I do try to be a nice person but sometimes phone sex humiliation is unavoidable. When guys come to me with a tick tac and I’m expecting at least a regular-size candy bar, it’s like false advertising. I said that to a guy on a date recently and he said “I never said I had a big cock, I didn’t even have a dick pic on my online profile.” Which may be true but this phone sex whore thought you were fuckable. I wouldn’t have been telling you I can’t wait to ride you raw or grind on you until we are both sloppy wet cum splashed dirty slutty messes together. I wouldn’t have been showing you my 12-inch dildo thrusting up in my cunt day after day telling you how I would do naughty things to our dick when I got in person.
You failed to mention we’d need to call upon a search party to find the cock before we did anything. I would not have brought lube if I knew what you were packing. Theft by deception for wasting my time thinking I could fuck a Vienna sausage when the only way to get into my pussy is to be at least a normal size frank. Can someone catfish you by making you think they could please you when they knew the whole time they never could?
I brought extra panties thinking you would be making mine so wet that I would need to change but you need pink silky panties on more than I do princess. How did I end up on a date with a faggot sissy boy with a nonexistent cock? Where are the real men?
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