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Naughty Phone Sex Whore

phone sex whoreI am such a phone sex whore. I went shopping today. The only thing I enjoy almost as much as fucking is spending my husband’s money. I wanted some new shoes. I put on a sexy dress and no panties. I like to flash the shoe clerks helping me or anyone in the mall for that matter. The guy helping me try on shoes at Nordstrom’s was a young man. He could have still been in high school, but I think he was in college and working on his break. He was nervous. There was a chance he was gay, so I gave him a pussy flash. I saw him shift his dick in his pants. Straight. A gay man wouldn’t get a boner from my hairy muff. I spread my legs a little wider. I made eye contact with him. I wanted him to know that I knew he was staring at my pussy. Cute boy. After I bought a few pairs of shoes that cost more that he will make in a year, I slipped him my phone number. I wasn’t out of the store yet when he texted me a dick picture. Much better than I expected. He took a break and we had a dirty fuck in a mall bathroom. He didn’t last long, but I didn’t think he would. I cock teased the fuck out of him in the store. I rubbed my pussy as he was fucking the shit out of me bent over the sink. Just a typical day shopping for a phone sex milf like me.

I Made a Phone Sex Porn for Christmas

phone sex pornI made a homemade phone sex porn for my husband for Christmas. I called it, “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” I wanted him to see what a naughty whore he married. All my sons and stepsons and my daughter too are home for the holidays. He was at his office on Christmas eve, when he should have been with us. He works all the time, which is why I must find my own fun. While he was slaving away at work, I was being a sex slave to our boys. So was my daughter! With the iPad I got last year for Christmas, I set it up to make a video. It started with my daughter and I wrapping presents, then unwrapping each other. Eventually, some horny elves joined in on the fun and we were unwrapping some large packages. My daughter and I got gang banged in front of the tree by 5 horny boys.  Side by side, my daughter and I proudly took some holiday cheer in all our fuck holes. I was just happy to be with family. It is what the holidays are all about. I hope daddy loves his dirty home movie. Maybe next year he won’t pick work over family fun!

Discreet Phone Sex Warms You Up

discreet phone sexWinter has arrived. I hate cold weather. Normally, we spend the holidays in Florida where it is a tad warmer, but all my offspring wanted Christmas in NYC this year. They want to roller skate and window shop at all the big department stores to see their holiday displays. I do what my brood wants. I can suck up the snow for them. Everyone was out holiday shopping but me this morning. I was up late last night dirty talking and wrapping gifts, so they let me sleep in. I woke up horny of course, but no one was home to fuck me. There is an easy solution to that problem. I went over to Central Park and picked up the first hot man I saw. Rick is home for the holidays from New Hampshire. He was just taking a walk in one of the biggest and best known parks in the US. Just my luck, because he was handsome. He was just what I needed. I understand discreet phone sex, so I assured him I didn’t care if he was married. He texted his wife who was out shopping like my family. He told her he was going to the art gallery. Instead, he was letting a hairy milf ride his hard cock. I bounced up and down his shaft, gyrating all over his stiff dick to make myself cum. He loved my hairy cunt too. A few rounds of fucking and I sent him on his way. It may be cold outside, but thanks to a few loads of his hot seed up inside of me, I was warmed up. My offspring came home shortly after Rick left. They knew that glow I had. They were happy to get some sloppy seconds. Neither my daughter nor my sons mind mommy’s soppy wet pussy.

Phone Sex Whore Christmas Party

phone sex whoreI am such a phone sex whore. I have a naughty story to share. About ten years ago, my husband and I were invited to the Playboy mansion for a Christmas party. My husband helped the Playboy Club in NYC get out of a legal matter. Mr. Hefner was so grateful, he personally invited us himself. I was super excited to see the pleasure palace. I mean the Playboy mansion is legendary, as was Hugh Hefner. Now, I had heard rumors that a lot of the crazy sex stuff no longer happened because of Hugh’s age. That was expected. He was older; even Viagra can’t work miracles when you are that old. Men, even celebrities were hitting on me, but if it was possible, I wanted to play with Hugh. I have always had a thing for much older men, especially wealthy older men. When I met Hugh, there was a connection. He felt it too. If a woman has a chance to fuck the original playboy, they would be silly not too. I would never think of sharing this story while he was still alive out of respect, but now he is gone, so it is okay. He struggled getting his dick hard, even with my excellent cock sucking skills and a pretty blue pill. He suggested I find another person to join us. He meant a woman of course. I came back to his private bedroom with Alana, a former bunny from the 80s. She was a raven-haired mature goddess like me. We started eating each other’s pussy while Hugh stroked his cock. I never got to fuck him. Closest I got was his cock in my mouth and a little taste of pre-cum. That was fine because I got some of the tastiest pussy ever. And to be honest, I got the best voyeur ever.  I have lots of dirty phone sex stories to share.  I just always think about my time at The Playboy Mansion this time of year,

Kinky Phone Sex Stories

kinky phone sexKinky phone sex stories are something I have plenty to share with callers. I like having no taboos. I was drunker than I have been in ages. I was at a bar looking to fuck. A woman of any age can get laid at a bar. I met Brantley. He is this 30ish stock broker. He is new on Wall Street. What my husband would call and up and comer in the finance world. He was drunk too. He was out with this girl celebrating his first big trade and she dumped him for some one flashier. He was there at a table with a bottle of champagne and two glasses. I felt sorry for him. He was cute, so this wasn’t a pity fuck. When I sat down, his eyes lit up. I saw the hole thing go down, but I played it cool. Didn’t want him thinking I was hitting on him out of pity. He poured me a glass of champagne. We hit the dance floor. As I was bumping and grinding against him, I felt a sizeable cock. I pushed him into a dark corner, pulled out his cock and started sucking on his neglected dick. I had my glass of champagne with me. I dipped his cock into my glass, so I could have a proper champagne toast. He couldn’t believe my cock sucking skills. I’m about twenty years his senior, but he didn’t mind. No boy minds an older woman with excellent oral skills polishing his nob.  We fucked in that dark corner too. We joked that the champagne was lube. I was super fucking wet, so no lube was necessary. But it was hot to pour expensive champagne over my big boobs while he licked it off. He told me this was the best day of his life. He made his first big trade, netting him a sizeable sum and he met a sexy millf. It was my lucky day too. I met a young stud who fucked me like I was the only woman in the world. I love meeting new people.

Phone Sex Number for Anal Sex

phone sex numberWhen you call my phone sex number, you get no taboo fun. I have never been the type of woman who worked well with limits. Not even my credit cards have limits. I love anal sex. Many women won’t even consider it. My daddy fucked my ass when I was a teen girl. He wanted to try anal and I wanted a new car to drive to high school. Turns out, I liked it up the ass. That means my sons are lucky to have an anal sex mommy. They never had to bribe a girl to give up her booty because mommy always gave up the ass. With my sons home for the holidays, we had an anal gang bang by the fire and tree last night. My sons tell me they have yet to find a woman who likes ass sex like mommy. I doubt they will. I can cum with a cock up my ass and no other stimulation. I think I have a G spot in my ass, because my ass squirts too when a big fat cock hits the right spot. My husband and daughter watched as my sons took turns ramming their young cocks up my back door. My youngest son started singing The Doors’ song, “I’m a Back Door Man,” as he nutted up my ass. After every boy made a deposit of cum up my ass, my daughter got into position to clean me up. She loves licking her brother’s cum out of my ass. I push it out like it is candy right into her mouth. It is great to have my family with me for the holidays. Anal sex with me will become your phone sex addiction because I cannot get enough ass sex. I don’t care how big the cock is either! The bigger the better.

Hottest Phone Sex for the Holidays

hottest phone sexThis is going to be the hottest phone sex Christmas ever. I am looking forward to talking to men on the holidays that love incest. I have been an incest slut since I was a school girl. My sex drive came early. When most of my friends were playing with Barbie dolls, I was sucking daddy’s dick. It is funny because most of my callers would love to have a young girl initiate sexual contact with them. My father is no longer with me, and my mother and siblings don’t talk to me because daddy left me everything making me a very wealthy woman. That was my plan all along. The way to a man’s money is through his cock. I am not the sugar baby age anymore, but I still get my man or girl. I married a man just like daddy. I didn’t need his money, but I did need his cock to get knocked up. His sons from his first wife, were just icing on the cake. I have a beautiful daughter and two sons from my husband and all of them, plus my step-sons are home for the holidays. That means lots of family group sex. I raised my offspring to take care of mommy’s needs, and trust me, I have a lot of needs, even in my 50s! My husband’s cock doesn’t work anymore, but he doesn’t mind that I enjoy our fuck trophies. Our sons and daughters are supposed to take care of us in old age, right? My daughter is taking care of me as I write this. It is amazing I can focus with her tongue going a million miles on my clit. She is a great cunt licker. I just love the holidays when my entire brood is back home to take care of me properly.

Phone Sex Addiction

phone sex addictionHe told me I was his phone sex addiction. Since he has called me just about daily since I started, I believe him. He is like many of my callers. He has a secret he can’t tell his wife. His secret is that he is a closet sissy boy. He calls me because I know how to treat a sissy.  As a mature woman, I know about a lot of fetishes. I made my sissy boy go shopping last week. I sent him to Victoria Secret in another town, so he wouldn’t get busted by anyone he knows. He was instructed to sing a sissy song we wrote to the hottest woman working there and ask to try on bras. I know he did it too because he sent me the video footage. I couldn’t believe it. I thought he would puss out, but just the opposite. In a frilly dress, he pranced into Victoria Secret like he owned the place. He sang his little song and even recorded himself trying on various outfits for me. When he first called me, he was so shy. He could barely tell me what his phone sex fetish was. Now, he is going up to a hot chick in a lingerie store and asking to try on ladies’ undergarments. Sissies, panty boys, momma’s boys, cuckolds, black cock faggots, adult babies… all the fetish boys out there need a mature woman to help them own their kink. Can I help you too?

He Lives Next Door to a Phone Sex Whore

phone sex whoreI am such a phone sex whore. The neighbor boy was home without his mother on Black Friday. I hate his mother. She is a shrew and a prude. Someone needs to remove the stick from her ass. I am sure you know the type, right? I saw her leave around 1 am to go shopping. She is filthy rich like us. There is no need to battle ugly crowds to save a few bucks, especially when those few bucks aren’t even missed. Her husband I like much better. Him I can deal with. I went over with a rare and expensive bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon. He is from Kentucky originally and I knew this was the way to his son’s hard young cock. We talked about his bitch wife and enjoyed some fine spirits. I can drink any man under the table. I knew his bitch wife wouldn’t be home until dawn, so I had time to wait until he passed out. I went up to junior’s room, turned on the light and took advantage of the lad. He had a tent in his boxers when he saw my big mommy boobs. I whispered in his ear that this was our secret as I stroked his cock into the fullest erection of his life. When my mouth wrapped around his throbbing shaft, he lost all control. He came fast. He looked embarrassed until I assured him it happens to all boys. That is why I blew the boy first. Got to get that first cum out of the way first, so they can last much longer the second time around. I rode his young cock until we both came the next time. Mommy was out shopping, daddy was passed out and I was fucking junior in his bedroom.  Now that is how to spend Black Friday.

Phone Sex Games to Help You Last

phone sex gamesI love phone sex games. I have this one I like to play with my premature ejaculators. It is an edging game call Red Light Green Light. It is a good technique to help guys last longer. Trust me, women want you to last longer. I used this technique with my sons and step-sons too. The problem is when you are younger, you can’t keep your hands off your cock. It feels good, so why stop, right? As you get older, you find yourself watching more and more porn. You get a girlfriend and one of two problems arise. Either you can’t cum unless its by your own hand or you cum too quickly feeling the real thing against your cock. Edging games like Red Light Green Light help boys not cum too quickly and when used before fucking, prove beneficial for both you and your partner. I would have my boys sit on the edge of the bed naked. If I said green light, my boys would stroke their cocks. If I said yellow light, they had to slow down their stroking. And, of course red light meant drop that cock like it’s hot. I use this game with my phone sex callers too. Edging games will help you last when it counts. It is easy to be hedonistic. Get that quick cum, so you can get on with your day, but if you masturbate too much and exhibit no self control, you will find yourself married to your hand. Women want a man who will last longer than minute. The women who have fucked my sons have me to thanks because they can all last longer than 30 minutes. They make sure their women cum first too. If you need some guided masturbation or edging help to make you a better lover for the women in your life, I am here to help you like I helped my boys.