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Porn for masturbation needs to be perverted and dirty for jacking.

Porn for masturbation

Porn for masturbation needs to be perverted and dirty for jacking. In a word nasty. To begin with let us find something so perverted, dirty and nasty to watch that really gets you in the mood. Now you need to know do you want it to jump right in or do you want it to slow. First you also need to be comfortable. Some have some blow, a little weed, lotion of course, however for the most part just the porn you like and someone to masturbate with is a good start.

            As soon as you are ready to start watching the porn some of the best porn is watched with someone else. Now, the options of the porn, some of the best for jacking is gangbang, threesomes, and even glory holes seem to be the best ones for jacking. Next having someone right next to you, even just having a Phone sex porn partner will be key to how hard you will cum.

            Finally, you will have the joint masturbation to the porn and that perverted voice (me) telling you how hot and sexy these videos are and how hard to stroke you cock and when we should cum together. By all means let us have more than one.

Phonesex pervert mistress Pam will masturbate with you.

            Phonesex pervert mistress Pam will masturbate with you. At the same time have no worries because when we cum together it will be nasty. Now. I need you to picture this in your mind. We are in paradise. Clear skies all around. This is where we can do as we please. No rules. All paradise fantasy land. Surrounding us. Namely we stretch out in the sun. Facing or side by side. As long as we can see one another so that as we masturbate, we are in tandem.

             Everything is possible. Be as perverted as you want. Use what is laying around to wrap around your cock. Use something other than normal toys. We are on a beach in paradise. Masturbating together. Suddenly I reached out and grasped a beer bottle. Mickey’s bullet. To be sure it will fit. To be sure it needs a good chugging.  Phonesex

            Now did you really want to get perverted with me and empty the bullet right into this cunt. You pour it down in, at the same time that I have my legs spread wide open high up in the air to hold in the alcohol. Let the alcohol soak in and it never affects the voice, but the alcohol gets you super drunk.

            In fact, we can use stronger and get kinkier. We are very discreet in what we do at Phone perverts Paradise. Have to be when getting off and being a mistress at the same time. A mistress knows how to keep a secret and you can do anything you want with a mistress.

Phone sex whore fuck me, bend me over, take me anyway.

Phone sex whore            Phone sex whore fuck me, bend me over, take my anyway. Like another word for whore is mistress. Call girl. Obviously, I could keep going. Being a mistress however means that I am a step above a street walker. It’s important to realize the difference. As long as I keep myself disease free and my mouth shut (except when it it’s wrapped around a cock) then I am a good blonde mistress. Now I know you know the saying that blondes have more fun.

            Like for sure. We do. Not expected to have brains. Being a ditz gives us an excuse. I mean half the time I can’t even remember the name of my latest guy who pays my bills. Pulls my hair. Looking up at him as I suck that cock. After all my lack of memory on names keeps them happy.

            Just another whore to be fucked. Any way they liked it. Wanted to be perverted. Then be it. Chances are without a name how could I ever come back. On the positive side keeping me in the house, paying my bills, is a sure-fire way to make sure that you never catch anything bad and the wife need never know. After all, what they don’t know doesn’t hurt them. So, the whore or the mistress phone sex is the same thing.

Phone sex porn is a daily must have, trust me.

            Phone sex porn is a daily must have, trust me. Now the best way to begin a day is to wake to a porn video already keyed up. All you need to do is press play. May be an addiction but it is one that is well worth the hassle. After all, stroking a clit while watching porn on the phone with someone. Knowing at the same time that I am playing with my clit you are playing with your cock. Throw in some games while we watch, everyone is a winner.

            To begin with the daily helping of porn with the morning wood. It’s important to realize that women wake up horny as well. Before going to bed, I am sure to set up the porn that when I wake all I do is roll over and press play. Toys are under the pillow, inside the pillowcase, or even just inside the drawer of the nightstand.  Phone sex porn            As soon as I turn on the porn, I have one of my many vibrators turned on. The rose in the morning is sure to get me off quickly. Parting the lips, it slides right up inside. It tickles the clit at the same time. Teasing the clit, the juices start to cover the dildo.

            All things considered as I play my games, teasing my clit. Watching porn. It is easy to see why it is important to get off daily. Porn is a great way to start the day. Trust me. You won’t be sorry. Call me and we will watch it together. I like them all.

Phone sex number is for the uninhibited perverted taboo.

Phone sex number             Phone sex number is for the uninhibited perverted taboo. No judgment. Nasty, perverted, tell me your fantasy. First you will tell me what you want for I have your number. You want a fantasy. Now it could just be you want a detailed blowjob. Not super nasty but at the same time if I were to shit on it and eat it off it would become nasty. Perverted taboo is one for the banks. Fist fucking. Young ones. Include your daughter or son. Make it super taboo.

            Mistress Pam will fuck everyone. Gangbang, threesome, foursome, make it quad. Go straight from my ass to my mouth. Double penetrate me at the same time as up are degrading me. No limits phone sex means that you will tell me anything and it will stay between you and me. As soon as you dial my number, I have your number. Let us be nasty and naughty. As perverted and taboo as you are so, please.

            Fuck my ass. Cum in my ass. Cum on my tits. Cover me in your semen. Bukkake makes for some fun. Finally deciding what nasty you want, just dial that number. Be prepared for nasty and naughty.

Phone sex humiliation let’s show everyone your little winky.

  Phone sex humiliation           Phone sex humiliation let’s show everyone your little winky. After all a good laugh is to be had by one and all. You should be watching porn with your mistress in Paradise. Reason being knowing worth and what you need. It is to be exposed and have me publicly humiliate you. Show everyone that you have an itty bitty teeny weeny shriveled little, short dick.

            Now it must be said you are not even a man with a something so very little that a young one has something that is much larger than what you possess. As long as you have something that is smaller than fingers you are meant or to be watching Porn for masturbation purposes. Not getting you in the mood to have some fun with a woman.

            Next once you have started masturbating, I will take you into public and have a sign around your neck telling just how small you are. On the front an arrow, saying humiliate me. On the back ask me how small. Going to put you in a pink tutu so that all may laugh. Knowing that you aren’t woman but with the sign knowing you have a dick. Albeit a small one.

            At the same time people will be laughing because it looks like you have a clitoris. Not a dick small boy. Finally put you in high heels. Hence lifting your money-making sissy ass. Selling you for the whatever is offered to take you in a dimly lit alley.

Phone sex hotline come and get it quickly.

               Phone sex hotline come and get it quickly. Before it is gone. Then again at the same time come one come all to the best lines around. We have so many options and all of them have the same thing in common when dealing with me. Fun, fucking, playing, no rules. Rules get in the way of fun. Play with yourself and I will tell you how. Have a group of friends and it will be orgy time. Sex, cum, and rock n roll.

                The first thing to remember is that with orgies is to record them for later fun. After all it is great to relive it. All those naked bodies. Rolling around. Cocks fucking ass, mouth, and pussy. All things considered with the dvd you can masturbate to it not once but numerous times. Reliving the story.

                Stroking your cock. Have me go down on your cock. Acting out the dvd or just telling me about the story. Completely.  

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Phone sex games a hit here a hit there everywhere a hit.

Phone sex games                Phone sex games a hit here a hit there everywhere a hit. To begin with we need a fun filled sex game. Shall it be a drinking sex game? Card sex game? Hit me with your best shot. Been fucking a long time and even bar dice turns from a drinking game to a fucking game. Aces are wild and you pick the hole. It will be hot to be sure. Everything is on the table including forced intercourse. At the same time, it isn’t fantasy rape if I am begging you to fuck me hard.

                Roll the dice and it’s fifty-four all day. With this mind you have the choice. What will it be? Ass, mouth, cunt. Need to win to have all three. It’s important to realize winning is everything. There are winners. At the same time that means there are losers. On the positive side play the game and I will suck your cock. Lick your ass. Tongue fucks your ass.

                Make you cum all over these tits. Masturbate with you. These titties love to be pinched. That is to say roll the dice and see if you get one or two. All in all, the games have begun. Who will be the winner? Ultimitately you will be cumming but the question is where, when, and how. All it takes is a roll of dice. Immediately you will have your reward. After all that is the point of the game.

Phone sex addiction is perverted and luscious.

               Phone sex addiction Phone sex addiction is perverted and luscious. Now it isn’t something that you need to be ashamed of. Not in the least. It is a game. It is hot. You will need it to survive. Now the reason being is because you need to cum. That cock needs to feel the hot tight wet pussy. Be locked in a cage when naughty.

Deal the deck. Queen of spades. Three of hearts. Stretch out the asshole. Fuck the cunt. Take it hard and deep. Roll the dice and see how many you get. Take your addiction to the next level. Need to make it a full-fledged one to really have some fun and then it is harder to break. Get it under your skin.

It will be some very Hot Phonesex.

Mouth around the dick. Down the throat. Pulling the semen right up the urethra. Hard dicks are fun to play with. Now it is very important for me to deep throat you in a way to get your dick all the way down my throat and balls into my mouth. Enabling me to lick your balls at the same time as you are fucking my throat. Roll the dice and see how many will join us in our games. Draw a card and see what room it will be in.

I can take it in the bathroom. I can take it up the ass. Be the maid and you the colonel. In the bathroom, up the ass, with long shaft. Balls slapping into the cunt from behind.

Perverted Phone Sex Games are meant to be naughty.

                As long as we are thinking of naughty games to play between the dice, cards, and clue. Let us add a few others. Such as break the ice. It is winter after all. Outside on the thin ice. In a shanty. Have a heater. Use me as a chair as you fuck this cunt hole. Sitting down on my ass, holding my legs for balance. Dick going down into the cunt. Hairy pussy keeping your cock warm surrounding it.

                Inside your dick is warm with my tight cunt hold squeezing around you. Until you finally cum inside of me. One last thing makes it raw or else the game is a foot, and you will lose all your points.

 

Phone sex Mistress Whore likes to fuck hard cocks.

Phone sex          Phone sex Mistress Whore likes to fuck hard cocks. Like it hard. Like rough. Have a small cock. Need to make it feel big. Fuck the ass. Bend me over the couch, cock up the ass you will believe you have the largest cock around. Keep my ass tight with ass flexing. Now I learned that trick from watching my High School teacher always flexing his ass in class. After all a hard cock likes a tight passage.

            In fact besides the ass crunches I do daily, I also like to stick vagina balls in my pussy. Obviously these are used to see if you can walk and keep your muscles tightened enough to hold them up inside. As long as you can keep two inside you will have a tight pussy for those hard cocks to ride on. Never even notice when you are sloppy seconds.

            Suddenly it feels like you are fucking a virgin. You know the saying blondes have more fun? Blonde fucking bitch who will degrade you but fuck you harder than you ever have been fucked. Been around the block more than once. Hot Phonesex is easy when the whore in question has fucked everyone near and dear to her.

            Give me a spin around the place. You will quickly becoming and be sure to have your freak flag ready because I love to get nasty.