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Phone sex piss slut Elizabeth reporting for duty!

Phone sexPhone sex piss slut Elizabeth reporting for duty! I know what men think about when they see a nice wet pair of panties like these. You see that soaking wet metal on the piss dripping through and your fucking dick gets so hard thinking about my pissy pussy. Let me tell you a little secret.

 I enjoy urinating in public places as well. Just last Sunday I was picking my daughter up from Sunday school and I had been holding my urine for way too long. My bladder was about to burst and the pastor was just finishing up the sermon. I just lifted my dress a little bit away from my ass and squatted to the edge of that pew and let out a nice tinkle. 

Phone sex Piss whore Elizabeth Loves being wet for you! 

Big tits and asses of piss queens are what you need! And you know why because that pungent smell a piss held for so long just makes your dick twitch and ache! Well, this so happened that there was a prominent member of the church who walked down the aisle.

Just as I was sliding backward in the pew. He saw the puddle reach down put his fingers in it and sniffed deeply. No, I don’t know if he knew that it was from my urethra or not. But I do know that his eyes rolled back in his head and he smiled a wicked grin. 

I pretended to be embarrassed and bowed my head but he just slipped because hymnal and his number was tucked between the pages.

Immediately after services, I texted an apology offering up money for cleaning! But what he wanted was an explanation for disgracing the holy church. I was to report to the assistant director’s office on Monday morning. This turns into a personal pissing pussy session while he jacks off. And I would love to relive our dirty day for you. How about a toilet sex Phone sex chat this morning? 

Phone Perverts Paradise for Christmas and You Are Welcum to Join

phone perverts paradiseWelcum to my phone perverts paradise. Anything goes with me. And I am horny all the time. My stepson snapped this picture of me last night. We were being silly as you can see. I came home from a boring Christmas party with my husband. And when I arrived home, he was there to surprise us. Although he is not my biological son, I raised him with my husband. He feels like a real son to me. And he fucks like a real son too.

My husband saw the look on my face when I saw the boy on the couch waiting for us. He used the time waiting for our return to put my dog in silly Christmas outfits. But he is a good pup. He never minds the silly garb. My stepson hugged me before his father and would not let go. I guess that was my husband’s cue to give his wife and his son some privacy.

I Love The Holidays with My Hung Stepsons

However, we did not need privacy. We enjoy fucking in front of an audience. This phone sex whore has no secrets. I went down on him in the living room with the blinds up. We both hoped someone would walk by and enjoy the show. How could they not enjoy the show?  Look at me. I am a hot milf. And I fuck men a quarter of my age sometimes. My hairy pussy brings all the young studs to my yard.

However, my stepson knows how to ravage a cunt too. He is the only one in my family who can make me squirt with a few finger thrusts and a couple nibbles on my clit. I coated his face a few times over. But he coated my face and my tits a few times over too. I milked his cock dry like a good mommy whore.

Eventually, my husband came down to catch the tail end of our fun. But he will have plenty of time to watch me be a good whore with his sons. The youngest boy is here for a few weeks. And his brother will visit next week giving this phone sex milf a few weeks with his cock too. Oh, how I love the holidays.

Big Tits and Asses Bring All the Young Boys to a MILF’s Bed

big tits and assesMany men love women with big tits and asses. I have both. And I am natural too. My oldest son tells me I have that mom bod younger guys crave. The kind of body that makes them reminisce about mommy. Plus, women with big tits and big asses often sport hairy pussies like me. I am a triple threat of sort. Big natural boobs, a round booty and a hairy pussy. 

 Although schools are not out yet for the Christmas break, I can always find some truant boys at the skate park. I woke up horny Friday. No one was around to take care of me. As Christmas gets closer, I will have more family with me, but right now, it is just me and my husband. And I can go to the park and pick up a young stud and fuck him faster than my husband’s Viagra takes to work. And that is just what I did. 

 It did not take me long to find a young stud down to fuck a curvy phone sex milf. He approached me. He had young bad boy written all over him. As Taylor Swift sings, he looked like my next bad decision. But no young boy with a hard cock is a mistake in my mind. This boy possessed a swagger. The kind of swagger that comes with a big cock. I could not wait to see his cock, so I went down on him in the park. It never hurts to be certain before you take a boy for a test drive. 

 MILF Sluts Need Those Teenage Cocks 

 And yes, he was well-endowed and likely still growing. I brought him home with me. By the time we walked back to my house, his cock was hard again. Two erections before my husband could have even one. I am lucky that my husband never minds me fucking a hot young stud. He knows I am not leaving him for a teenager. However, his jealous side shows when I fuck men my age or older. But a young stud, he pulls up a chair and watches his wife do her thing. 

 That young boy knew his way around a hairy pussy too. My husband tugged on his cock trying to get it hard. But no luck. It had not been 4 hours yet. My young stud came in my hairy pussy and my ass too. The boy gave this milf phone sex whore quite the ride. He came 4 times before my husband’s dick even started to twitch. This is why I love teenage boys. 

Phone Sex Addiction for Hairy Pussies That Remind Men of Mom

phone sex addictionMy hairy pussy might become your next phone sex addiction. Although I experimented with the shaved pussy look, I prefer hair on my cunt. And so does my family and most of my lovers. You might be wondering why. It is because a hairy pussy remains men of a certain age of their mothers. Any mother before 2000, likely had a hairy pussy when her teenage son started jacking off.

My husband might be older than me, but even he finds himself addicted to my hairy snatch. According to him, my pussy reminds him of his mother’s cunt. And he obsessed over fucking his mother. Never happened, but it is the reason he never minded me fucking his sons from his first marriage or our sons. Although my husband is almost 20 years older than me, a little blue pill or watching his phone sex whore wife in action gets his cock hard.

He wanted to watch me fuck a young, hung black man the other day. And I said why not? If my husband feels frisky, I will do what I can to take advantage of it. I put on some tight jeans, and a tighter sweater and went to the park. Black dudes I find the easiest to bring home. Oh, and teenage boys appear easy to seduce also.

Cum on My Hairy Muff So My Husband Can Lick it Clean

I told this handsome black stud that my husband would be watching, and I think that made him want to fuck me more. Some men love to shame a husband while they fuck their wives. And this random stranger not only fucked the shit out of me, but he made fun of my old husband’s broke down cock. My husband acted like the director of a cuckold porn staring his phone sex slut wife. He told my black lover to cum on my hairy cunt.

My husband loves the look of jizz on my hairy cunt. I laid there playing with the cum chunks in my hairy muff when my husband crawled over to clean me up. Watching this old white man eat his cum off my hairy snatch made my black lover hard again. However, this time, he fucked my husband’s ass. And they both loved it. So, did I.

Phone Sex Hotline Open on the Holidays for Family Fun

phone sex hotlineMy phone sex hotline is open on holidays too. Although I have a house full of family, I plan on working a few hours today because I cannot stay away from men when they need me most. And the holidays often bring on the family fantasies. Some men experienced real family fun and need to talk about it. Others just fantasize about family. But either way, the holidays mean you see family or think about family, and I want to be here for that.

I enjoy talking to men who fuck their family because I fuck my family too. For me, it started when I seduced my daddy as a young schoolgirl. And it continued when I got married to an older man with two teen sons I helped raise. I played with those boys first. Then when I gave birth to two boys and a daughter, I played with them too eventually. So, I enjoy talking about family fun on my phone sex line.

Holidays are About Kinky Family Time

As I write this, my daughter is trying to distract me by finger banging my hairy muff. She loves her mommy’s pussy as much as her brothers do. Maybe even more. My coed daughter and I are as close as two people can get. She brought home her college boyfriend for the Thanksgiving break. And of course, I fuck him too. If you date my daughter, you date her sexy mommy too. I love sharing. Sharing is caring.

Although my stepsons and one of my sons are married, they always have time for me. I guess the boys heard me moaning and thought I was masturbating. Well, sort of. My daughter was the one masturbating me. I had to stop writing for an hour or so because my family needed me more than you guys.

They needed my tight holes. I ate my daughter’s pussy while one son fucked my ass, and a stepson fucked my cunt. And a phone sex milf knows how to multitask, so I jacked off my other son and stepson. We all came together. Now, I will get back to taking care of you guys.

Tight shaved pussy is tastier than your wifes turkey!

Tight shaved pussy

Tight shaved pussy is tastier than your wife’s turkey! WHo wants dried-up lips of poultry when I am always wet for any roleplay! P-pervert momma is always juicy and ready for your meat thermometer to be shoved so deep inside of me and my chics too. What can I say taboo is just what I love to do with you! I understand your mind this time of year, all the family get-togethers cute teens and more have you wanting a thrill. Your wife slaved over the meal and all you want is a helping of baby girl (or boy) pudding pie.  Let me be your dessert and I promise you’ll leave with a satisfied sweet tooth. Come over and let’s get naughty as fuck this seaon of perversion!

Tight shaved pussy after your wifes dry “Turkey”

Or is it your mommy who is setting the table for your incest desires? Mommy who should have gave in eons ago to your growing young penis. Your sisters are becoming mommies too now and i bet that has you in a state of distress. Never fear, your secrets are safe with this incest momma. 

Here at Phone perverts Paradise we know that you deserve to celebrate your own way! ANy subject is okay with me and a little secret si I love it dirty. I know where you will be going in your spank bank this time of year. That private social media that follows teen preggo whores and dirty talking milfs will never be found out.  Your wife doesn’t have to know that you are Jacking off all the day before and the day after that dry turkey! 

Have some perverted fun with this crazy sex positive Milf

Moist and tight is what you will find with this sexy mommy whore. Stuff something other than that turkey and release all your holiday tensions with me. So after the football game put on some insanely filthy Porn for masturbation with me. Let loose and relax, my taboo fantasy land is great for all of our sexual organs! 

Mutual masturbation : p-mommy and p-daddy playdates

Mutual masturbation

Mutual masturbation between us as we talk about how my brats should be ravaged because of a date gone wrong. Although it seems pretty fucking right to me. Everyone knows me as the dirty breeder bitch who pops fuck dolls out of her cunt for men. Playdates turn dark when my daughter is to sexy for a p-daddy dick to deny.

Sweat meat for a daddy who likes them angel-faced and spacey. A drop of dope on that pretty pale pink tongue has my youngest nodding and mommy happy. Get my sweetie high and spread the love to mommy too! I love fucked up brats in a mommy and daddy orgy! 

“Look at your new daddy’s dick. It’s pointing right at you he chooses to have me force that face on his cock.” 

 No limits phone sex p-mommy Elizabeth helps you skull fuck her daughter while her son mounts her from behind. That bald prick and pink ass can be yours to fuck if you want too! He’s a little jack rabbit hunching mommykins.  His balls slap against her ass as he fills her with his seed. Mommy can’t help but moan in pleasure as her daughter swallows daddy’s cum.

Mutual masturbation Druggy p-mommys and p-daddy get off to deviant deeds!

She smiles, knowing that her daughter has been corrupted in the best way possible. All thanks to the one who should be nurturing her sweet hearts not getting them fucked! Sex is life and it’s never too early to help that daddy dick in somewhere nice and tight! I know I’m right! And if not I don’t care!  Phone sex hotline nasty mommies make the world a better place for freaky daddy meat!

Group Sex is Best on Molly

group sexGroup sex clubs have made a come back. And I am so glad. I was not old enough when swinging became the rage in the last 70s. But if I had been born ten years earlier, I bet I would have gone to Studio 54 and partied with swingers. But since my husband signed us up for a swinging group, it kind of feels like the 70s again. This week, we hosted. And our house still smells like sex.

It was our first time hosting, and I was nervous. I know we have a nice house, but we live in NYC. Like in the city. No parking. So, folks took the subway, LOL. But more couples showed up than expected. I know I am not the hottest woman in the world, but I am hot for a swinger. If you swing, you know what I mean. The wildest folks sexually do not tend to be the best looking. I thought it would be the opposite.

As the couples arrived, I started feeling good about myself. I am a good-looking phone sex milf. My husband, however, started having second thoughts. Some of the women were not that attractive. I almost felt bad for him. The men did not look so good either. But all I need to get off is a big dick and a man who knows what he is doing. However, my husband needs a pretty face. And a decent body. Perhaps, most men are like that.

Molly Enhances Sex and Makes All Men Look Good to Me

We did some Molly, and everything changed. Our first time on Molly. I am a pot girl. But Molly is amazing to fuck on. Everyone looks like Brad Pitt on Molly. Suddenly, my husband stated digging the women. I am a whore. And not a picky one either. I want a hard cock of a decent size. The rest does not matter. But my husband rarely fucks other women because he is too damn picky. But on Molly, he just did not care about anything but fucking some pussy.

I need to get myself some Molly. I came so many times I lost track. And I ate some pussy too. Although I started the daisy chain, all those women fell in line and enjoyed eating cum out of each other’s pussy. The men watched this phone sex whore get the women going again. And the guys got hard watching us clean up their mess. I blame the Molly. My husband and I went from wanting to figure out to get out of an orgy we were hosting to fucking everyone there. I think Molly may be my knew favorite party favor.

Hottest Phone Sex Fantasy Day Dreams With Lillian

Hottest phone sexTo think we just met hours earlier. You were trying to peek in between my thighs to get a glance under my tight red leather miniskirt. Of course, I purposefully wore a tight matching red G-string that barely covered my little slut hole. I don’t think it covered much at all. So, when I caught that glance, and spread my legs purposefully to give you and your friends a peak. I know you caught my finger going up my skirt and into my pussy from the smirks I saw you all make.

Before I knew it, we were trying to tear each other’s clothes off, feverishly sticking tongues down each other’s throats in the Uber. By the time we got to my place, we had half our clothes off drunkenly trying to grab, suck, poke, jam things in available holes, the whole 9 yards.

You bent me over at my front door and before we even got inside, you had me bent over like a slutty whore.  My skirt lifted over my ass, neighbors peaking through their windows hearing the pounding of each thrust as I would bang into my front door. There is something about a strange cock pounding the crap out of your pussy to the point that you are making your apartment shake.

My pussy gets sloppy at the thought of random cocks ramming me.  The kind that you can feel that monster poking up at your intestines. Where you may or may not even know the name of whoever cock is inside you.  This is just a little taste of what I picture and fantasize about the Hottest phone sex with you.  We can go in any direction and I will go everywhere and more for you babe!  Just say the word.

 

 

Phone Sex Turned Out to Be the Perfect Job for Me

phone sexI love phone sex. Perfect job for a slut wife like me. Although I went to college and grad school, I have never really worked. When I married my husband, he had two young boys from his first marriage who needed cared for and then I started having our own offspring. So, I became a full-time mommy and a part-time whore, LOL.

Once most of the brood left the house, I decided I wanted to work. But I wanted to work from home and set my own hours. You know. I wanted flexibility to be a whore. I did my best fucking while my husband was at work. My daughter was the one who suggested I be a phone sex whore. She was still in high school back then. Now, I have a college girl. Everyone grows up so fast!

My girl knows all about the adult industry. She wanted her own money and flexibility while in college. Even though daddy gives her mommy to live on and pays her tuition and room and board, she wanted more money. She set up an Only Fans account. Far less time commitment than phone boning, LOL. However, I am not jealous. I love taking pictures of her naked for her fans.

I Enjoy Being a Dirty MILF Whore

When I visited her last, I sucked and fucked her boyfriend. She recorded it all and took pictures. My girl and I share everything. I mean everything. However, what I did not know was that she leaked some of the footage to her Only Fans account. And I guess her horny mother blowing her college age beau garnered a lot of attention. She sold the video of me riding her boyfriend’s young cock to over 100 followers.

I am already naked all over the Internet. Her friends know about our special relationship. So, what the fuck, right? I do not mind the reputation those pictures and video give me. I am a phone sex milf whore already. When I showed my husband, her daddy, the video of me riding her boyfriend’s cock,  he came in his pants with no Viagra. That never happens.

I guess I need to help my daughter out more often with her Only Fans account. Seems to be good for everyone, LOL.