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Bet You Can’t Get Me Pregnant

Impregnation phone sex

 

I know a lot of guys like impregnation phone sex and that’s cool with me, I’m happy to take every load that cums my way.  They never get what they’re after, though.  I’ve taken shot after shot in my mommy spot and have never even had a pregnancy scare, not once.  No, I don’t use birth control and I think condoms are for fucking pussies!  I guess I’m just lucky that no one has ever managed to put a baby inside of me no matter how much cum they dump in my cooter.

It’s probably a mix of a couple of things.  For starters, and I mean no offense here, but a lot of you guys don’t really know how a woman’s body works.  If you fellas want to plan a family with a gal then you’re going to have to learn some stuff about female anatomy first.

Contrary to popular belief, you will never get a woman pregnant by leaving your pearly white dick deposit in her butt.  Sorry to tell you, but if that’s how you’re trying to make a young one, it’s just not going to work.  Don’t get me wrong, I won’t stop you from trying.  You can gape my ass gash and fill it up as much as you want, but the only thing that will come of it is chocolatey, shit stained spunk.

Sperm also can not travel down my esophagus, through my stomach and all of my guts to my pussy and fertilize my eggs.  Does that even seem logical?  The butt stuff even sounds doable, by comparison.  You don’t have super swimmers with egg homing devices attached to their heads, they’re just regular little spermies.  Stomach acid and fecal bacteria are too much for those little guys even if they could magically find their way through my body.  I hope that isn’t too much science for you, Dude.  It’s pretty common knowledge.

I don’t just let my mouth and asshole swallow up all of the creamy loads I’m given, my cunt takes more than its fair share of cock shots.  I don’t know, maybe I’m barren.  Maybe every guy who bangs me up is sterile.  Whatever it is, I’ve never gotten pregnant no matter how much I fuck.  You can bust your nut in me and I’ll totally take any pregnancy test you buy.  I’m not wasting my money on that shit, though.  I’ll never have any rugrats to interrupt my life no matter how many creampies I take.  I’ll put money on it.

 

Popping His Asshole Cherry

I was stumbling to get up to my apartment from a long night of drinking I didn’t notice I dropped my keys. My neighbor walked up to help me. Inside he told me how he likes I am a little whore who likes fucking men with big dicks. I giggled and said that I love stroking their cocks while I am deep in them. He had a confused look in his face.

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I got closer to him and kissed him as I took his hand and put it on my tranny dick. He tried to pull away, but I didn’t let him. I kept kissing him as I used his hand to jack my shemale cock off. I got on my knees and started sucking his cock. I know how men need their dicks sucked and swallowed. He moaned out and I knew he had never had it like that before. That is when I told him I needed more. I bent him over forcefully and kept stroking his dick as I rubbed my shemale cock on his man pussy asshole. He was saying no but his body was telling me yes. I kept stroking his dick as I forced my tranny cock in him. Once I felt my dick slide all the way in his ass, I went hard. I pounded him like a young bull using him to jack my shemale dick off. I felt my balls smacking up against his. When I was ready to cum, I felt his asshole clench my dick and I knew he was about to cum too. I was so glad to be his first, I love knowing I popped his asshole cherry.  

My Maid and Her Youngsters

Anal phone sexMy filthy ass maid and her adopted kids tongue fucked and fingered my asshole last night. It was punishment for them not cleaning up my house properly like I had been asking them to do for days. Nina was my maid for 5 years and she lost her home. So, I allowed her and her 2 little young daughters to move in with me and my small ones for free under one condition. That they all cleaned up and did whatever I told them to do. They were my maid and slaves. I needed the extra set of hands around the house, and I knew they would come in handy. They didn’t just have to clean up the house, but they also had to clean up my pussy after I get creampied by my several men at night. The must suck my lactating tits. Suck on my toes. Eat my pussy until I squirt in their face. Suck the cock of any man that comes to my home. I even make the two little bitchy youngsters get on all fours and let guys fuck their tight little assholes. “Oh, fuck yeah this fucking little Mexican cunt feel so good.” “Take this fucking cock little whore.” The youngsters would cry out to their mom. “Mommy please tell them to stop.” “Shut the fuck up you little sluts and take the cock. Or I will put you and your mother out on the street.” I always made sure they did what they were told. Nina was lucky that I was letting her live in my home rent free.  Some nights me and her would fuck on our own together. It was always so good. The way she would eat, and finger fuck my pussy was the best feeling. Even though I treat them like my slaves, life is so much easier with them around.

 

Tell Me What You Want Baby

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I love doing hot phone sex it really makes my little bald pussy soaking wet. I love talking about anything nasty, dirty or perverted! Just the thought of talking about something so dirty while touching my already wet pussy makes me want to cream all over my fingers already. I love to do roleplay and be a sexy nurse, secretary, teacher or anything you want baby. Tell me anything and everything you want to do to my body and I’m all yours. I love to be told to get on my knees for a long thick cock to be shoved deep down my little throat while being told how much of a worthless little whore I am. I love being a little cum slut and begging for a man to cum all over my tight little body. I will do anything and everything for cum baby. I would just love to be someone’s little cum slut tied down and forced to take multiple loads of cum in her tight pussy making me their little breeding whore.

1 Nigger Cunt and 12 Guys

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The basketball team gang banged me last night after the school pep rally and I made all of them cum. It was fucking amazing. All 12 of the guys took turns eating and fucking my black cunt. Shoving their cock in my mouth, my ass and cumming all over my tits. I was working my mouth like a pro. I dropped to my knees and deep throat those cocks taking two and three at a time. “Yo! Suck that dick bitch!” “Fuck yeah bro she’s a pro.” “Suck my balls too you fucking nigger.” The guys were lucky to be fucking a freaky whore like me. Although I was only a freshman in college, I knew how to make any guy weak in the knees. After I was done sucking their cocks, they tossed me up against the locker room bench. Some guys held my legs exposing my creamy black pussy, some of the others held my arms. The rest of the guys lined up with their hard cocks in their hand ready to creampie all my fuck holes. “Give me those white cocks. Breed this filthy black pussy. I want all of you!!” Some of them stood there jerking off while some gag my mouth with their balls. I was a creampie dumpster and I was proud of it. I was tongue fucking these guys assholes and everything. “Ughh fuck!! Yes! Fuck me!! Give me all that creamy white cum boys!” “God this whore is such a fucking slut I love it!” “We going to cum deep in this filthy cunt bitch you ready?” “Yes! Yes!” I was on a choo-choo train, and they boys were the conductors and the next stop was Breeding town. One after the other the guys creampied my mouth, my asshole and my creamy chocolate cunt. Some of them even decided to pee on me and I didn’t mind. A slut like me will do whatever I have to do to make a guy orgasm. You want to fuck me next baby? I am waiting for you.

Fantasy Phone Sex Kinky Milf

Fantasy phone sex

Fantasy phone sex kink is a kind of thing that is impossible, implausible but extremely fucking hot. I’m a big fan of nasty cum soaked fantasy fun. There are so many filthy ways to blow your load and your mind at the same time. I like a good mind fuck giving and receiving.

You’re dirty mind can mingle with mine and we will weave the nastiest hot fantasy phone fucking rolepalys you could imagine. A big hard daddy dick needing tight young holes and a milf with big bouncy tits is exactly the mix up for a whip up at that man goo. I love taking my son’s young cocks and I bet you would entice in a little girly boy play too it’s not too far fetched. It’s my daughters with me often that really get those balls spilling the slick spermy snail stains all over the leather couch as you take on a mommy and daughter.

I know your secret

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My uncle Shawn loves to watch me swim in his pool. I found out he had more on me than a few stares. I found uncle shawns secret stash of pictures of me. There were pictures of me in the shower, and some with me butt naked on all fours that one time I played with my pussy over at his house in the guest room. I wondered what I could do to get him to cave and do what he’s thought about all along.

I came up with an idea to tell him I knew all about these dirty secrets and wanted to see if he would cave. When I began to interrogate him when we were alone, it was like he saw a ghost. He would never have imagined id find his secret stash. I made a little bargain with him, and it involved him buying me a new car, and Id stayed quiet and would let him taste my bald shaved pussy in return. He let out a sigh of relief cause that was most certainly doable.

I Have Orgy Fantasies

orgy fantasiesI have orgy fantasies. I think most women do. I am in my 50s. I was too young in the 70s to really understand the swinging era. But now that I know, I so want to bring back swinging. My husband is older. He remembers when swinging was popular. He was not as sexually adventurous as he is now. When we first got married, I made him a sex machine. He had a hard, working cock then. Now, he is almost 70, so he has some dick issues. He still loves to watch me in action. It has always sort of been his thing. When our sons were still living at home, he would watch me have group sex with the boys, sometimes their friends too. The only one at home now is my daughter, but she is in college.  My husband and I have gone outside the family to look for sexual entertainment.

Last night, I convinced him to go to this swingers’ party. I found out about this rich couple in Manhattan who like to swing. They are in their early 60s, but still fucking. How great is that? It is an elite club.  You sign an NDA. You must buy into the club, but you get your money back in a year if you have followed all the rules. I got us in. I passed all the screening, and we had our first encounter last night. It went well. My husband even banged a younger woman than me. He took a Viagra before we showed up, but there was a candy dish at the home with Viagra and Ecstasy. I fucked everyone there. I even ate some creampies I love to eat pussy too. My daughter can tell you what a great cunt licker I am.  The age range in couples ranged from folks in their 20s to couples in their 70s. We had kinky fun. I had a lot of dicks inside me. It gave me some hot phonesex stories to share.

what is kinky phone sex?

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Kinky phone sex is whatever you make of it and whatever you want it to be. What a turn-on for you might be a turn-on for me. I’m ready to get inside your mind and learn all that makes you want to pull your jimmy out to jerk. I’m a weakness for men with pcock, and I like to explore that with those who enjoy that kind of play fun. I’m really into hearing someone get all riled up and excited. I will feel an excellent wet spot drench thru my panties while talking to you. You know I’m rubbing my cunt while you tell me your deep desires. I want to help you explore each one and make you explode.

Diaper Bitch

Diaper phone sex“Squat down and shit in that diaper you sissy bitch!” “Okay Madam Echo.” His filthy ass was so disgusting. I love humiliating my little sissy faggot. We met about a year ago and at gay club downtown LA and it was love at first sight. They were having a lingerie party and he was the hottest sissy there. He wore a lace red robe with a red g-string that showed off his tight white ass. His muscles were oiled down and sculpted to perfection. I’ve always been into white guys, and he was the perfect type. Reminded me of a Ken doll. I was set on taking him home with me and I got exactly what I wanted. He had a diaper fetish, and I was more than happy to scratch the itch for him. While he would be shitting in his diaper, I was face fucking him with my strap on. “Suck this fucking cock sissy. Make momma happy.” My little bitch love wearing all kinds of diapers. Luvs, Huggies, pampers, pull ups. You name it. After he was done shitting in his diaper, I made him take it off and turn around so I can use his shit as lube to fuck his tight white boy pussy. “Bend over punk.” I forced my strap on deep in his cock pounding his right white ass. “Oh yes Madam Echo! Fuck me please!” “Beat that fucking cock while I fuck this asshole.” He jerked his cock hard cumming all over the floor. “Good sissy!!”