This Clown Needs An Enema

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If you don’t want to get shit on after you gape your guy you gotta be sure to give your open minded man a warm, soapy enema before you start banging his butt.  Not only will it save you a lot of post dumper pumping cleanup but he will appreciate the extra attention you give his horny swamp hole before you start really putting it to him.

The trick is getting the hose really far up in there.  I like to push it in my man’s ready rectum so far that the lip of the squishy bag pops in past his tight rim.  Once his ass has a good grip on it, I squeeze the bag hard so all of that warm water gushes out and shoots deep inside of his colon, cleansing it for his impending anal assault. 

After he squirts out every drop of that shit filled sphincter stew, I don’t waste any time, or lube, and spit on my strapped-on anaconda before I jam it hard into his ass pussy just like he does to me.  I like to fuck him until he tells me he’s had enough a few times, I totally get why he likes to hear that so much.

Draining a dude’s balls is always a great time, but fucking him in the ass when you do it really switches up the power dynamic.  Telling him you won’t plow his filthy hole until you clean it out shows him who’s boss before the real fun ever starts.

 

Doctor Dickson Licked My Clit

hot phonesex“Lay me back on the table, Doctor! I need an exam! Oh fuck!” I squealed as he ripped me up into the stirrups and pushed me back. Doctor Dickson had a huge boner in his pants, and I wanted that fat cock to rock my fucking world into next week. He started, without a word, rubbing at my sensitive little clitty and making sure I was getting nice and wet in my nasty little honey hole. I couldn’t help but moan even though he told me to shut my fucking mouth. When he slid a finger inside of me and started tapping out along my G spot I thought I was going to explode! It felt like I was going to pee myself all over, but he wasn’t stopping. A thing and forefinger pinching and rolling my clitty while a forefinger and middle finger rubbed and caressed at my G spot. I was in the part of Heaven I’d never heard of before! It was maybe three minutes of me writhing in that ecstasy before I squirted all over. He seemed delighted, and didn’t stop when I gushed which just made it worse. Suddenly my pleasure was too much and I couldn’t take it! I needed him to stop! But oh fuck, he wouldn’t! I was going to be his fuck dolly for as long as he wanted.

Phone Sex Humiliation For Perverts

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If you crave Phone sex humiliation for your desires of little butt holes, then I’m your pervert mama. My little son and his brother are sweet fuck meat for those pervert faggot cocks. I know you are twitching at that thought. Boys are naughty and pervert men are naughtiest. What would you do with tight puckered boy butts? And those hairless pee-pees?

I would just parade my little girls and boys in the room for you if you have no preference. After all most perverts have no preference on sex of the little brats. Some prefer boys and sucking those little penises and squeezing those little balls. But when it comes to little one’s butt holes they are all the same. My brat pack have bubble butts and sweet puckered starfishes for the playing. I love to coax you to fondle them and then tease and humiliate you.

The other day I had a pervert daddy from an online ad come over. I was posting an ad that Mama needs a Daddy to discipline her pack. This p-daddy had a great time disciplining them. He required the boys and girls to dress in panties, frilly panties, and nothing more. He enjoyed putting each one over his lap and pulling the panties down and spanking them. His erect penis required attention after that. The littles did not disappoint.

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Sweet as candy

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Daddy loves that I have gone the shaving route. It reminds him of when I was his sweet innocent little girl. Now I am grown, but my twat looks the same to him.

My daddy enjoys my bald shaved pussy and spends hours between my legs. I’m always looking forward to a nice lick that will ultimately get my cunt drenched with my pussy juices mixed with his slippery tongue. Daddy loves that I taste like candy down below.

I’m always trying to run from him, but I can’t help but land right back to his trap. Daddy sure does know how to make me addicted to his treatment. A nice tongue fuck is excellent too, and I keep that nicely shaved as well.

 

Dimestore Dennis Loves My Pussy

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A lot of people think that my guy Dennis is a cheap piece of shit, but that fucker is frugal for a reason.  He saves every penny so that I can verbally stroke his unsatisfied monster of a cock!

We’re talking about a guy who went to the dollar store on Valentine’s Day to get something for his stupid boring wife, but once he got inside he decided that dollar would be better spent on me so he went home and told her that her present must have gotten lost in the mail.  Then he gave me a call and I orally wanked his cock in ways that made him so happy he decided to throw all of his extra mula my way!

So he’s been scrimping and saving, finding bargains to get by in his everyday life so all his spare coinage can be spent on me.   He’s such a penny pincher that now everyone calls him Dimestore Dennis.  He won’t get cheese on his burger because he’s saving his cheese money for my sweet breathy voice in his ear telling him what a dumb cunt his wife is and how wet my hot little hole is.  Obviously it’s more important to him to supersize his dick instead of his Mickey D’s!

Dennis may be poor when it comes to cheese and presents for his bitch wife but to me he is super rich with loads of hot, frothy cum.

 

Pissing phone sex games

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Pissing momma knows what kind of phone sex games you love! Mommy pissing on command as you fuck my mouth and have my little sissy boy drink it up. Fresh from my cunt goes that golden nectar of mommy.  I love how you need to make my little lolita watch as you have my sissy son drink up mommies pee-pee! I know you want to drink up her little cunny as I am choking and gagging almost to the point of vomiting on your fat p-man pervert cock! And to think if i hadn’t been hooking on Pleasure Pier I wouldn’t have met you tonight! Now, I have a man who can be as fuck nasty as I am with my littles and my pee! You let me breathe enough to hit my glass dick and get a nice fat hit. But in those few seconds my son replaces my mouth on your cock and allows me to masturbate as I tell you to assault my daughters cunny next! I need to se ethat long and fat cock deep in my offsprings fuck holes, just don’t forget to fuck your piss whore pervert mommy!

Your phone sex milf with no limits and no conscious for our dirty playtime!

On Call Sugar Baby

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Calling me for Mistress phone sex is one of your favorite pastimes isn’t it, loser? You’re one of the ones who hasn’t run out of money yet, so you haven’t had to resort to any extreme measures to come up with a way to take care of me. But eventually, your bank account will dry up and then you’re going to scramble to find ways to buy my attention. Because you know as well as I do that if you stop paying me, I’m going to drop you so fast your head will spin. My time is very, very valuable.

It’s so funny when losers like you try to talk me into believing that you’re someone I’d be interested in without you giving me your hard-earned cash. And even when you DO pay me, all I’m going to do is spend the time reminding you how you’ll never be good enough for me. Sure, you’ll be allowed to play with me if you keep me happy, but it’s not because you turn me on. Your money is what makes my pussy wet. I know you already know that, but I love reminding you of that fact. 

The Doctors Pussy Exam

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Sometimes my cunt is just so thirsty I have to find some hard cock anywhere I can, even at my doctors appointment! I had just gone in for a checkup with my sexy male OBGYN, I took off my clothes and waited for the exam to begin but as soon as I saw the hot doctor my pussy started getting wet. As he touched my breasts and examined my twat I could feel my cunt throbbing. He stuck his fingers inside me, accidentally flicking my clit a little I nearly came right then, I think he could tell I was horny as he didn’t stop sliding his fingers in and out of my cunt. Next thing I knew he stood up and unzipped his pants, I was surprised at his boldness but delighted to spread my legs even wider for him to see how wet my cunt was. When he slid his thick cock Inside me, I felt his hand cover my mouth.. I came hard all over his dick as he fucked me right there on the exam table while! It wasn’t long before my cunt was full of his cum and I was given a clean bill of health from one very hot doctor!

Hottest Phone Sex Masturbation

hottest phone sexThe hottest phone sex requires a sexy MILF. At least in my horny opinion. We had some nasty weather last week. Lots of rain and ice. No one was in Central Park really. I was horny one day and all alone. I had been talking dirty on the phone and sharing masturbation stories. I love to play with my hairy cunt on calls. I have a variety of toys to use. I have some for ass and my pussy. I got off a call and realized my bedroom curtains were wide open. There is maybe 5 feet in between our brownstones so that meant the neighbor boy could see me bouncing on my big purple suction cup dildo. The window was shut, or he would have heard my phone sex call too. I was okay with him seeing me even though he is just a home school boy. He has seen me before. I love to give him shows. That day, however, I invited him over. I was just too horny to leave it at mutual masturbation. His parents are both like celebrity attorneys who deal with pro-athletes and some entertainers. Super rich and never home, means a young boy left to his own devices too often. He was happy to run over and bang the hot milf next door. His dick was even bigger than I thought once I saw him close up. I went down on my knees quickly. I jacked his cock a little bit before I put it in my mouth. I had to stop sucking him because he was leaking like a bad faucet. I wanted to edge him so I would get more than three pumps in my warm hairy pussy. He appreciated the help. I edged him for about 30 minutes. Anything longer would have felt like cruel punishment. When he did slide his long hard young dick in my mature pussy, it was a heavenly fuck. One I needed desperately. Based on the load he left in my cunt, he needed it as badly as me.

T&A For Days

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The kind of guys that are usually into me are the type who love to shoot their fat loads all over big tits and asses and, man oh man, do I have just the kind of tempting targets they’re after.  My mama always told me my body was going to give me everything I need to get through life, she knew what she passed down to me.  Big titties and bouncy butts run in my family and we all know exactly what to do with them…  Use them to make men happy by covering them in thick, rich cock cream!

I love having all of my horny holes banged and battered until I can’t breathe, it makes me feel like a real woman.  Taking a giant piece of man meat and making it feel like the premium peen it is fills me with the warmest feelings and, sometimes, the hottest cum.  But I can’t get enough of that love lotion all over my ginormous jugs and rockin’ rear, being smothered in slippery fuck snake spit makes me happier than any flowers or jewelry ever could.

I know what my best assets are and I’m not afraid to use them, especially if they’re going to make you as happy as your delicious dick juice makes me.  My tits and ass are ready for more.