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Big Tits and Asses are Popular

big tits and assesI answered an ad in a porn rag looking for women with big tits and asses. I was not sure if it was legitimate or not because of the times. They were offering $500 cash for what, I was not sure. I did not need the money. I am bored. I called the number and a guy said he would come over the next day. I asked a few questions but was unsure what I was agreeing to do, lol. I thought it was nude modeling. I just knew I would be perfect for the gig whatever it was. I have been gang banged by a fraternity house; I have fucked black guys; I love double penetration and incest. There is little I have not done. Whatever this dude wanted to pay me $500 for, I was game because I am tired of being cooped up with my husband. He is old with a broke down dick and I am in my sexual prime and horny.

I put on nothing but high heels and greeted him at the door. He was a nerd. Black rimmed glasses with coke bottle thick lenses. He was sporting a vintage Star Wars shirt too. He was cute in a nerd kind of way. I was thinking he wanted to cum on my tits or my ass. Maybe fuck me. He came inside and I asked him what he wanted. I was not prepared for the answer. He wanted me to shame him for his little dick and fart and piss on him. Now, I was disappointed. I wanted to fuck. At the least, I wanted cum on me. He had a small dick and a weird fetish even for a seasoned fetish phone sex slut. But guess what? $500 is $500 and cabin fever had the best of me. I laughed at his small willy, pissed on him then got my big ass in his face and did my best to fart on the loser. Turns out it was quite amusing for me. No mater how cute he was, he was a pathetic pervert with a shrimp dick. I would not have fucked him for $10,000. We talked a bit afterwards and I discovered he has a full-time mistress, but she will not see him right now because of the virus. He offered me $500 a session, so I guess I am officially a Covid relief mistress.

You Need The Best Phone Sex Lines Right Now

best phone sex linesThe best phone sex lines are what you need right now. Being under quarantine is likely making you crazy and horny. I know it is me. Most people think this has been easy on me since I work from home. The truth is it has been tougher than I thought. I am a social woman. I go all over the city many times a week. I go to bars. I go to yoga. I go to the theater. I go to Central Park and the local museums to pick up fuck buddies. My daughter is home with me, so at least there is that. My husband too, but he is still working from home and he is 15 years older than me, so he is no fun for me sexually. Normally, we are on a don’t ask don’t tell kind of sexual relationship. He knows I have lots of lovers but does not want to hear the details. He is home with me. I cannot go many places, so he is my trapped cuckold now. I invited this college stud I know over for Sunday funday. He went to high school with my daughter. I have fucked him for years, but he went to college in California and I have not seen him in over a year. He is home now until the Fall like my coed daughter. She has been chatting with him and he asked about her sexy mommy. I hit him up on Snap Chat. I sent him a spread shot of my hairy pussy he used to love eating and he came over yesterday to fuck me and my daughter. I made my limp dick husband watch a 19-year-old boy fuck his wife and his daughter. He enjoyed the show. His broke down old dick got hard for the first time in ions. He acted like he hated it, but his dick betrayed him by getting hard. My daughter sucked her friend’s cum out of her mommy’s hairy twat and fed it to her father. Now that was a kinky phone sex moment, I had to share.

MILF Phone Sex in the Park

milf phone sexMILF phone sex? Most men say hell yes to that because they prefer women with experience. Men say yes to me all the time off the phone too. I am a sexy mature woman with a hairy pussy, big tits, a nice ass and did I mention my pussy squirts too? Men of all ages love me. Even when I am not on the prowl for cock, it finds me like yesterday. I was at this local park to meet a friend for a walk. Honestly, I didn’t think either of us would get much attention because sadly, there just aren’t many people out these days. We can go to the park if not in crowds and we practice social distancing standards. The moment my hot MILF friend and I sat down on a bench, men flocked to us like vultures. It was like we were the only chicks left on earth. We chit chatted with the men that had gathered around us and even flaunted our big boobs. No one seemed to care about the partial nudity in the park, so we took it further and got naked. It was a little chilly, but the fresh air felt nice. The male attention felt even better. The guys sucked and pinched our tits. We sucked cock like dirty street corner hookers. Just we were not in an alley. We were on a park bench in broad daylight. It was just that there were so few people outside and this is NYC. We had a variety of men to play with too. A couple college guys, a back stud, some old guy and a teen boy. I was so happy that pussy trumped social distancing standards because me and my hot pal were horny for cock.  We bent over the park bench and took every guy surrounding us in our pussies and asses.  I was so busy being an exhibitionist slut, I didn’t notice the police officer watching us. My friend and I took care of him last. It was the least we could do for not arresting us.

Phone Sex MILF Likes Young Girls Too

phone sex milfThis phone sex milf is still horny. The longer I go in quarantine, the hornier I become. There was a parade yesterday in my city. A school parade. Many parades were going on in cities all over cities. It was a way to cheer up little ones confined at home. I went out to the corner. I stayed away from others. Our governor is enforcing the social distancing guidelines, so it is hard to get laid. Not impossible though. I made friends with some cute young ones. Sisters. Not twins, but close in age and resemblance. Their mother works at the city hospital and their big sister is watching them. They live in the Dakota, which means rich. That’s the building where John Lennon was shot. My guess was their mother was not a nurse. More like a doctor or administrator. Likely mommy comes from money too. I didn’t care if the girls were rich or poor. I wanted to play with their sweet bald pussies. I am sure you can understand that! I invited the girls over. They didn’t hesitate. One of them told me their big sister is boy crazy. Most teen girls are. They gave their sister some excuse, and they came to a stranger’s house. Either they were just that bored, or these were naughty little girls. It was a mixture of both. Both girls were sexually precocious. They saw my big dildos on the couch and asked me to show them how I use them. They wanted to know if I had a hairy pussy and if I took it in the ass like porn stars too. They knew all about sex. I have no problem showing off my body to young girls. I have no problem eating little girl pussy either. I seduced those sisters. I ate their pussies. I taught them to eat my pussy. I even fucked them with my dildos. I know. I am a naughty woman. I just love little girl phone sex. Do you?

MILF Phone Sex in the Middle of a Pandemic

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Lots of horny teen boys wanting milf phone sex lately. I get it. This generation of horny boys has Internet porn. Confined at home? No problem if connected to WIFI, lol. If this epidemic had hit when I was a teen in the 80s, boys would have to hope their father had a hidden stash of Playboy or Penthouse magazines, or maybe a neighbor had a porn cable station they could tune into all scrambled on a little TV with an antenna. Some of the young horny boys calling me are old enough to do a call, some aren’t. For the ones who are not legal age or don’t have a credit or debit card, at least they can read my blogs, look at my hairy pussy pictures and watch porn on their phones. When it comes to the horny boy population in my neighborhood, well, that is a different story. I don’t care about age. I care about a hard cock and cum filled balls that can give me a hot time while I am stuck at home. New York City is like a war zone. Never in my life have I seen Central Park desolate. My daily routine now includes sitting in my big bay window waiting for a teen boy to ride by on his bike or walk past my brownstone alone. This morning, I found a boy that fit the bill. I flashed him my tits from the window and he walked right up to my door. I pulled him inside quickly as to not be detected and I ravished him in my living room. Stripped him naked, pushed him on the couch and rode his young hard cock until he filled my hairy cunt with cum. It didn’t last long. I never got his name. But I got some cock and a young boy got to nut inside a sexy phone sex milf. That is a good day in these times.

Hot Phonesex in the Age of Quarantine

hot phonesexHot phonesex is all most of us got right now. I am not trying to rub salt in the wounds, but I know many guys out there aren’t getting laid as much as they need to get laid. I know, I am not getting as much cock as I want or need. My husband has always been a cuckold. He is just more of one now because what cock I am getting, I am getting at home. Yesterday, I got a neighbor guy to come over. He is married and a player. His wife is clueless about how much pussy he gets. He likes his women younger than me and I like my cock younger than him, but we are both in NYC and on lock down. The governor means business. Greg lives a block away and we got to talking about our lack of sex lives. We helped each other out. He came over last night and we gave my old husband a show. I have a stripper pole in the bedroom. I know what you are thinking. I am too old to work a pole. Nonsense. I can out pole dance most nubile girls at any strip club. Greg was impressed with my skills. He got an instant boner. My husband was aroused too and at his age, a boner is a challenge. I rode Greg’s dick for hours. He told me he thinks he has been making a mistake not fucking women over 30. I showed him things he didn’t know women could do with their fuck holes. My husband loved watching too. It has been awhile since I have fucked in front of him. He fell asleep before the show was over, but that was only because Greg and I fucked into the morning. We had some lost time to make up for. This quarantine shit has put a damper in people’s sex lives, but where there is a will, there is a way.

Little Girl Phone Sex Fun

little girl phone sexDo you enjoy little girl phone sex? I can promise you that it makes being stuck at home more fun. My daughter is home early from college. All New York colleges and public schools are shut down for the rest of the term. My daughter is back home with me and she is making this quarantine shit bearable. Honestly, I would be lost with out my daughter here with me. I can’t go to Central Park to pick up dick. I can’t go to bars to get laid. I can’t even find a man on Tinder lol. This state is shut down tight. As tight as my daughter’s sweet tight young pussy. If I can’t get cock, at least I can have pussy. My daughter and I had a pussy eating contest last night. It was to see who could lick cunt the longest before coming up for air. She won. I thought because of my age and experience, I would last longer, but my jaw got sore after 5 hours. I still think 5 hours of eating my daughter’s wet pussy was impressive. My girl, however, was more impressive. She ate her mother’s pussy for 6 hours. She could have kept going too, but she won, and I had cum about 3 dozen times. Her face and hair were drenched in my juice. She looked like some one had dumped a bucket of water on her head. What did she win? She got to fuck her sexy momma with a strap-on. She didn’t do it for 5 hours, but she did fuck my ass for what felt like an eternity. It was only an hour, but she fucked my ass harder than some big black cocks have in the past. She is frustrated she can’t hang with her friends or go shopping. I just let her take it out on my asshole. After all, she did win the privilege. Plus, we are home together for a while. I will get her back.

I Know How to Do Discreet Phone Sex

discreet phone sexI understand why you need discreet phone sex. I am a married woman. I understand discreet. My husband has always known I was a cheating whore. We just had an agreement that I would be discreet so his clients would never find out. I fucked many of his clients, but they understood discreet too. Just don’t let my husband find out lol! I had a sexy rendezvous with one of my husband’s best clients a couple days ago. He was in town on business. He texted me and asked me if I wanted to spend a couple days in his hotel with him. I told my husband I was going to visit our daughter for a couple days and packed a bag of sexy under things. My daughter will cover for me. This man is 39 and a billionaire. He is married, but with his money he could have strippers and Playmates. He must be discreet because of his prenuptial agreement, which my husband drew up for him. It is iron clad on cheating. He could lose half of his billions for getting some pussy. I think that is one of the reasons he enjoys fucking me. He knows I am not a gold digger and that I won’t blackmail him either. I am just a horny milf who likes to fuck and who is married to a man who can no longer get it up. I greeted him in his room in a coat with only sexy lingerie underneath. I turned off my phone so my husband couldn’t track me, and I fucked his best client for two days. He has a fucking 11-inch cock. I call it the great white hope.  I will be discreet as fuck if I can keep fucking this hung married man. Some secrets are worth keeping.

I Love Group Sex

group sexI love group sex, threesomes, orgies, gangbangs and any kind of wild sex. I have been doing multiple guys at once since I was a schoolgirl. While in high school, I had a regular after school thing with two teachers. I love having two cocks in me at once. I have two stepsons that I raised since they were schoolboys. It was a daily occurrence that I would fuck them both before school. My stepsons are grown up now, but they still enjoy fucking their sexy stepmom. They paid me a visit this week. They were both in town over the weekend for a friend’s wedding and stayed with us for the week. I miss having them around the house because they always had hard cocks for me. They helped me become a P woman and a dirty mommy. They were my practice young boys. I was with them before I started a family with their daddy. They fucked me when I was pregnant with both my son and my daughter. I broke my water with my son fucking them lol. This week they have worked out my holes very well. They sadly had to return to their worlds today, but before they left, I got both their dicks again. In the bed I sleep with their father, I had one cock in my ass and the other in my pussy. We made a sexy stepmom sandwich. They don’t get their cocks from their daddy. Both boys are several inches bigger than him. They saved the best for last. They fucked me extremely hard this morning. Their cum might be dripping out of me for days. I hated to see them go, but I am a hot phone sex milf. I will find some more younger men to have fuck in my marriage bed.

Phone Sex Number for Kinky Fun

phone sex numberIf you like hairy milfs, save my phone sex number. I am a nasty freak. I was diagnosed as a sex addict when I was a schoolgirl. I have a high libido. I am in my 50s now, but my sex life has not slowed down at all. I am just as horny as I was when my mother took me to a shrink because I was masturbating non-stop. I was out at a bar last night. I was looking for some fun. I guess hump day is not a busy bar day. There were a few guys in the bar, but they were watching college basketball. I had to do something to get their attention. I got a beer bottle and started fucking my cunt with it while sitting in a corner booth. My legs were spread. I was naked. My sexy moaning noises got their attention. Soon, I had a captive audience. I was not sure how a hairy milf masturbating with a beer bottle would go over in this dive bar. I had to work for their attention, but once I had it, I had it. One of the men said, “We have something better than a beer bottle for you.” I licked my lips, pulled the bottle out of my cunt, licked it clean and waited for them to fuck the shit out of me. There were only 6 guys in the bar, but they all fucked this phone sex milf. They filled my hairy pussy up with cum. I closed the bar down with cock not beer. When they finally had to close the bar, I called an Uber and drove in the back of the car playing with my cum filled cunt. I fucked the Uber driver before slithering back into bed with my sleeping husband.  Hump day was a success.