Usually, I’m the sub during submissive phone sex calls, but lately I’ve been in a very bratty mood. I’ve thought about all the guys who tell me they have huge cocks and when I ask how big they are, they tell me 6 inches. Yes, that’s above average, but just barely. And it’s not like being above average is anything to brag about. There’s no way that would do anything for me other than make me laugh. And boy am I in the mood to laugh at a loser like you. Does that turn you on? Having your teeny weenie laughed at?
I love comparing common household items to your dick size. I wonder what we can find around your house that would make you feel ashamed of how small you are? I might even have you get a magnifying glass and look through it. That’s the closest you’ll ever come to knowing what it would be like if you had a big dick. But of course, you’ll never know what it’s like for real because your dick has done all the growing it’s going to do. I need to fill you in on how useless and pathetic your dick is.