“How To Phone Sex” Beginners guide to greatest orgasm ever

How to Phone Sex

How to Phone Sex with the best of us? It’s a valid question. There isn’t exactly a “how to” guide on this shit. Nor is there a real how to guide on some of the other facets of kink, or fantasy.

But, I’m a teacher. I love teaching guys the exact way to eat muffins, and make sure to get the gooey center. Or chicks how to properly suck that strawberry like it’s going through a straw. Also showing some tricks on how to properly insert a family of 5 into my Air VgN.

So, best way to start it out is finding that fantasy that makes Mr Willy wanna twitch. Give him the want to get big for ya. And with us, you can make it be anything you want. Even if it involves a car battery, jumper cables, an SOS pad and the movie of Apocalypse Now is playing the background. Whatever makes dicky get thicky.

Have a good lube handy. No one wants chub rub.

Now, this is where it gets important. Because you get to talk to me, and have the sultry voice on the other end of the line. And we make magic happen. Bring the fantasy to reality in your brain, and work your shit like it matters.

And remember, it’s your fantasy. I’m just the artist that paints the picture for you.

 

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