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Discreet Phone Sex Warms You Up

discreet phone sexWinter has arrived. I hate cold weather. Normally, we spend the holidays in Florida where it is a tad warmer, but all my offspring wanted Christmas in NYC this year. They want to roller skate and window shop at all the big department stores to see their holiday displays. I do what my brood wants. I can suck up the snow for them. Everyone was out holiday shopping but me this morning. I was up late last night dirty talking and wrapping gifts, so they let me sleep in. I woke up horny of course, but no one was home to fuck me. There is an easy solution to that problem. I went over to Central Park and picked up the first hot man I saw. Rick is home for the holidays from New Hampshire. He was just taking a walk in one of the biggest and best known parks in the US. Just my luck, because he was handsome. He was just what I needed. I understand discreet phone sex, so I assured him I didn’t care if he was married. He texted his wife who was out shopping like my family. He told her he was going to the art gallery. Instead, he was letting a hairy milf ride his hard cock. I bounced up and down his shaft, gyrating all over his stiff dick to make myself cum. He loved my hairy cunt too. A few rounds of fucking and I sent him on his way. It may be cold outside, but thanks to a few loads of his hot seed up inside of me, I was warmed up. My offspring came home shortly after Rick left. They knew that glow I had. They were happy to get some sloppy seconds. Neither my daughter nor my sons mind mommy’s soppy wet pussy.

Friendly Neighborhood Whore

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I have to admit, I’m not a one cock kinda girl. I’m allergic to monogamy. As they say, variety is the spice of life. And I love keeping my options open. Interestingly enough, it isn’t hard finding new cocks to grind, ride and suck on. The hunt is my favorite part and it’s easy for a hot whore like me to get a new hook up and boy toy whenever I want. Recently, a group of college boys moved into the house across the street. I made it my job to entice them. I love fresh meat! And these boys were absolutely mouthwatering.

What’s better than random hookups and one-night stands? A one-night stand with 3 different cocks is the answer! I lured the guys in by bringing over a welcome to the neighborhood cherry pie and homemade whipped cream! I told them that the whipped cream would taste much better off my naked body! Sure enough, the guys were excited to lick my homemade whipped cream out of my wet cunt! They were even more excited to shove their cocks inside all over my holes filling me with their own homemade cream. 😉

Phone Sex Whore Christmas Party

phone sex whoreI am such a phone sex whore. I have a naughty story to share. About ten years ago, my husband and I were invited to the Playboy mansion for a Christmas party. My husband helped the Playboy Club in NYC get out of a legal matter. Mr. Hefner was so grateful, he personally invited us himself. I was super excited to see the pleasure palace. I mean the Playboy mansion is legendary, as was Hugh Hefner. Now, I had heard rumors that a lot of the crazy sex stuff no longer happened because of Hugh’s age. That was expected. He was older; even Viagra can’t work miracles when you are that old. Men, even celebrities were hitting on me, but if it was possible, I wanted to play with Hugh. I have always had a thing for much older men, especially wealthy older men. When I met Hugh, there was a connection. He felt it too. If a woman has a chance to fuck the original playboy, they would be silly not too. I would never think of sharing this story while he was still alive out of respect, but now he is gone, so it is okay. He struggled getting his dick hard, even with my excellent cock sucking skills and a pretty blue pill. He suggested I find another person to join us. He meant a woman of course. I came back to his private bedroom with Alana, a former bunny from the 80s. She was a raven-haired mature goddess like me. We started eating each other’s pussy while Hugh stroked his cock. I never got to fuck him. Closest I got was his cock in my mouth and a little taste of pre-cum. That was fine because I got some of the tastiest pussy ever. And to be honest, I got the best voyeur ever.  I have lots of dirty phone sex stories to share.  I just always think about my time at The Playboy Mansion this time of year,

Kinky Phone Sex Stories

kinky phone sexKinky phone sex stories are something I have plenty to share with callers. I like having no taboos. I was drunker than I have been in ages. I was at a bar looking to fuck. A woman of any age can get laid at a bar. I met Brantley. He is this 30ish stock broker. He is new on Wall Street. What my husband would call and up and comer in the finance world. He was drunk too. He was out with this girl celebrating his first big trade and she dumped him for some one flashier. He was there at a table with a bottle of champagne and two glasses. I felt sorry for him. He was cute, so this wasn’t a pity fuck. When I sat down, his eyes lit up. I saw the hole thing go down, but I played it cool. Didn’t want him thinking I was hitting on him out of pity. He poured me a glass of champagne. We hit the dance floor. As I was bumping and grinding against him, I felt a sizeable cock. I pushed him into a dark corner, pulled out his cock and started sucking on his neglected dick. I had my glass of champagne with me. I dipped his cock into my glass, so I could have a proper champagne toast. He couldn’t believe my cock sucking skills. I’m about twenty years his senior, but he didn’t mind. No boy minds an older woman with excellent oral skills polishing his nob.  We fucked in that dark corner too. We joked that the champagne was lube. I was super fucking wet, so no lube was necessary. But it was hot to pour expensive champagne over my big boobs while he licked it off. He told me this was the best day of his life. He made his first big trade, netting him a sizeable sum and he met a sexy millf. It was my lucky day too. I met a young stud who fucked me like I was the only woman in the world. I love meeting new people.

Phone Sex Number for Anal Sex

phone sex numberWhen you call my phone sex number, you get no taboo fun. I have never been the type of woman who worked well with limits. Not even my credit cards have limits. I love anal sex. Many women won’t even consider it. My daddy fucked my ass when I was a teen girl. He wanted to try anal and I wanted a new car to drive to high school. Turns out, I liked it up the ass. That means my sons are lucky to have an anal sex mommy. They never had to bribe a girl to give up her booty because mommy always gave up the ass. With my sons home for the holidays, we had an anal gang bang by the fire and tree last night. My sons tell me they have yet to find a woman who likes ass sex like mommy. I doubt they will. I can cum with a cock up my ass and no other stimulation. I think I have a G spot in my ass, because my ass squirts too when a big fat cock hits the right spot. My husband and daughter watched as my sons took turns ramming their young cocks up my back door. My youngest son started singing The Doors’ song, “I’m a Back Door Man,” as he nutted up my ass. After every boy made a deposit of cum up my ass, my daughter got into position to clean me up. She loves licking her brother’s cum out of my ass. I push it out like it is candy right into her mouth. It is great to have my family with me for the holidays. Anal sex with me will become your phone sex addiction because I cannot get enough ass sex. I don’t care how big the cock is either! The bigger the better.

Hottest Phone Sex for the Holidays

hottest phone sexThis is going to be the hottest phone sex Christmas ever. I am looking forward to talking to men on the holidays that love incest. I have been an incest slut since I was a school girl. My sex drive came early. When most of my friends were playing with Barbie dolls, I was sucking daddy’s dick. It is funny because most of my callers would love to have a young girl initiate sexual contact with them. My father is no longer with me, and my mother and siblings don’t talk to me because daddy left me everything making me a very wealthy woman. That was my plan all along. The way to a man’s money is through his cock. I am not the sugar baby age anymore, but I still get my man or girl. I married a man just like daddy. I didn’t need his money, but I did need his cock to get knocked up. His sons from his first wife, were just icing on the cake. I have a beautiful daughter and two sons from my husband and all of them, plus my step-sons are home for the holidays. That means lots of family group sex. I raised my offspring to take care of mommy’s needs, and trust me, I have a lot of needs, even in my 50s! My husband’s cock doesn’t work anymore, but he doesn’t mind that I enjoy our fuck trophies. Our sons and daughters are supposed to take care of us in old age, right? My daughter is taking care of me as I write this. It is amazing I can focus with her tongue going a million miles on my clit. She is a great cunt licker. I just love the holidays when my entire brood is back home to take care of me properly.

Taking It Slow

Hot PhonesexThere is something to be said about slowing it down.  Taking your time, engage in a long session of foreplay and kiss.  Kissing someone is one of the most intimate things you can do besides fucking someone in the ass that is.  That right there is more than likely the number one most intimate thing.  I want to feel your lips on mine, that slight pause before our mouths open to allow our tongues to intertwine.  Running our hands over each other, exploring each and every part of the other person. 

I have a lover who does just that.  We are not dating, he is not my boyfriend, we just crave each other once in awhile.  Most of the time my sex life is anything but vanilla, but with him, it is a whole experience, the fucking is secondary.   We do role play a lot though.  This last time I played the part of being stood up on a blind date and he was one of the bartenders.  Since he is a bartender, it worked out great!  The only thing was I was so dressed up that I was getting a lot of unwanted attention.  Other than that though it was fantastic.

The way he undressed me with care and tenderness.  Kissing his way around my body as my clothing fell to the floor.  I did the same to him.  We kissed deeply. slow and languid.  My clit started to throb, and he was getting harder and harder.  We played like that for at least two hours.  No oral sex, no penetration, no touching my pussy or his cock.  It was a huge, long, slow tease between the two of us. When we did get to the part where he laid me down on the bed, he took his time again, he was moving so slowly that my whole body was screaming for him to bring me to orgasm.  It didn’t take long, once I came he came a little while afterward.

You see a hard fuck against the wall, over a car hood, or in a bathroom at a club are amazing, but taking your time with someone? That can be just as good, or better!

Winter Wonderland

best phone sex linesMy cunt is so cold out here in this cabin all alone I’ve been waiting for you to come home and spoil me with your love. My heart beats for you and only you, you make me so happy everything that you do is fantastic I want you all the time I cannot help myself. Don’t you think that you are the most important guy in my life don’t you know how important that you really are, with you I feel like a star. I love you in extraordinary ways in fact in every single manner, the way that you touch my hair turns me on. And when we get nasty so very nasty I can’t help myself but get so in trapped in what you do to me I am your love slave, and I don’t want to be anything else you make me feel just like myself you let me be me. I’m stuck on you like glue I’m glued to you I wish that we could be together forever. I know that you sneak me away from your life your hectic schedule with your wife she’s so bothersome. Your wife doesn’t know you like I do she doesn’t love you like me how could she though she can’t even understand you the way that I can. You are the love of my life I don’t care that we’re cheating I love cheating with you. I want you to fuck me in my bald pussy make me feel like a slut that you just happened to enjoy. Don’t you ever go away I need you every single day whenever you visit it makes my heart beat so fast? I want always to be your cum slut I wish still to please your fantasies I want us to be secret lovers forever because I can’t go on without you. I love you baby, and it’s so right there’s not a lie about that in the world I love you I need you I want you I lust for you when you’re not here. You’ve got me hidden away for the weekend the things that we’ve already done our Epic but what we’re going to do is bound to be called legendary. I’m your summer bunny in your winter wonderland I want to care for you however that you please I’m your concubine your Damsel in Distress without you that’s me. Whenever you stick your colossal cock ride into my pussy, it drives me insane and makes me need you even more. Always gets Swept Away especially now that I’m at this cabin I feel like I am your number one and there’s not another for you. I don’t care about her she’s nothing to me, and she’s nothing to you it’s us together you and I the only ones that matter. Make love to my body make love to my soul give me all of you I can’t help it but love you. You are my winter wonderland, and I want to be your winter wonderland as well I love you.

Phone Sex Addiction

phone sex addictionHe told me I was his phone sex addiction. Since he has called me just about daily since I started, I believe him. He is like many of my callers. He has a secret he can’t tell his wife. His secret is that he is a closet sissy boy. He calls me because I know how to treat a sissy.  As a mature woman, I know about a lot of fetishes. I made my sissy boy go shopping last week. I sent him to Victoria Secret in another town, so he wouldn’t get busted by anyone he knows. He was instructed to sing a sissy song we wrote to the hottest woman working there and ask to try on bras. I know he did it too because he sent me the video footage. I couldn’t believe it. I thought he would puss out, but just the opposite. In a frilly dress, he pranced into Victoria Secret like he owned the place. He sang his little song and even recorded himself trying on various outfits for me. When he first called me, he was so shy. He could barely tell me what his phone sex fetish was. Now, he is going up to a hot chick in a lingerie store and asking to try on ladies’ undergarments. Sissies, panty boys, momma’s boys, cuckolds, black cock faggots, adult babies… all the fetish boys out there need a mature woman to help them own their kink. Can I help you too?

Bedtime Story by Evaline

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Once upon a time there lived the sweetest girl in the world.  Everyone in the village would smile when they saw her.  The women would tell her how pretty she was and wish her a good day.  The men would tell her how much they loved seeing her big tits bounce and how they would love to fuck her.  She would smile back and say, “Maybe someday.” Then skip away.  The men would sigh and wack off to the thought of being her first.  The ladies wouldn’t do anything because they weren’t Lesbians.

As the young girl grew, so did her tits.  Her ass started to fill out, her hips started to widen, and soon she was the curviest Lass in the Kingdom! Many men would beat off to the thought of what had to be the most perfect pussy ever beneath her dress.  They would also think of ways to catch her eye.  Her Father took to escorting her around the village as he knew all too well the magic spell her body could weave over men. 

One day, while her Father was working in the fields the King himself made his way through the village.  There were many men on horseback in front of his Royal Carriage.  She was picking flowers by the side of the road and stopped so she could pay the proper respect by curtsying as the King passed.  However, on this day, his carriage stopped right in front of her.  She wasn’t sure what to do.  He leaned out the window and asked her her name.  She told him.  He told her how beautiful she was, she blushed at his words. He told her that he would send someone for her in the morning, that she would now be part of his Court and would need to leave the village.

She ran to her Father to tell him the exciting news.  Her Father wasn’t as excited as she was.  He forbid it and told her that he would take care of it.  She was disappointed as she had always dreamed of being at Court with all the fine Ladies and Gentlemen, as all girls her age did.  She cried herself to sleep that night.  She awoke to a strange sound coming from the kitchen.  She made her way downstairs as quietly as a mouse.  As she peeked around the corner she saw her Father with the King’s man’s cock in his mouth.  He was sucking away, hard, then slow, this went on for a pretty long time until the King’s man pulled out and shot cum all over her father’s face.

Every day a new King’s man would come to the house to collect her, and every day her Father would turn into a cock whore and suck the man off.  She decided that something had to be done.  She waited until all were asleep and made her way to the road where she would wait until morning and stop the King’s man before he made his way to her home.  As the sun rose she heard the sound of  horses.  She stood up and watched as the King himself made his way down the road to her home.  He stopped when he saw her.

He asked her where her Father was.  She told him, he told her to come with him.  Her heart was racing, what if her Father was taken to be put in irons? She couldn’t live with herself if that happened, as he was only trying to protect his Daughter.  As they stopped in front of her humble home her Father came out of the door, the King turned and pushed the beautiful young girl off the horse.  She fell to the ground with a thud.  The King extended his hand to her Father as by now the stories of his dick sucking skills had become legend.  The girl watched as they rode away together.  Her Father turned to wave good-bye and she never saw him again.

News spread far and wide of the King’s new cock hungry member of the Court.  Now when she went into the village people would pretend they were sucking a huge dick when they walked by and would laugh.  Although her body was perfect nobody longed after her the way they once did.  She eventually became a serving wench at a sleazy road pub where she was paid coin to fuck and suck on anything and every thing that someone wanted. 

The moral of this story? There is none. It is just a story about a cock sucking Father and some dumb bitch who should of learned to suck and fuck long before the King showed up.