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Hottest Phone Sex that is just as satisfying as a bathtub full of bath bombs.

Hottest Phone Sex

He loves taking me out on the porch anytime I come home. His little minx, he calls me. Just, casually asks me about my day for a few seconds, and then, the whisper starts.

And some of the hottest phone sex starts happening. Going off like dropping a bath bomb in a tub full of water.

Granted, his balls are the bb’s, and my pussy is that perfectly sized bath tub he can use to fizzle in.

Just slowly kissing and caressing my body with a gentle touch as he softly describes what’s happening. From kissing neck, to caressing my body. Slowly teasing the ear drums with sweet words of nurture where I feel his hands on my tits.

As he speaks, it’s as if I feel that shit happening. My hand wanders to my clit, caressing the bean as I close my eyes and go to work. I start reciting what my hands are doing to him, with a soft but slight moan he loves so much.

I feel the first wave of pleasure rip through my body, twitching ever so slightly as he keeps softly speaking in the soothing voice. And keeps going as I keep finger fucking myself into more and more build up.

Then, like that said bath bomb fizzling out, he releases his own foam into my full fuck tub.

My boo knows who he is. Thanks for the inspiration. Lub you :*

Give you a one woman show of porn for masturbation.

Porn for masturbation

I was alone that night. No caller or lover to have. And was hornier than a trucker who’s been driving for a week with no pussy to wet his gear shifter.

For some of you, you feel my pain. For the others that don’t, it’s a tragic thing. Just go with it.

Anyways, I had just got in some new toys to shove up my cunt. Drunk me thought sober me needed stuff. Which it was correct about. Because what came in was astounding.

Between the new butt plug, dual ended vibrator, and body wand, I was in for a pleasurable time. Using the butt plug to warm up my forbidden love hole, I used the dual one to get puss ready for some action.

After coming a few times, I swapped some things around. Figured I could see what having the body wand felt like in my swollen fuck pit. Ended up sending me to a different dimension all together as I probably squirted more than the world record holder currently.

Couldn’t walk straight for a week… Should do it again and record it this time. Would make some great porn for masturbation later on.

 

My favorite toy doesn’t buzz. But it’s easy to keep wet with mutual masturbation.

Mutual Masturbation

Slipping the glass in and out of my pussy, I feel the sensation of pleasure well back up into me. I cum, letting the juices just flow down the smooth surface of the dildo. Coating it in more lubrication of my own fluids.

It’s always a fun time when I’m using my glass toys. I love the feel of the coolness entering into my cunt, for it to warm back up just by that heat alone. The hardness as I’m able to pound it into my cervix, with no real push back. It’s an implement I love having when masturbating on my own.

It’s also one that just never gets dry. Keeping this fuck hole wet is it’s job, anyways. Which it does a good job of. Even give it pats on the head for a well done self fuck session.

Should see it work it’s magic with me when we have mutual masturbation with each other.

 

Move over guys. Orgy Fantasies like mine, you’re just gonna have to fap one out to

Orgy Fantasies

Orgy fantasies with me are a bit of a different animal. Cause mine never really involve a dick, anywhere. Unless it’s a dildo, then we are okay.

Cause I always fantasize about eating and fucking my sorority sister’s pussies all the time. Like we are one big fuck fest of cunts being passed around the room like blunts at a Snoop Dogg concert. Using the pleasure we get as the drug we get high on.

Like, having that muffin baking in my face as I heat it up with my tongue. Kneading it like bread as I lick around and find the center, so I can hear her moan on top of me. Hoping for a morsel of cum to hit my chin.

We like it too guys. Squirters are the best at what they do.

Also feeling mine just get penetrated by whatever toy is around. Or feeling the buzz of a vibrator on my mound, ,making it feel like bees are making honey over it. And the better part of all of this, is that the cumming never stops.

However, I wake up and realize I’m alone in my room again, just rubbing my shit like genie lamp in my sleep.

Fuck… I need a pussy in my face again soon.

My bitch called me for Sissy Phone Sex, and learned a valuable lesson in discipline.

Sissy Phone Sex

One of my favorite sissies decided to give me a little ring today for some Sissy Phone sex. However the little skank hasn’t been listening to me recently. So had to take care of that.

Luckily, it made up for it.

Yes. It. It doesn’t need a name. If it needs a name, it’s my faggoty sissy slave.

So, it was wearing some cute panties. Purple. And was so ready to let a little cummy blow.

However, it can’t come without my permission. So had to earn that shit. Self disciplinary actions are the only way to get back into my good graces. Cause it’s so much more satisfying for me to hear it scream like a girly bitch with even the slightest of pinches.

I did let it come though. Making sure to let it know what a fucking worthless cum whore it was. And that it had to beg for it. With conviction.

I’m so mean sometimes (lul) but it likes it.

I was fucked by someone I gave an enema to, let me retell it here in Phone Perverts Paradise

I have a partner outside of this place that is as kinky as I am. Loves to torture the fun bags with some squeezes and punches. Loves to dominate me in many different ways. And I let him cause that dick is just too good.

But, my Phone Perverts Paradise denizens, I dominated him. Let me tell you how.

Enema play is a favorite of his. Loves fucking with that feeling of fullness in his black hole while pumping his fuck stick into me. And it didn’t matter orifice he had it in me. He wanted to just feel the squeeze around the cock while there was a gallon sloshing around in there.

The more into that space he went into, the more he thrust into me. Hearing the moans from both of us as I heard that magical phrase that makes me just go gooey when he says it. “I’m gonna come” Which also makes me come with him.

Yeah, eventually you gotta release the evil that is between t he cheeks. But the satisfaction you get when you have something that came out of both holes is that much better in the end.

 

Big tits and asses are a guaranteed way to get you on the tour bus

Big Tits and Asses

So, I was able to get past your security. Which was easy be tee dubs, as all I had to do was just show them one nipple.

Not exactly top notch guard duty there bud.

But it didn’t matter. I wanted to see what Mr Smoke could do. I noticed how big his dick was at certain points of his show, and wanted to ride that dance pole. And I knew I’d succeed as I also knew you were into big tits and asses.

Also, ticking off the bucket list item of “fucking a rock star.”

When we finally came together though, it was like a whole different show. You let me use your cock like a microphone to sing my own song. Even pushing it down my throat to make sure I was heard loud and clear.

And lets not forget the duet. That 69 action where we got to tongue each others star fish. Lapping up all those sweet juices that formed from our connections.

Should be a thing to do at rock shows to support our musicians. Fuck a rock star.

Beat your meat as I rub my… meat?… Mutual Masturbation.

Mutual Masturbation

I’m that ho that loves mutual masturbation. Even if it’s just me looking at myself in a mirror rubbing one out (see what I did there… 😉 ) It’s been something that has made me a better lover in my honest opinion.

Cause what really turns me on is watching my partner pleasure themselves. Just seeing them tease and bring themselves to a climax of sorts makes my pussy drip with anticipation. Knowing I’ll be able to achieve same orgasm as they do.

Also, observing how they move their hands during self pleasure is the key to finding out what kinds of things they’d like to do orally. Especially if they like a deep throat fuck, or for you to suck on that clitty bean like a nipple. Or if they like clean or sloppy toppy.

And describing what I’m doing to myself to someone else is fun too. Should try it sometime.

 

Wedding bells? More like wedding balls deep in this tight shaved pussy

My sister’s wedding was recently. Groom’s men were just ripe for the picking too. Was like they were all sculpted by gods. Especially their holiness of their cocks.

And I just couldn’t help myself. I had to have one. Show him how nice my tight shaved pussy is, ready for his manly seed. Go balls deep, spread my open like a flower in bloom.

I did nab me one of the guys though. Dick was perfect size for my fuck holes to have fun with. Pounded me all night long, into the morning. Making me shoot my own cum all over the tables. Chairs, curtains, you name it.

He left his own DNA on everything as well. Which was all fine by me. I love that shit.

Until the sun came up anyways… When the reception hall opened back up…Tight shaved pussy

Kinky Phone Sex for the wicked side of me

Kinky Phone Sex

I was taught a lesson one time about what it took to be a good sub. As in being a “good girl”. Which, as we have discussed before, I am not a good little subby sub. I’m that brat for kinky phone sex. But my Dom wanted to say otherwise.

So he had me bound in place while he tortured and teased my pussy. Making me go between those sensations on my ass and clit. And this to me is always fun, but there was one problem with this particular time.

I was not allowed to come. At all. Unless I begged for it like the “good little cum slut girly” I am.

Now, I thought I could hold onto it. I really did. However I ended up caving after some time and begging like a whore for her next hit off the crack pipe. And he still didn’t let me.

Not until he started to blow out my fuck holes… with other guys dicks…