I answered an ad in a porn rag looking for women with big tits and asses. I was not sure if it was legitimate or not because of the times. They were offering $500 cash for what, I was not sure. I did not need the money. I am bored. I called the number and a guy said he would come over the next day. I asked a few questions but was unsure what I was agreeing to do, lol. I thought it was nude modeling. I just knew I would be perfect for the gig whatever it was. I have been gang banged by a fraternity house; I have fucked black guys; I love double penetration and incest. There is little I have not done. Whatever this dude wanted to pay me $500 for, I was game because I am tired of being cooped up with my husband. He is old with a broke down dick and I am in my sexual prime and horny.
I put on nothing but high heels and greeted him at the door. He was a nerd. Black rimmed glasses with coke bottle thick lenses. He was sporting a vintage Star Wars shirt too. He was cute in a nerd kind of way. I was thinking he wanted to cum on my tits or my ass. Maybe fuck me. He came inside and I asked him what he wanted. I was not prepared for the answer. He wanted me to shame him for his little dick and fart and piss on him. Now, I was disappointed. I wanted to fuck. At the least, I wanted cum on me. He had a small dick and a weird fetish even for a seasoned fetish phone sex slut. But guess what? $500 is $500 and cabin fever had the best of me. I laughed at his small willy, pissed on him then got my big ass in his face and did my best to fart on the loser. Turns out it was quite amusing for me. No mater how cute he was, he was a pathetic pervert with a shrimp dick. I would not have fucked him for $10,000. We talked a bit afterwards and I discovered he has a full-time mistress, but she will not see him right now because of the virus. He offered me $500 a session, so I guess I am officially a Covid relief mistress.