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Phone sex piss slut Elizabeth reporting for duty!

Phone sexPhone sex piss slut Elizabeth reporting for duty! I know what men think about when they see a nice wet pair of panties like these. You see that soaking wet metal on the piss dripping through and your fucking dick gets so hard thinking about my pissy pussy. Let me tell you a little secret.

 I enjoy urinating in public places as well. Just last Sunday I was picking my daughter up from Sunday school and I had been holding my urine for way too long. My bladder was about to burst and the pastor was just finishing up the sermon. I just lifted my dress a little bit away from my ass and squatted to the edge of that pew and let out a nice tinkle. 

Phone sex Piss whore Elizabeth Loves being wet for you! 

Big tits and asses of piss queens are what you need! And you know why because that pungent smell a piss held for so long just makes your dick twitch and ache! Well, this so happened that there was a prominent member of the church who walked down the aisle.

Just as I was sliding backward in the pew. He saw the puddle reach down put his fingers in it and sniffed deeply. No, I don’t know if he knew that it was from my urethra or not. But I do know that his eyes rolled back in his head and he smiled a wicked grin. 

I pretended to be embarrassed and bowed my head but he just slipped because hymnal and his number was tucked between the pages.

Immediately after services, I texted an apology offering up money for cleaning! But what he wanted was an explanation for disgracing the holy church. I was to report to the assistant director’s office on Monday morning. This turns into a personal pissing pussy session while he jacks off. And I would love to relive our dirty day for you. How about a toilet sex Phone sex chat this morning? 

Discreet Phone Sex is Where We Get Into Kinky Taboo Fun

Some things are best kept as secrets. With discreet phone sex I can be your best kept secret. The two of us discreetly sharing in filthy taboo fantasies is truly a great way to cum. Filthy is what I do best.

First off with my being the naughty mommy I find kinky ways to have fun with my family. Make no mistake that having my daughter be a cock tease for her daddy is exciting for all.

As a matter of fact I find it awesome for you to play daddy to my incest princess. Immediately following my fertile start I enjoyed my daddy. So in this effect a favorite roleplay is my daddy knocking me up. The kinky twist of my daughter being her grandpas girs in more ways than one! That makes daddy her grandpa daddy. Is that not hot?

What’s even hotter is getting into family fun where she and I are both fucking daddy. Sometimes we bring in her best friend and I get to lick both of their cunts. Teaching these young girls to service daddy dick is hot all right in it’s own. 

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Finally the thought of daddy impregnating his grand daughter daughter is really the cream of the crop! So I think it is in your best interest to be a good Santa. Now do not disapoint mama Irene and deliver that cream filled candy cane to all the little hoes. No limits phone sex

Phone Perverts Paradise for Christmas and You Are Welcum to Join

phone perverts paradiseWelcum to my phone perverts paradise. Anything goes with me. And I am horny all the time. My stepson snapped this picture of me last night. We were being silly as you can see. I came home from a boring Christmas party with my husband. And when I arrived home, he was there to surprise us. Although he is not my biological son, I raised him with my husband. He feels like a real son to me. And he fucks like a real son too.

My husband saw the look on my face when I saw the boy on the couch waiting for us. He used the time waiting for our return to put my dog in silly Christmas outfits. But he is a good pup. He never minds the silly garb. My stepson hugged me before his father and would not let go. I guess that was my husband’s cue to give his wife and his son some privacy.

I Love The Holidays with My Hung Stepsons

However, we did not need privacy. We enjoy fucking in front of an audience. This phone sex whore has no secrets. I went down on him in the living room with the blinds up. We both hoped someone would walk by and enjoy the show. How could they not enjoy the show?  Look at me. I am a hot milf. And I fuck men a quarter of my age sometimes. My hairy pussy brings all the young studs to my yard.

However, my stepson knows how to ravage a cunt too. He is the only one in my family who can make me squirt with a few finger thrusts and a couple nibbles on my clit. I coated his face a few times over. But he coated my face and my tits a few times over too. I milked his cock dry like a good mommy whore.

Eventually, my husband came down to catch the tail end of our fun. But he will have plenty of time to watch me be a good whore with his sons. The youngest boy is here for a few weeks. And his brother will visit next week giving this phone sex milf a few weeks with his cock too. Oh, how I love the holidays.

Phone sex chat keeps mommy In her place well!

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Phone sex chat keeps Mommy in her place well! And hopefully you too! I never do well with the transition from fall to winter. Chalk it up to me keeping warm and turning tricks when I was barely legal. Fall was always a time for getting high and fucking. Winter is for surviving with whatever I can get my hands on. That was until I started popping brats out of my pussy.

All I ever heard was how women with offspring would never get a man. But I sure proved them wrong! I have had the best men in my life who liked hardcore sex and were very kinky. Men who provided for me and mine between my hooking days. Men who would pay for everything all I had to do was fuck all the time. And they never minded if my small sluts watched or ran around as we go down and dirty! 

Phone sex chat with a subby p-mommy of a boy and girl

Fetish phone sex during the winter gets a little darker as my son gets older. About a year ago I let the world know that he was ready to be introduced to the world as a sissy leading up to being a ladyboy. And by the world, I mean my sexy callers who need some boy ass occasionally.  I was reluctant to do so until one of my callers coerced it out of me.

What does mommy do with her sweet baby boy? I swear my men sometimes have a better handle on me than my kinky p-daddy boyfriends! Mommy needs to be put back in her place sometimes. This sexy submissive mommy is beginning to like winter and all the sadistic fucks who come and use me and my small sluts. 

Kinky Phone Sex with a mommy of a sweet little girl and a sissy boy gets dark and cold-blooded. 

Big Tits and Asses Bring All the Young Boys to a MILF’s Bed

big tits and assesMany men love women with big tits and asses. I have both. And I am natural too. My oldest son tells me I have that mom bod younger guys crave. The kind of body that makes them reminisce about mommy. Plus, women with big tits and big asses often sport hairy pussies like me. I am a triple threat of sort. Big natural boobs, a round booty and a hairy pussy. 

 Although schools are not out yet for the Christmas break, I can always find some truant boys at the skate park. I woke up horny Friday. No one was around to take care of me. As Christmas gets closer, I will have more family with me, but right now, it is just me and my husband. And I can go to the park and pick up a young stud and fuck him faster than my husband’s Viagra takes to work. And that is just what I did. 

 It did not take me long to find a young stud down to fuck a curvy phone sex milf. He approached me. He had young bad boy written all over him. As Taylor Swift sings, he looked like my next bad decision. But no young boy with a hard cock is a mistake in my mind. This boy possessed a swagger. The kind of swagger that comes with a big cock. I could not wait to see his cock, so I went down on him in the park. It never hurts to be certain before you take a boy for a test drive. 

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 And yes, he was well-endowed and likely still growing. I brought him home with me. By the time we walked back to my house, his cock was hard again. Two erections before my husband could have even one. I am lucky that my husband never minds me fucking a hot young stud. He knows I am not leaving him for a teenager. However, his jealous side shows when I fuck men my age or older. But a young stud, he pulls up a chair and watches his wife do her thing. 

 That young boy knew his way around a hairy pussy too. My husband tugged on his cock trying to get it hard. But no luck. It had not been 4 hours yet. My young stud came in my hairy pussy and my ass too. The boy gave this milf phone sex whore quite the ride. He came 4 times before my husband’s dick even started to twitch. This is why I love teenage boys. 

Phone perverts Paradise is Full of Orgy Fantasies

Phone perverts Paradise is the place to come for those filthy sick ideas of masturbaion. Let mama Irene be your personal guide to making your craving for tight holes cum filled. With my fantasy fun we can get into every type of kink.

At the start of my weekend I got to enjoy some young dick of a neighbor boy. It was such a great time having this young guy get his first nut off inside my milf mommy cunt.

It just happened that he was coming over to talk to my daughter. She was not home and I invited him in. With some Milf and cookies on the agenda I managed to take the young man and make him no longer a virgin.

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Diaper phone sex for Mr. Stinky Pampers peee-ewww!

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Diaper phone sex for Mr. Stinky Pampers peee-ewww! Let’s talk about diapers and my love for them on the down-low.  All my life I have had a secret fascination with disposable diapers.

I was a difficult brat to get out of diapers. My mommy said she couldn’t handle my shitty ass being bigger and would spank me so hard for sneaking to wear and use my sister’s diapers. And we wonder where I got my spanking Kink! My solution was to hide and learn to change myself. It’s still embarrassing to those who do not understand. 

Diaper phone sex Auntie and The stinkers pampers boy around

My point is that I know personally about the love of diapers and going squish and tinkle in them. Also, why I just adore my ABDL Phonesex for perverted boys who poop so raunchy! As a toilet slave and sometimes little I know how naughty it feels to be so full of stinky poops.

I have even gone to the supermarket full just to watch the crinkled faces of the shoppers. The horrid faces and the way people move out of my way is a shopper tip for sure!

Every once in a while a really a really rank-ass Adult diaper lover shows up and makes my poops smell like perfume! Mr. Stinky Pampers sure does fit that description. My Nephew who has the most vile poops that I need to call a toxic waste service. Checking and catching that pee-ewww stinky stinkems as auntie sure the hell is a blast!

I give him all I have as an Auntie who has to gag at his super duper stinky winky stench! I will even share the love with family to embarrass him enough to let me change him!  Phone sex humiliation about how vile you smell and having my girlfriends laugh at you is what you get with this Auntie!

Phone Sex Addiction for Hairy Pussies That Remind Men of Mom

phone sex addictionMy hairy pussy might become your next phone sex addiction. Although I experimented with the shaved pussy look, I prefer hair on my cunt. And so does my family and most of my lovers. You might be wondering why. It is because a hairy pussy remains men of a certain age of their mothers. Any mother before 2000, likely had a hairy pussy when her teenage son started jacking off.

My husband might be older than me, but even he finds himself addicted to my hairy snatch. According to him, my pussy reminds him of his mother’s cunt. And he obsessed over fucking his mother. Never happened, but it is the reason he never minded me fucking his sons from his first marriage or our sons. Although my husband is almost 20 years older than me, a little blue pill or watching his phone sex whore wife in action gets his cock hard.

He wanted to watch me fuck a young, hung black man the other day. And I said why not? If my husband feels frisky, I will do what I can to take advantage of it. I put on some tight jeans, and a tighter sweater and went to the park. Black dudes I find the easiest to bring home. Oh, and teenage boys appear easy to seduce also.

Cum on My Hairy Muff So My Husband Can Lick it Clean

I told this handsome black stud that my husband would be watching, and I think that made him want to fuck me more. Some men love to shame a husband while they fuck their wives. And this random stranger not only fucked the shit out of me, but he made fun of my old husband’s broke down cock. My husband acted like the director of a cuckold porn staring his phone sex slut wife. He told my black lover to cum on my hairy cunt.

My husband loves the look of jizz on my hairy cunt. I laid there playing with the cum chunks in my hairy muff when my husband crawled over to clean me up. Watching this old white man eat his cum off my hairy snatch made my black lover hard again. However, this time, he fucked my husband’s ass. And they both loved it. So, did I.

Phone Sex Hotline Open on the Holidays for Family Fun

phone sex hotlineMy phone sex hotline is open on holidays too. Although I have a house full of family, I plan on working a few hours today because I cannot stay away from men when they need me most. And the holidays often bring on the family fantasies. Some men experienced real family fun and need to talk about it. Others just fantasize about family. But either way, the holidays mean you see family or think about family, and I want to be here for that.

I enjoy talking to men who fuck their family because I fuck my family too. For me, it started when I seduced my daddy as a young schoolgirl. And it continued when I got married to an older man with two teen sons I helped raise. I played with those boys first. Then when I gave birth to two boys and a daughter, I played with them too eventually. So, I enjoy talking about family fun on my phone sex line.

Holidays are About Kinky Family Time

As I write this, my daughter is trying to distract me by finger banging my hairy muff. She loves her mommy’s pussy as much as her brothers do. Maybe even more. My coed daughter and I are as close as two people can get. She brought home her college boyfriend for the Thanksgiving break. And of course, I fuck him too. If you date my daughter, you date her sexy mommy too. I love sharing. Sharing is caring.

Although my stepsons and one of my sons are married, they always have time for me. I guess the boys heard me moaning and thought I was masturbating. Well, sort of. My daughter was the one masturbating me. I had to stop writing for an hour or so because my family needed me more than you guys.

They needed my tight holes. I ate my daughter’s pussy while one son fucked my ass, and a stepson fucked my cunt. And a phone sex milf knows how to multitask, so I jacked off my other son and stepson. We all came together. Now, I will get back to taking care of you guys.

Tight shaved pussy is tastier than your wifes turkey!

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Tight shaved pussy is tastier than your wife’s turkey! WHo wants dried-up lips of poultry when I am always wet for any roleplay! P-pervert momma is always juicy and ready for your meat thermometer to be shoved so deep inside of me and my chics too. What can I say taboo is just what I love to do with you! I understand your mind this time of year, all the family get-togethers cute teens and more have you wanting a thrill. Your wife slaved over the meal and all you want is a helping of baby girl (or boy) pudding pie.  Let me be your dessert and I promise you’ll leave with a satisfied sweet tooth. Come over and let’s get naughty as fuck this seaon of perversion!

Tight shaved pussy after your wifes dry “Turkey”

Or is it your mommy who is setting the table for your incest desires? Mommy who should have gave in eons ago to your growing young penis. Your sisters are becoming mommies too now and i bet that has you in a state of distress. Never fear, your secrets are safe with this incest momma. 

Here at Phone perverts Paradise we know that you deserve to celebrate your own way! ANy subject is okay with me and a little secret si I love it dirty. I know where you will be going in your spank bank this time of year. That private social media that follows teen preggo whores and dirty talking milfs will never be found out.  Your wife doesn’t have to know that you are Jacking off all the day before and the day after that dry turkey! 

Have some perverted fun with this crazy sex positive Milf

Moist and tight is what you will find with this sexy mommy whore. Stuff something other than that turkey and release all your holiday tensions with me. So after the football game put on some insanely filthy Porn for masturbation with me. Let loose and relax, my taboo fantasy land is great for all of our sexual organs!