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My bitch called me for Sissy Phone Sex, and learned a valuable lesson in discipline.

Sissy Phone Sex

One of my favorite sissies decided to give me a little ring today for some Sissy Phone sex. However the little skank hasn’t been listening to me recently. So had to take care of that.

Luckily, it made up for it.

Yes. It. It doesn’t need a name. If it needs a name, it’s my faggoty sissy slave.

So, it was wearing some cute panties. Purple. And was so ready to let a little cummy blow.

However, it can’t come without my permission. So had to earn that shit. Self disciplinary actions are the only way to get back into my good graces. Cause it’s so much more satisfying for me to hear it scream like a girly bitch with even the slightest of pinches.

I did let it come though. Making sure to let it know what a fucking worthless cum whore it was. And that it had to beg for it. With conviction.

I’m so mean sometimes (lul) but it likes it.

I was fucked by someone I gave an enema to, let me retell it here in Phone Perverts Paradise

I have a partner outside of this place that is as kinky as I am. Loves to torture the fun bags with some squeezes and punches. Loves to dominate me in many different ways. And I let him cause that dick is just too good.

But, my Phone Perverts Paradise denizens, I dominated him. Let me tell you how.

Enema play is a favorite of his. Loves fucking with that feeling of fullness in his black hole while pumping his fuck stick into me. And it didn’t matter orifice he had it in me. He wanted to just feel the squeeze around the cock while there was a gallon sloshing around in there.

The more into that space he went into, the more he thrust into me. Hearing the moans from both of us as I heard that magical phrase that makes me just go gooey when he says it. “I’m gonna come” Which also makes me come with him.

Yeah, eventually you gotta release the evil that is between t he cheeks. But the satisfaction you get when you have something that came out of both holes is that much better in the end.

 

Big tits and asses are a guaranteed way to get you on the tour bus

Big Tits and Asses

So, I was able to get past your security. Which was easy be tee dubs, as all I had to do was just show them one nipple.

Not exactly top notch guard duty there bud.

But it didn’t matter. I wanted to see what Mr Smoke could do. I noticed how big his dick was at certain points of his show, and wanted to ride that dance pole. And I knew I’d succeed as I also knew you were into big tits and asses.

Also, ticking off the bucket list item of “fucking a rock star.”

When we finally came together though, it was like a whole different show. You let me use your cock like a microphone to sing my own song. Even pushing it down my throat to make sure I was heard loud and clear.

And lets not forget the duet. That 69 action where we got to tongue each others star fish. Lapping up all those sweet juices that formed from our connections.

Should be a thing to do at rock shows to support our musicians. Fuck a rock star.

Beat your meat as I rub my… meat?… Mutual Masturbation.

Mutual Masturbation

I’m that ho that loves mutual masturbation. Even if it’s just me looking at myself in a mirror rubbing one out (see what I did there… 😉 ) It’s been something that has made me a better lover in my honest opinion.

Cause what really turns me on is watching my partner pleasure themselves. Just seeing them tease and bring themselves to a climax of sorts makes my pussy drip with anticipation. Knowing I’ll be able to achieve same orgasm as they do.

Also, observing how they move their hands during self pleasure is the key to finding out what kinds of things they’d like to do orally. Especially if they like a deep throat fuck, or for you to suck on that clitty bean like a nipple. Or if they like clean or sloppy toppy.

And describing what I’m doing to myself to someone else is fun too. Should try it sometime.

 

Wedding bells? More like wedding balls deep in this tight shaved pussy

My sister’s wedding was recently. Groom’s men were just ripe for the picking too. Was like they were all sculpted by gods. Especially their holiness of their cocks.

And I just couldn’t help myself. I had to have one. Show him how nice my tight shaved pussy is, ready for his manly seed. Go balls deep, spread my open like a flower in bloom.

I did nab me one of the guys though. Dick was perfect size for my fuck holes to have fun with. Pounded me all night long, into the morning. Making me shoot my own cum all over the tables. Chairs, curtains, you name it.

He left his own DNA on everything as well. Which was all fine by me. I love that shit.

Until the sun came up anyways… When the reception hall opened back up…Tight shaved pussy

Kinky Phone Sex for the wicked side of me

Kinky Phone Sex

I was taught a lesson one time about what it took to be a good sub. As in being a “good girl”. Which, as we have discussed before, I am not a good little subby sub. I’m that brat for kinky phone sex. But my Dom wanted to say otherwise.

So he had me bound in place while he tortured and teased my pussy. Making me go between those sensations on my ass and clit. And this to me is always fun, but there was one problem with this particular time.

I was not allowed to come. At all. Unless I begged for it like the “good little cum slut girly” I am.

Now, I thought I could hold onto it. I really did. However I ended up caving after some time and begging like a whore for her next hit off the crack pipe. And he still didn’t let me.

Not until he started to blow out my fuck holes… with other guys dicks…

 

Daddy wants to play? Daddy can in little girl phone sex

Little Girl Phone Sex

Wanna be a Daddy Dom for this princess? Know how that there is a bit of ageplay for this little girl phone sex. Especially for my puss.

Just think. Tight, wet. Just something you wanna stretch the edges on really. Get it nice and filled as you pump your man juice into my teen pussy cup. Hear me moan like a bitch in heat wanting to be mounted.

Or, maybe you want my other holes? Maybe Mr Man thinks this slut doesn’t deserve her cunt to be played with. Maybe I need to be taught a lesson on how to take large cocks in my starfish? Or throat fucked until I’m puking because of how many times you dick punched my tonsils.

Either way, what bliss.

Keeping it discreet in Mistress Phone Sex

Mistress Phone Sex

I’m the one you’re wife warned you about. The new girl at your job who just “looked way to hot to not be a slut”. Which to be fair, she wasn’t wrong. I am a slut.

But still, harsh judgment sis.

That’s why I wiggled my ass and tits in front you of anytime I had the chance. Just to prove a point to her that, maybe, she should have kept that fat trap shut. Cause I wouldn’t have been interested otherwise.

And that I’m you new pocket pussy with Mistress Phone Sex. Not only a lady of the night who controls you, but also your side piece. Because my muffin is always baked to perfection for your cream to fill anytime.

You also like emptying that bank account for me, just as much as I love giving you my fruits. Peach, apple bottom. Make the holes stretch in both because I’m all for DP. As your ball and chain isn’t into anything you are.

Plus, my fuck holes are softer…

 

Happy Holidays from this Phone Sex Whore

Phone Sex Whore

Tis the season for this pussy to be wrapped around a nice big meaty dick. Put a bow on the base of it like a cock ring. Make them balls look like mistletoe. Give em a lil smooch.

I just want to get rowdy. Want a good romp around a kitchen scene. Have someone banging me from behind while I’m cooking dinner for the family. Give into the nice quickie before someone walks in. Again…

And then into the night, where I can have a bed to lay on and just have my mister for the moment. Having his second helping of dessert eating out my peachy puss. Lapping up that sweet syrupy juice as it leaks out.

And lets not forget, having the Yule Log burn it’s way through my back chimney. Sitting by that fire and just poking it nice and slow through till it’s burned down. And soft wood.

Holidays are for fucking. It’s the only reason why there are so many in a row.

 

“How To Phone Sex” Beginners guide to greatest orgasm ever

How to Phone Sex

How to Phone Sex with the best of us? It’s a valid question. There isn’t exactly a “how to” guide on this shit. Nor is there a real how to guide on some of the other facets of kink, or fantasy.

But, I’m a teacher. I love teaching guys the exact way to eat muffins, and make sure to get the gooey center. Or chicks how to properly suck that strawberry like it’s going through a straw. Also showing some tricks on how to properly insert a family of 5 into my Air VgN.

So, best way to start it out is finding that fantasy that makes Mr Willy wanna twitch. Give him the want to get big for ya. And with us, you can make it be anything you want. Even if it involves a car battery, jumper cables, an SOS pad and the movie of Apocalypse Now is playing the background. Whatever makes dicky get thicky.

Have a good lube handy. No one wants chub rub.

Now, this is where it gets important. Because you get to talk to me, and have the sultry voice on the other end of the line. And we make magic happen. Bring the fantasy to reality in your brain, and work your shit like it matters.

And remember, it’s your fantasy. I’m just the artist that paints the picture for you.