I enjoy phone sex. Although I have a master’s degree in history and an undergrad degree in museum studies, I never utilized any of my degrees. Perhaps you could say I sort of use it because I am on the board of a local museum, but I got married and started a family. And never really pursued a career like I envisioned. But that’s not a complaint. I love the choices I’ve made in life. As a horny old woman, these choices have served me well.
But now that my offspring flew the coop, I have a lot of extra time on my hands. And sometimes I regret not pursuing a career after college. But then I go out and I find some boy toys to play with, and I realize the only job I want is fucking. Well not as a whore because I don’t want to charge money for something I enjoy doing. However, I find my phone bone career more rewarding than the museum job. Gives me a lot more time to go out into my community and pick up young studs to fuck.
This phone sex MILF went out to see if I could find any boys playing hooky in the park this morning. There’s a huge skateboard park nearby and often on nice fall days, a few boys will skip school and skateboard. I never see truant officers at the skateboard park. Why I do not know because they could always find some boys and girls there. But I guess I’m glad they don’t because that would mean I might not find some young studs as easily as I do there.
My Life Turned Out Better Than Expected
So, I put on some running pants that showed off my curvy ass and a sports bra that showed off my big tits, and I went running by the skateboard park. And I caught some flies with my honey trap. Some of those boys feel so emblazoned seeing a woman like me that they can’t control themselves. I had two young teenage boys telling me that no way could my husband take care of me like they could. Not even sure where they learned to think like, but they had my attention.
Plus, they appeared right. They don’t know that my older husband needs a little blue pill to get it up. So, I invited them back to my place to prove they could please me better than him. And they followed me like lost puppy dogs. When we got back to my brownstone, I undid their pants and started stroking and sucking them both. And I felt like such a greedy cock whore. I went two days with no dick. For a sexy MILF like me that’s like two years.
Perhaps, Being a Whore is the Career Path I Should Have Taken All Along
Although I didn’t talk to the boys much, we didn’t need to talk. We just needed to fuck. I got that first orgasm out-of-the-way with my mouth so that way they could fuck me hard and long. Those boys did not sell me worthless stock. When they told me they could fuck me better than my husband they did not lie. They double penetrated me while fondling my breasts and rubbing my clit. They might become my next phone sex addiction. Young hard cocks. Great stamina. Plus, they wanted to make me cum too.
So, I’m starting my shift today with a pussy and ass full of cum. I left it in there to give myself a little treat throughout the day. Plus, I figure there’s some cream pie lover out there who can’t wait to clean up my messy hairy pussy and ass. I might not have a career in museum work, but I have a career as a dirty old broad, and I love it.


















