Tis the season for this pussy to be wrapped around a nice big meaty dick. Put a bow on the base of it like a cock ring. Make them balls look like mistletoe. Give em a lil smooch.
I just want to get rowdy. Want a good romp around a kitchen scene. Have someone banging me from behind while I’m cooking dinner for the family. Give into the nice quickie before someone walks in. Again…
And then into the night, where I can have a bed to lay on and just have my mister for the moment. Having his second helping of dessert eating out my peachy puss. Lapping up that sweet syrupy juice as it leaks out.
And lets not forget, having the Yule Log burn it’s way through my back chimney. Sitting by that fire and just poking it nice and slow through till it’s burned down. And soft wood.
Holidays are for fucking. It’s the only reason why there are so many in a row.