Phone Sex Fetish for a Hairy Pussy on Chia Pet Day

phone sex fetishTomorrow is Chia Pet Day and if a hairy pussy is your phone sex fetish, then you should celebrate Chia Pet Day with me. My sons and steps son gave my pussy the pet name Chia when they were teenagers still. They thought my hairy snatch looked like a Chia Pet. They still call my pussy Chia. I had no idea tomorrow was Chia Pet Day. In fact, I had no idea there was even a Chia Pet Day. They have been gag gifts since I was a school girl. I still remember the song that went along with the ad. My sons sometimes hum that song as they are licking my hairy Chia Pet. I tried shaving my cunt once when they were younger. They hated it. They demanded my Chia Pet back, so I grew my bush out again. Real women have a Chia Pet growing between their legs.

phone sex fetishMy sons and stepsons are not the only ones who have a phone sex fetish for a hairy pussy. Most of my callers do too. It is because my body, especially my hairy Chia Pet, reminds them of the pussies they saw as young boys. If a man is over 35, chances are his mother, aunt and any other hot milf he knew had a hairy beaver. My husband has a stack of Penthouses, Hustlers and Playboys from the golden age of the hairy pussy, which is the 70s and 80s. Hell, my sons have been through all those magazines many times. I know the edition with Demi Moore in an 80s Playboy pictorial has sticky pages because my boys all jacked off to her hairy Chia Pet too. In the 70s and 80s, women had fur on their pussies. Some women started waxing and shaving their Chia pets to hide the fact that they were not natural blondes. I never had anything to hide because I have always been a brunette. When I did try to fit in with the masses, my sons and stepsons protested until I grew back my Chia Pet.

phone sex fetishThe boys were with me all weekend. They had to leave yesterday to get back to reality until the next holiday. As a gag gift they gave me each a Chia Pet as a present. Gag gift of course because tomorrow is Chia Pet Day, and they love my personal chia pet. They ate my hairy pussy before they left, with my oldest son leaving his cum on my hairy Chia. What is your phone sex fetish? If it is for a hairy Chia Pet, I might have you covered, LOL.

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