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Phone Sex Number for Kinky Fun

phone sex numberIf you like hairy milfs, save my phone sex number. I am a nasty freak. I was diagnosed as a sex addict when I was a schoolgirl. I have a high libido. I am in my 50s now, but my sex life has not slowed down at all. I am just as horny as I was when my mother took me to a shrink because I was masturbating non-stop. I was out at a bar last night. I was looking for some fun. I guess hump day is not a busy bar day. There were a few guys in the bar, but they were watching college basketball. I had to do something to get their attention. I got a beer bottle and started fucking my cunt with it while sitting in a corner booth. My legs were spread. I was naked. My sexy moaning noises got their attention. Soon, I had a captive audience. I was not sure how a hairy milf masturbating with a beer bottle would go over in this dive bar. I had to work for their attention, but once I had it, I had it. One of the men said, “We have something better than a beer bottle for you.” I licked my lips, pulled the bottle out of my cunt, licked it clean and waited for them to fuck the shit out of me. There were only 6 guys in the bar, but they all fucked this phone sex milf. They filled my hairy pussy up with cum. I closed the bar down with cock not beer. When they finally had to close the bar, I called an Uber and drove in the back of the car playing with my cum filled cunt. I fucked the Uber driver before slithering back into bed with my sleeping husband.  Hump day was a success.

He cried so hard

kinky phone sexMy son cried so hard last night, honestly it was real fucking annoying! I needed to get high as fuck and the only way that was gonna happen is if I let my dealer fuck my son’s tender little ass. My son didn’t want to do that but honestly that was really not my fucking problem at all. I held him down and spread his lil ass cheeks open and my dealer shoved a huge fucking cock up in that little boycunt and my son screamed like a little bitch. I had to put a gag on him to shut him the fuck up but I got what I wanted. He got his ass torn open for a few hours and mommy got high as fuck so as far as I’m concerned it was a good night. My son might have a different opinion but he better stuff it cus he is coming back tonight to get some more of that sweet ass!

Fucking the Furverts

Kinky Phone SexAbout every six months or so I come into the office and there is a nice size bonus check sitting on my desk with a cute little animal drawing in the memo. I know what that means. I work with a bunch of furverts. If you don’t know that slang, it refers to a bunch of fur fetish loving partners. So, I go to the storage closet and there is always a different animal costume waiting for me. Today it was some type of lion or tiger, but they always have holes that correspond with my sweet holes. I slip it on with nothing underneath so that my holes can be easily accessible to my fur loving friends. I walk out to the conference room and they are all waiting. I can basically see the bulges in their pants. I do a little animal type dancing and get down to it. I strip them and then I start giving them their fantasies. I climb between their legs and take their cocks right in my fuzzy little mouth, pawing at their thighs as I go. I let them lift my tail and stick their rock-hard cocks in me and fuck me like an animal, humping my back and grabbing my neck tightly. Sometimes they request I use a strap on that resembles an animals red rocket. They like me to stick it right in their tight little assholes and fuck them while my paws grasp their backs and I make animal noises. This day I roared like a lion as I fucked him. It is exhausting fucking in that suit, but the big bonus and the 4-day weekend gives me plenty of time to recuperate.

Discreet Phone Sex, Trust Me

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Discreet phone sex comes naturally for me. I have been married for decades. I have been a slut longer. It is not that my husband doesn’t know me. He knows that I am a whore. I just have some whore rules. Not that I have always followed the rules. I am sure you can guess that I am a rule breaker. That is no shocker. First rule I broke was fucking my stepsons. Second rule I broke was fucking our sons. Third rule I broke was slutting our daughter out to my hung lovers. The last rule I broke was fucking his associates at work. I always kept the discreet rule though. That had less to do with my husband’s reputation and more to do with self-preservation. Mey husband doesn’t mind me having lovers but my lovers’ wives do. I am discreet so some angry bitch faced wife doesn’t come after me. I am scrappy but I am a lover not a fighter. I have this new married lover. He is my age, which is rare. I like younger men. The funny thing is that his wife is half my age. He has a trophy wife and he is banging an old phone sex whore. She put a GPS on his car and started banging on the door while we were fucking on my couch yesterday. She started yelling outside. I have neighbors. I was trying to not make a scene, so I had him get her inside. I thought the bitch was going to fly into a rage. The joke was on me. She wanted some hairy milf pussy. She had been tracking him for weeks not to catch him in the act but because she wanted to have a threesome with her husband and a hot older woman. She called me mommy as she licked my pussy and her husband fucked her ass. Not the first time I have been called mommy while fucking. If I had known his hot young wife wanted some milf pussy, I would have skipped over him and gone straight to her. She is a way better lover.

The Kinkier the Better

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I love it when I get calls for extreme kinky phone sex. I know that kinky is a very subjective word and it means something a little different to everyone. But I want to talk to the guys out there who are insanely kinky. It would make me happy to hear about all the really taboo things that would offend most people but turns you on. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. But even if you don’t have taboo kinky fantasies, I’d still love to talk to you. Kink is kink and I really love hearing about the things that get you going.
Maybe your kink is bondage and you want to have a submissive girl to bind up so she has no choice but to do whatever you want her to. Ohhh or maybe your kink is being a cuckold husband and you want to see your wife getting banged by BBC. Or maybe your kink is getting all dressed up and feminized and then getting fucked by a big fat cock. It doesn’t matter what you want, I’m ready to take you there. All you have to do is pick up the phone and give me a call!

Getting Kinky with the Accountant

Kinky Phone SexOur accountant stopped by the office today to gather up all our receipts and documents to prepare our payroll. We are notoriously awful and keeping records and I could hear him in the office cussing and rummaging through papers. He started screaming orders and demanding all kinds of stuff. As the partners scurried around trying to find what he needed, one of them came to me and asked if I might be able to take the edge off a little. I just laughed and I started taking off my clothes. He can never resist a naked Noreen. LOL Once I was completely naked, I walked into the office and shut the door, walked over to him, bent down to loosen his pants and pulled out that cock. I gave him a few licks to get things going and then when he was nice and hard, I took that thing deep in my mouth while I cusp his balls with my hand. He started to moan, and I pushed all the papers off the desk and laid on my back. He stepped out of his pants, spread my legs and stuck his dick deep inside my pussy. He was pounding so hard and so fast that I was getting a friction burn on my nice ass. LOL. He grabbed my nipple and started to squeeze it before finally releasing his load deep inside my nice, bald pussy. He then put his head between my legs and started licking my clit and taking all his cum from my pussy onto his tongue. That was so hot that this old broad didn’t last to long and I squirted right on his face. He smiled, wiped his mouth and asked for a glass of water as he started gathering up the papers again. This time around he was much calmer.

Daddy phone sex

Daddy phone sex

It’s no secret that I like to fuck my daddy. I have been fucking my daddy since I was a youngin’.  I always took daddy’s hard massive black cock like a big girl. Now that I am older it seems like my pussy yearns to have daddy deep inside of me. Sometimes daddy gets a hotel and we role play. He likes me to act like I am very young again. As if he is sneaking into my room while mom is asleep. I wear these pajamas with teddy bear prints. I lay in the bed and he pretends he is sneaking in the bed with me. He starts to fondle my hard brown colored nipples. Then he slips his hands down my pants and slides his fingers into my cunny. I act like I am waking up and ask daddy what he is doing. He says me and you are playing a game and you should not tell anyone. It is a game about making daddy happy. I love roleplaying with my daddy. We always end the night cuming so hard. We both pass out in our own juices.

Benefits of Being a Phone Sex Milf

phone sex milfI enjoy being a phone sex milf. So many men love talking to an experienced and mature woman. I recently made a new friend. My neighbors are elderly. Their grandson checks in on them often, almost daily. My husband and I help them out too as much as we can. The grandson is 25 and a hunk. He was recruited out of high school for the Yankees. He played several years before an injury ended his career. He coaches now, but he is very handsome and fit. I often miss him when he stops by but I caught him last night. I went over to say hello and see how his grandparents were weathering the cold New York winter. I had on a tight spandex dress with no bra. No panties either but he would only know that if I bent over in front of him. My big tits caught his attention, however, because I saw him shift his pants. That is a move all guys do to try to hide the boner in their pants. I told him to come over before he headed back home. I was not sure if he would or not.  I was silly to doubt myself I guess. He was unzipping his pants as he walked into my house. I pulled up my dress showing off my bare ass and hairy pussy. I led him to the kitchen where I leaned over the island so he could take me from behind. Damn, he had a baseball bat for a cock. Hard as wood and as long as a bat. The weather was getting bad, so he couldn’t stay long. He stayed long enough to make this phone sex whore very happy. My pussy was dripping with his seed the rest of the night. I love making new friends.

Come get these little brats

kinky phone sexMan come get these little fucking brats cus they are on my last damn nerve today! I am fucking sober which I hate I want to be high but I am broke as fuck and these little demons are acting crazy and I am about to snap. I need a man that wants to get me fucked up and then help me punish my little demon spawn with their big dick. I want you to fuck all their tight little fuck holes until they are screaming in pain. I want you to use them and beat them and just be as mean as you fucking can be, that will really teach the little shits how to fucking behave right? Get as rough as you want, I don’t even care if you break a bone or two just make these little fucking brats behave before I love my damn mind!

His Foot Fetish Was Hot

Fetish Phone SexI have this friend Jan that I have known for many years. Like me she is an older gal with no young ones or partner at home, but she still likes to have fun. We go down to the bar at the corner and have become somewhat regulars. It is an older crowd with the occasional youngster venturing in. Last week we were there sitting at the bar when this sweet looking young fellow sat down beside us. We chatted and knocked down a few rounds and a lot of shots. We were all feeling pretty good. The conversation took a sexual turn and he mentioned how he had this incredible foot fetish. Said he couldn’t really get hard without it. That puzzled us but we were intrigued. Closing time rolled around and we invited him to come back to my place to continue partying. As we walked back to my house, we kept asking about this foot thing. He told us he liked to have a girl lay on top of him and another rub his cock with her feet. We are two horny gals and thought we had done just about everything sexual there was, but never this. We told him that we were down for this fetish of his. He undressed and laid on his back. Might I add that his cock was impressive too. Jan laid on top of him with her back on his chest. His dick was rock hard. I rubbed his cock with my feet while he grabbed Jan’s breast and squeezed her nipples. He then wanted me to take one of my feet and rub Jan’s clit. She started moaning as my toes caressed her pussy. I am not going to lie this was extremely hot and my pussy was getting wet. I laid there, rubbing his dick and Jan’s clit as he squeezed her nipples. He started to cum and Jan squirted about 6 inches, leaving her juices all over, mixed with his. I was so horny by now; I rubbed his cock with my feet again until it was hard and then hopped on and rode that young stud until I climaxed.