Category: Discreet phone sex

July fourth fun

bald shaved pussyThis naughty nanny scored some brownie points that for sure. One of the couples that I nanny for had help out with the tots for the July 4th get together. I knew what I wanted I was focused on that raise and I knew a blowy out in the backyard would have my boss willing to shell out. I put the ankle biters to sleep a little benadryl cocktail and they were knocked out cold. It was barely 7pm but everyone was buzzed. I got my boss to shy away from his party guest and brought him way out back where no onlookers could see I got him to drop his pants I wanted to show him what my mouth could do. I got to playing with my bald shaved pussy and rubbing it and by the sight of me being naughty his cock was twitching hard. I got him to cum and I swallowed like a good slut and even showed him. I didn’t have to wait for that raise I got it instantly.

Sloppy head

Hottest phone sexI’m in such a horny fuckin mood, I wanna get nasty as hell while we have the hottest phone sex. The craving I have for throbbing cock is unable to ever be suppressed, I am that obsessed! My slutty mouth is gonna give you head that’s so fuckin sloppy, it’ll have your socks soaking wet! Bend me over and flip me upside down so that we can sixty-nine one another. Suck on my clit while I choke on that big ass cock baby. I love how flexible I am because I am able to give a blowjob and a footjob both at the same time! Pound my throat baby, make my tonsils go numb from taking that long dick like a pro. It feels good to be able to suck you up every single day and bounce on your shaft until we both orgasm. This mouth and pussy are yours baby, do with them as you please!

bald shaved pussy for my birkin

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I love extra cash and gifts. I love the luxurious things in life. When my boss promised me a Birkin bag in exchange for my bald shaved pussy you know, I couldn’t say no. Birky’s run anywhere from ten grand and up. I was ecstatic and I was busting my tight twat for him. Every time I would send him sext while he was busy at work he would give me a bonus. I liked that I was taking care of his tots and being so fake with his Stepford wife. I would get done putting the ankle biters to bed, and I would snap myself for him. No matter what I was doing, I kept him happy with naughty shots. When he got home, and his wife and tots were out, we would go at it for hours. He fucked me in the bed the and the shower the jacuzzi and every square foot of the house. I didn’t wait long for my custom hot pink Birkin bag. 🙂

Electro Slut Mommy

tight shaved pussyThis Tight Shaved Pussy is up for some electro slut play tonight. You have gotten me so high that I am offering my girl and my boy to you as payment for another line or hit.  My sissy boy has been sucking you and licking your ass all night. You have a surprise for me and you pull out the electric toys. You have my daughter plug in the stick and zap my pussy a few times making me piss my self. She might be sweet-faced but she loves hurting mommy. Maybe I should stop selling her little cunny to the local drug dealers and perverts.  My pussy is zapped again and my pussy is wetter than I ever had been in my life. My daughter puts the probe deep in my ass and lets another zap as I buck my ass back on to it. You demand the probe be left on my ass as you put both my bebes mouths on your dicks and balls. You are now making me control the electricity flowing into my pussy and ass. I am your submissive phone sex whore mommy that has many naughty stories for you. 

I want to love you

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Sometimes I get so lonely and I need someone anyone, I mean I don’t feel so pretty all the time my low self-esteem makes me do some things that are really risque dirty and nasty. Tonight is one of those nights when I just want to be loved on and lied to I can’t help myself I’m so weak for big hard fat dick I want it so bad. I want somebody to love me and make crazy wild raw sex love to me. I’m such a horny girl tonight I think I’m just about willing to do anything including lick your asshole and suck your dick to the balls. My friends all call me a fucking silly whore when I get like this, but I can’t help myself I am like this so they can call me whatever they want I’ll be it but I definitely am going to get me some hard cock all in my hot wet cunt tonight. I don’t care what the guy looks like he could be a creep if he wants to I don’t give a damn I just want to be a nasty little fucking slut I just want to be taken over by a hard body crazy fucking man. I wonder is that mother fucker that country boy that Bruiser out there Ready to Mow me down.

 

Phone Sex Hotline for Perverts

phone sex hotlineI have a phone sex hotline for perverts. I only want to talk to dirty perverts. I don’t have a vanilla bone in my body. I don’t want one either. I don’t let things like dna or age prevent me from fucking.  One of my stepsons paid me a surprise visit last night. I raised him and his brother since they were little boys. They call me mommy. I even legally adopted them. I also molested them about the time they started to talk in full sentences. My husband and I had not started expanding the family yet. They gave me the desire to have more little ones.  Twenty some years later and those boys still want me. Carl is married now, but his wife is a good girl. I am anything but. I am sure he loves her, but why would you marry a woman who doesn’t like a creamy facial or a cock up her ass? I asked him that and he responded, “Because few women are like you mommy.” That is true, but you can still find a nasty freak in the bedroom. I am not the only one around. He needed a ball draining like only I can give him. Not only can I deepthroat a cock, I am not afraid to put my finger up an ass to drain all the cum out. I have been giving prostate exams since I was a school girl. My daddy loved a good ball draining. No, it doesn’t make you gay to get a finger up your asshole. It makes you smart. When getting head and a prostate massage at the same time, your balls will be drained completely. You will get the best sleep of your life too. I miss having my boys around. Being a phone sex milf helps, but there is nothing like fingering your son’s ass and sucking his cock at the same time.

Tell Me How To Fuck My Sweet Pussy

How To Phone SexEven though I am a phone sex whore, sometimes it is nice to have a horny ass man with demented fantasies tell me how to phone bone. I love laying with my favorite toy and going in public or where ever and hearing you tell me how to play with my little bean and sweet pussy lips. I want to hear about what you want that you aren’t getting and I love real nasty shit and real raunchy. I am rubbing my pussy right now as I wait for men to call me and squeeze that cock through your hand.I want you to hear my slippery bald, tight cunt as I fuck my tight hole. I want your face buried in between my legs like it’s a gourmet meal.Lick your tongue from my pink hole to my asshole and slurp it up.

Addicted To Getting You Off

Phone Sex AddictionUgh I had to go on vacation with my family so lame. I needed to get back home to phone bone sexy men, I have this addiction I can’t explain. I was sneaking out and in public rubbing my pussy and thinking about all the men I have heard cum while I fuck myself. And I keep thinking about how guys would tear this pussy up. I love lying on my bed spitting on my fingers and fucking myself. I miss hearing from my nasty “P” daddies and indulging in those fantasies of yours while your jackhammer that hard prick. Please don’t make me wait anymore I will even wear little pigtails for you during our session. I am waiting just for you so call me with that loaded ball sack.

Orgy Fantasies Cum True

orgy fantasiesDo you have orgy fantasies? I don’t have just fantasies. I have experience! I was out slutting around town last night and ended up at a strip club with a guy. I was horny as fuck. We met in a cab and he convinced me to go to the strip club with him, so I did. The girls on stage were all giggly 20 somethings with fake boobs and bald pussies. When they announced it was amateur night, I put my name in the mix. I was the oldest broad in the place. The only other women in the club besides the strippers were a few college coeds hoping to win rent money and the partners of horny men. The coeds gave me a look like I was no competition for them. I have been cock teasing men since they have been alive, so I didn’t let them get in my head. I knew I had at least one fan in the club. I asked the DJ if he had any old school Aerosmith. He was happy to play Dream On for me. I was wearing sexy lingerie under my micro black mini dress and of course I was wearing fuck me pumps. I went last, but I was confident. I am a 50 something year old trophy wife with a stripper soul. I dirty danced my ass off. I worked the pole like a seasoned stripper. I was down on the ground gyrating like a cat in heat. I am a cat. I am a cougar. The cab guy got on the stage with me like he was Patrick Swayze . The crowd was going crazy. I had this contest in the bag. I was crowned the winner. I didn’t need the money, so I divided it up and gave it to the other girls competing. I just did it to prove I am just as hot as a young stripper. I left the club with a few other men and a couple couples and went home and had group sex with a few of my fans. Don’t need to be a coed to go wild.

Ranch Sex Party

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I have a ranch party to go to that my sister and her dirty boyfriend invited me to. My sisters boyfriend is always looking at me. One time I caught him being a fucking nasty pervert he was lurking by the pool where I was tanning he hid behind a trash bin and started ripping at his dick while watching me. When I noticed what he was doing it I decided to tease him. I took my top off and let the sun bath on my erect nipples as I knew it was driving him wild. Anyway, this ranch party that I was invited to I hear is going to be a sex fiesta. My sister told me to dress in sexy lingerie, she said it was going to be beyond belief. My cum guzzling slut of a sister said we were going to fuck and suck like lot lizard whores from hell. The guys at this party are going to love my beautiful tits and ass and I can see the cum spraying all over my lovely face. I can’t wait.