocent.

A sweet little pink, grey and blue plaid gathered skirt above the knees. A shimmery pink v-neck top with teacup sleeves with a grey little vest. She had on a pair of lacey black tights. Some lipstick on in a light mauve and a little blush and eyeshadow. She was wearing a pair of tap shoes and had her pretty dishwater blonde hair curled to flatter her little face. She was adores. The fact that she played pretty and innocent and so very helpful got his attention. She walked with her little brother that was dressed in a pretty lilac lace dress with white stocking and some pretty shimmery lilac shoes. Walking hand and hand and walking the collections basket to the front to hand over to Father Roberts with a special little invitation slipped in with a 20.00 bill. This really told all and it really had him excited. I had a picture of three little ones naked in the pool and all smiling and hugging. I got a call to arrange a visit this morning already! 

My brats cannot wait to offer up their little holes for a baptism of Father Roberts cum. I can’t wait to see how this goes!

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Pushing On Through

They say that life begins outside your limits. And I really never thought I had any limits….

I am a wild child and up for anything!

You want to blind fold me and suspend from the ceiling, fuck my tight pussy in a hotel room. No problem!Kinky phone sex

Take me to a ranch and have me strapped to a saddle bench while being fucked till dawn by any cock that comes along…. Well giddy up!

Take me to a frat party or a suck off contest in front of the whole town…. pass the chapstick and lets blow this joint…literally! (still love this town btw…Phone Perverts Paradise has got it goin’ on!)

Well, that’s nothing!

I can’t say what I did. No one would believe it anyway! I still don’t believe it!

I mean who has ever really seen a cock that big!

And I could not have done it with out him holding my hand, helping me through the most intensely erotic pussy penetration of my life!

Who could have thought that him holding me, while another man…..well, like I said, I can’t say it, but I wouldn’t have done it with anyone else!

I have a feeling both me and my stretched dripping pussy are in for a ride of a lifetime!

Mutual Masturbation Princess

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The world is so stressful these days, but I can take all of that away from you for a little while. What you need to do to get total relaxation is pick up your phone and give me a call for some mutual masturbation. You tell me what you’d like to talk about while we touch ourselves and we will do it. The good thing about me is that I’m so kinky I can get off to just about anything, so don’t worry about what I need. You just tell me what turns you on and that’s what you’ll get.

Just get your lube and get comfortable on the bed. Wrap your hand around your cock and I’ll do the rest. I can’t wait to reach down between my legs and touch my wet pussy while you are stroking that big, throbbing cock. I love hearing the sounds you make when you are getting more and more excited. Let’s get excited together and then see if we can time it so that we cum together.  I’ll be thinking of you cumming inside one of my holes. What will you be thinking of while we’re masturbating together? I can’t wait to find out.